Fashion Mumblr #28 So spoiled makes us recoil, minced pies, fake lives, but still no oil

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Finally watching the flog. Apologies in advance for my verbosity

First, her makeup is quite nice. Like almost too nice. Is she using a video filter? I did hate that she only lined her bottom lid. It’s such a heavy drag on the eye.

Second, her hair when not done appears to be in terrible shape. Like deader than dead.

Third, what’s with the obsession with being tan? Particularly when you’re racist!

Fourth, I’m starving after looking at those grazing boards. Now I realize why they stay so thin. Also is the term ‘grazing board’ a UK term? What happened to ‘cheese board’?

Fifth, those dresses look like they were purchased at a 5 and dime. And just like Lydia, dated and tired Rockstuds make an appearance.

Sixth, glad to see they hired Carrie as a butler for the evening. Lydia was right there to receive a refill.

Seventh, Ali’s legs are so apparently short in that vacuum scene and Charlie hates everyone.

And finally (because I remain in the holiday spirit), I absolutely adore the wood paneling in their home. UK Tattlers-is their place expensive and if so, how’d they get their money?
Verbosity another word I’ve learnt today. The English language is so wonderfully diverse ❤️
 
Well Dhaaaahhhhhhrrrrhhhlings we are treated in this flog to Joho brushing her axilla vajeyjey with loose Pearl meakeup …. Her manifestations /dreams for 2022… being told Chav doesn’t like clutter!?… clearly his daily purchasing of buckets/side tables/ and tat is not clutter!!! Also a true love moment between Joho and Chav!!!😱😵🤢 …. But then imagine being first footed by him!
Chaz body language is so very telling. They are hugging but he is looking in a different direction. He is a million miles not that into her
 
And finally (because I remain in the holiday spirit), I absolutely adore the wood paneling in their home. UK Tattlers-is their place expensive and if so, how’d they get their money?
From what I found online when they first moved, the house was a little above £2mil. Correct me if I’m wrong 🤔

I bet Lala helped somehow in exchange of living in the coach house..
I kind of looked her up and when her dad was still alive he apparently had two successful businesses, so I’m guessing the inheritance left was a hefty amount so they might still be using it today?


Not sure it was long time ago
 
Love how they celebrated nye by watching themselves in some screen

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One wonders why Lydia and Teefers WOULD be friends. Surely they are rivals to attract sponsorships and brands? Although it seems most brands aren't that selective, and unimaginatively use both/all of the floggers - at least the usual suspects. It would be far more entertaining if companies chose just one of them. And then we would really see some manoeuvring. Which could explain why Carrie is in the inner circle....
 
Well Dhaaaahhhhhhrrrrhhhlings we are treated in this flog to Joho brushing her axilla vajeyjey with loose Pearl meakeup …. Her manifestations /dreams for 2022… being told Chav doesn’t like clutter!?… clearly his daily purchasing of buckets/side tables/ and tat is not clutter!!! Also a true love moment between Joho and Chav!!!😱😵🤢 …. But then imagine being first footed by him!
HALP!
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Sixth, glad to see they hired Carrie as a butler for the evening. Lydia was right there to receive a refill.
Wow... Carrie, get a spine!

Love how they celebrated nye by watching themselves in some screen

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Ali obviously forgot his shoe lifts.
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🤡🤡🤡
 
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Took the time to look at the cottage’s website. Highlighted in the photos are the flaws in their operation of this ‘business’. Why I’ve quoted that will be explained at the end.

1.When presenting anything, spell and grammatical checking is essential. It’s unprofessional not to.

2. If they are presenting this as a bespoke, exclusive, etc using colloquial slang like ‘grub’ again looks unprofessional and sending mixed messages to the audience they are trying to appeal.

3. Describing that place, I thought I was reading a Danielle Steel paperback. They are presenting a serious business but their snobbery has deluded them from reality and sound business sense. The hyperbolic buzzwords are what makes this place look less than what they are trying to achieve. When it comes to properties, let the property speak for itself. Also ‘two well behaved dogs’ is too foreboding as a sentence to warmly invite strangers to stay in your property and expect them to feel welcomed and relaxed. Dogs are dogs they do things their way, what they should have put was, dogs are welcome. Discreetly add in a cleaning deposit should any accidents happen. Discretion and modesty is the key to running a business like that.

4. How hard would it have been for whoever wrote up the website to press the space bar and start a new line than breaking up the word to hyphenate it? Again it looks unprofessional.

5. If they are going to go down the route of publicizing this place as the next Blake’s Hotel ala Cotswolds, then actually have a ‘Journal’ not another excuse to sound off about independent shops, farmers markets and country walks. They missed the point and meaning of the word ‘journal’. They should rename it or use it as opportunity to involve local businesses to put updates on events and activities going on like a blog. However that would involve money, liaising with businesses and creating a business relationship which I think they are unlikely to be able to cultivate for many reasons, mostly their delusions of grandeur and their idea of how business works when in reality it’s quite the contrary.

6. The subscription page is a conundrum. What are they running? It says subscribe to updates, competitions. It’s only a bed and breakfast and a very expensive one too. Also it’s unbookable unless you email them, have them analyze your social media and no doubt submit a recent bank statement to prove you’re in the right social class to stay there. Last bit was a joke but I wouldn’t put it past them to even hint at it. For what it is, they are going to do themselves out of the hospitality industry let alone even get their ‘foot in the door’ if they have. I’ll be very surprised if they have. I think the idea is well meaning, it’s a nice looking property but it’s not individualistically nor uniquely decorated. It looks like a very country version of an IKEA catalogue. Also what it is? A boutique hotel? A glorified bed and breakfast? They need to be more specific, less gushing about their idea of how splendid they’ve made it and take the business seriously if they want to be taken seriously. As I said previously, discretion and modesty is what will make that business go far. That’s how luxury hotels, guest houses have survived, along with sensible business acumen and a decent heartfelt sincere attitude towards the general public. It makes all the difference.

7. It’s also worth noting this isn’t a business. It’s not registered as a business. Basically what it is, you’re staying at their home but parting with hundreds of pounds for the pleasure. That’s not a business. That’s misleading, overpriced and if they are not paying tax on it. That is immoral. If they are that’s another matter. Don’t be fooled by the hype on Instagram, Air bnb and their website. This is not a legitimate business. There are no company records on it therefore that indicates it’s not a business which means they are not paying tax. Not acceptable whether they would charge £10 a night or £1000, in my opinion and no doubt any other honest, decent, moral person.
 

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Finally watching the flog. Apologies in advance for my verbosity

First, her makeup is quite nice. Like almost too nice. Is she using a video filter? I did hate that she only lined her bottom lid. It’s such a heavy drag on the eye.


Fourth, I’m starving after looking at those grazing boards. Now I realize why they stay so thin. Also is the term ‘grazing board’ a UK term? What happened to ‘cheese board’?

I'm quoting because I'm so happy I'm not the only bothered by that liner. Idk if she was trying to do a khol look (or reverse cateye as it's being rebranded lately) but it almost made me itch.

As for the grazing board, I'm pretty sure it's payback for Lydia's dinner where she barely fed them and only served cheese and bread lmao.
 
Grazing boards are a bit like what old folks like me used to call a buffet except everything is pushed together on serving boards rather than being on individual dishes. I don’t think they are the best option in Covid times and I expect there is a lot of waste - at least with a traditional buffet stuff was on separate serving dishes so you could easily parcel it up to save and eat later.
My much missed MIL used to call it a pick and mix tea/lunch. God, I miss her!
 
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