Fashion Mumblr #25 Disappearing chin in clouds of endless white with infected crazy eyebrows

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Allexie01 said:
Way, way, way too much of the serial killer doing his mansplaining.....yawn!
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Dahlings, I just came to hear the newest saucy gossip. Her Ladyship Elsie Millen just declared her need for more iron. It might be a subtle hint at Mylord Charlsplainer "the garrotter" IRONs?
But how will Mylady Aldi Gordon feel about this sudden turn of hearts? Can "the garroter" fight off the temptation of Elsie's voluptuous edges? Her tempting sweet body odour of tanning solution and unwashed mane? Can his faithfulness into Mylady Gordon stand Lady Danger Millen?
Will his gran's, the eccentric Countess Josefiend of Cotswold AONB, heart endure the stress of a potential love triangle in her Golden Rectum?
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PS: Adding here that I totally not put that saucy gossip out there myself, I would never do such thing. 🤞
 
Milkshake said:
1 hour and 15 minutes! The new video is one hour and fifteen minutes long!!😳😳😳 Does she really think people have nothing better to do than listen to her flog every item imaginable for 75 minutes
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Extraordinary isn't it? I have a few notes but simply don't have the will to write a recap tonight. I had to listen with a glass of wine and took a good glug every time I heard the words autumnal and pamper and a few other times too. For those who can't be bothered, will add a rough timestamp here or there to aid in the watching and avoid potential trauma. To my fellow tattlers, who have already suffered tonight with me, cheers dahlings! Bottoms up darlings! 😉🤪

hannah123 said:
Who is Lala? She talks about her and I’m like is this her mum, her cleaner, personal slave?
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All of the above! o_O

Namima said:
Oh f*ck off Josi
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Namima said:
Oh f*ck off Josie.

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Lion King flash mob anyone? Am I the only one who noticed that milady gave absolutely no feedback about the Bond movie nor any outfit pics. That dress was neither beige nor floral, so I assume it didn't feel Disney enough for the princess. How does one do Disney for Bond though? I assume it must have been quite a slap in the face when you've moved to the Cotswolds AONB and not be invited to the main viewing party with 007. Mum's the word, ay Jose...
 
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NomDePlume said:
Extraordinary isn't it? I have a few notes but simply don't have the will to write a recap tonight. I had to listen with a glass of wine and took a good glug every time I heard the words autumnal and pamper and a few other times too. For those who can't be bothered, will add a rough timestamp here or there to aid in the watching and avoid potential trauma. To my fellow tattlers, who have already suffered tonight with me, cheers dahlings! Bottoms up darlings! 😉🤪


All of the above! o_O



Lion King flash mob anyone? Am I the only one who noticed that milady gave absolutely no feedback about the Bond movie nor any outfit pics. That dress was neither beige nor floral, so I assume it didn't feel Disney enough for the princess. How does one do Disney for Bond though? I assume it must have been quite a slap in the face when you've moved to the Cotswolds AONB and not be invited to the main viewing party with 007. Mum's the word, ay Jose...
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Yeah josie is sounding like a jealous 🐄 it's funny I have a feeling she didn't like the fact that charchar was more interested in 007 and not the lion king 🤣
 
AmaliaLana said:
Are you okay hun? I am part Indian and take personal offence at this borderline racist remark (not even sure if it's only borderline or full blown). Thanks for vilifying a whole centuries old culture just because it isn't Christian (it's older).
And as dumb as manifesting is, it certainly doesn't summon Satan. Btw, Satan is a fallen Angel, and he has to care for all the people that go to Hell because they are tit humans (not that I believe in that olde tale). He doesn't make them bad, they are bad on their own. He has the unthankful job to care for them into eternity. Like, that must suck. Show some empathy.
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Do some research,
 
I love how Charlie was trying to justify the extortionate cost of the espresso machine by saying that it's the equivalent of 5 years of daily coffees from a coffee shop (insane to begin with), completely forgetting that they also buy expensive fancy coffee beans AND expensive oat milk, etc etc., to add onto the cost! Think you need to recheck your 'math' there Charlie! ;) Also, fix your eyebrows.

I think Josie is confused about how a home's decor is supposed to look, as opposed to a shop display. They are not the same thing! These people are so preoccupied with selling and buying, that they can't understand what decorating is about! It's *not* merchandising Josie! Your home is not meant to look like a store!
 
RANT.

