Fashion Mumblr #25 Disappearing chin in clouds of endless white with infected crazy eyebrows

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AmaliaLana said:
Yeah, Bond villain. The "garotter about town". He will confuse you with his wide eyebrow gap and make you unconscious with "Eh, actually, ...".
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😮😃😅😂
#ImDying


AmaliaLana said:
gran-about-rectum
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I'm sorry to be daft, but please explain this to me!



Lollylola said:
Lydia is probably wailing on the floor right now: and panic buying anything she can get in terms of a Defender on autotrader 🤪
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Lydia will buy some cr@p old Defender, just to have one (like her saggy Birkin).



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And the unsmiling face!
 
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Well Josie hope your a happy bunny? At this stage Ali would now have called Carrie the rip off life coach & probably an ambulance.
Your bestie Lydiot will now be being scrapped off the floor with an IV of mirabu and Carrie chanting breathe chicken breathe !!!!!!. Some best friend you turned out to be !!!!!
Oh I don't get me started on the Lion King segment. Your childish behavior in that monster Zimmerman dress going up and down the steps . LOOK AT ME ME ME ME & MY TEETH !!!!!.
Ending on a positive note. Glad you have taken our advice on your dreadful skin .Not sure we want to follow his Lordships procedures.
Perhaps you'll stop taking all the freebies now - it proves to us all these products & facials are a complete waste of money. Karma
 
I never knew that said:
So tonight Chav was having problems handling his stick … even his manifesting of Ali and Lyds could not raise his gears … suspect the new car prompt was LL… Joho was the one test driving the cars then suddenly they get the ugly bad guy defender … Chav appeared to be taking that as his … leaving Joho with the old Mazda …. Suspect LL was part funding the process and her and Joho not pleased so now clearly Chav will have to bum around in the old car and Joho will only be able to drive the newest one as the old one will be too difficult for her to drive and too powerful … LL looked impressed by Chav and his mansplaining drivel …
The amount of begging for freebies was insane tonight … oh and that Zimmerman dress … I saw it in the airport harrods some time ago in the sale … I do not think it will sell well as the material was so rough … I simply wouldn’t be able to wear it … it actually felt like those bags for life… hessian?I think the materials called … I was disappointed as the colour was lovely
Oh and they can call it the royal circle if they want but to me it looked like the upper circle and the next one up is the gods….


Using her karma and vpn
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Re LaLa part funding the latest ‘new’ car….. it was mentioned that the old Mazda was going to be ‘given’ to her brother, (much stress on the word given), to ferry his multiple offspring around. Isn’t he a half brother and something of a poor relation? Just wonder if LaLa insisted on this gifting as part of the deal to help him out. Madame J does not exactly seem the generous type to me!
 
Shmoogles said:
So, my impression is that they're going to end up getting a third car after this, and this older car is going to be used for moving furniture and gardening things! These people are really living the life, buying a car just so they don't have to transfer dirty things in their new defender. Proves they only got it for show!
And yes, they're going to somehow connect it with their business ventures so that they can get it written off, I guess.
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Anyone know the approx price they would have paid for the old Defender ? Asking for a friend (Lydiot Millen). 😂
Lol, yeah I'm a nosy bish. :cool:
 
Allexie01 said:
Re LaLa part funding the latest ‘new’ car….. it was mentioned that the old Mazda was going to be ‘given’ to her brother, (much stress on the word given), to ferry his multiple offspring around. Isn’t he a half brother and something of a poor relation? Just wonder if LaLa insisted on this gifting as part of the deal to help him out. Madame J does not exactly seem the generous type to me!
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I'm starting to think, the brother lives in the coach house, and Lala is in with Josie and Charlie - perhaps in the Pink or Gold rooms?
Namima said:
Anyone know the approx price they would have paid for the old Defender ? Asking for a friend (Lydiot Millen). 😂
Lol, yeah I'm a nosy bish. :cool:
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I went on the car insurance value checker and it's showing around the £7k mark, but they've definitely paid more than that.

ALSO - have you seen what they've called the holiday rental company?

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Allexie01 said:
Re LaLa part funding the latest ‘new’ car….. it was mentioned that the old Mazda was going to be ‘given’ to her brother, (much stress on the word given), to ferry his multiple offspring around. Isn’t he a half brother and something of a poor relation? Just wonder if LaLa insisted on this gifting as part of the deal to help him out. Madame J does not exactly seem the generous type to me!
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I thought that too …. Also noticed his current car didn’t seem suitable for being at their property visiting.
 
coconochanel said:
Oh gosh another car wil we get 30mins of a vlog with Charlie darling explaining the difference between the two? :sleep: :sleep:
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Double O Zero - licence to mansplain 😂😂
Sorry guys, couldn't help it 😆
Yep, the frolicking in front of the Lion King premiere was embarassing. The 2 of them giggling and being oh so sweet filming themselves in the restaurant surrounded by normal people ... embarassing ...
 
beautyblogger123 said:
I'm starting to think, the brother lives in the coach house, and Lala is in with Josie and Charlie - perhaps in the Pink or Gold rooms?

I went on the car insurance value checker and it's showing around the £7k mark, but they've definitely paid more than that.

ALSO - have you seen what they've called the holiday rental company?

DEXTER ENTERPRISE LIMITED overview - Find and update company information - GOV.UK

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So she owns it completely?! Is Charlie literal help there? 🤣
 
beautyblogger123 said:
I'm starting to think, the brother lives in the coach house, and Lala is in with Josie and Charlie - perhaps in the Pink or Gold rooms?

I went on the car insurance value checker and it's showing around the £7k mark, but they've definitely paid more than that.

ALSO - have you seen what they've called the holiday rental company?

DEXTER ENTERPRISE LIMITED overview - Find and update company information - GOV.UK

DEXTER ENTERPRISE LIMITED - Free company information from Companies House including registered office address, filing history, accounts, annual return, officers, charges, business activity
find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk
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I bet that’s so they can put the dog and vet bills as business expense …he’s the brand ambassador….is there anything these 2 will not sell
 
Julia123 said:
Yes he let that slip… the old defender will be for hauling furniture and will be tied to strawtop. I bet Charlie will get a magnet for the door and make it a business expense for their business. This is for image and clearly they don’t really even want to drive it. This is a “fun” and not essential extra car bought and paid for by pimple poppers, lazer hair removal devises for lady hairs, surf shark, that dayam velvetizer, a million other Amazon links and that electric toothbrush that gave her a literal o when the drone landed. This is just to fit in at soho and with billionaire to be robin and whatever gymshark guy. Guarantee you they will buy another more comfortable and fancy car somewhat soon.
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What....what..... they can claim that manky old defender as a legitimate business expense for moving doll sized furniture to and from their one rental property!!!! Blimey the world has gone mad!!

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I bet that’s so they can put the dog and vet bills as business expense …he’s the brand ambassador….is there anything these 2 will not sell
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Ye God's and little fishes....speechless!!!
 
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