Good lawd, this last coffee vlog was 1 hour 15 minutes !!!!! And most of it was about that damn "NOT SPONSORED" coffee machine - not the Nespresso one for which Josie was gifted !
And why does Charlie suck the fun / joy / life out of everything ! Really, he is an insufferable, snot-faced grade A summa cum laude c*nt.
Pardon my language - my mum would KILL me for using such a word - but that word describes him to a tee. Josie must be an expert in zoning out when he opens his mouth.
Geez, if he was standing in front of me, I'd throat punch him just for breathing. He acts like he is an expert on coffee but all he drinks is espresso. Pissant.
All about the aesthetic of the coffee machine. 🙄
duck off you bloody snob.
Ugh, he has such an ugly personality.

notsoposh said:
What is she shilling now? Fridge for 3 clothes? Also so jobless that had to run, to get that petrol!
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And it's £2000 for that fridge-looking steamer.
£2000. In this economy. A pandemic. People starving around the world. Droughts / floods.
£2000.
Let that sink in.
Vulgar.

NomDePlume said:
Extraordinary isn't it? I have a few notes but simply don't have the will to write a recap tonight. I had to listen with a glass of wine and took a good glug every time I heard the words autumnal and pamper and a few other times too. For those who can't be bothered, will add a rough timestamp here or there to aid in the watching and avoid potential trauma. To my fellow tattlers, who have already suffered tonight with me, cheers dahlings! Bottoms up darlings! 😉🤪


All of the above! o_O



Lion King flash mob anyone? Am I the only one who noticed that milady gave absolutely no feedback about the Bond movie nor any outfit pics. That dress was neither beige nor floral, so I assume it didn't feel Disney enough for the princess. How does one do Disney for Bond though? I assume it must have been quite a slap in the face when you've moved to the Cotswolds AONB and not be invited to the main viewing party with 007. Mum's the word, ay Jose...
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Beige musty-smelling curtains.

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juniper54ny said:
Do some research,
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Yeah, I did some research, in the lab. About immune cells. And read books of people working in the field, and papers of new findings. Before that, I did research about dry grasslands and how to classify them with statistical methods. I didn't go on sites and took the word of people who know tit about nothing as pure gold. Reading stuff someone posted in an esoteric FB group is not research!

But you do you, hun. Everything that makes your life easier for you.

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Love that you didn't deny the blatant racism.
 
Allexie01 said:
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Who on earth would want a hideous, humungous fridge freezer...erm, erm clothes steamer thingy standing in their bedroom? Is this just a temporary home til it wings along to EBay? Skirt looking a little snug there Madame!!
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How an a house that size not have a proper laundry room! A proper back room, second kitchen … we lived on a big farm in Devon and it had a gigantic back hall , entrance that was a general overflow for everything !
 
Ah so I see Charlie let slip that most of the stuff they buy for their houses is a tax write off, because it's for their "business". Is this normal? It's garden plants and decor bits.
Also they are spending HUUUGEE amounts of money lately!

They keep mentioning that other defender that is their dream one - I thought the one they got was their dream one? Have a feeling they might either trade in the one they got for the older, cooler model that everyone else seems to prefer, or else get a second defender.

They keep hinting at getting another property to presumably also fix up and b&b out. Shouldn't they at least wait until they see how the current one goes? They're really acting kind of manic with their spending and behaviour! They don't even seem really settled into their own house yet.

I'm very concerned with what they're going to do with the kitchen - the only room left that I like! ☹
 
Her wedding will be Mean Girls personified. Wednesday wedding to save fees (probs the venue will give them a weekday wedding like what Aynhoe Park gave to Lydia), gifted Elemis/L'occitane gift baskets to give to her bridesmaids. She might score a gifted Pronovias wedding gown as a gift, and might beg for her whole wedding attire.

Everything's going to be pink.
 
PettyBettyBoop said:
Welcome to thread #25.

Title credit to @juniper54ny

I wasn’t able to fit everything.

TL/DR Recap:
More Teeth, less chin, Ibeetha vacay, more affiliate links, dressing in the dark and on the hunt for a free Chanel!
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Hi, I‘m new to this so not sure I’m doing this right - apologies if I‘m not! I just have a burning question…who is Lillia, the older lady Josie seems to keep at the bottom of her garden?! Are they related? Or does she work for Josie? I’m so confused!! Please help!! Thanks.
 
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