Falasious #3 fatlasious might be ready for the Easter bunny, but she’s only happy when she’s taking your money

[instaknobs]

That’s awful. He’s so puny, she could snap him like a twig. I’m sure on a live ages ago she said he chased her.

Chased! Seems a bit far fetched. The only fast movement she will do is to smack a hand away if someone tries to eat her food.

 

[Dandelion88]

How does the michelin man have the balls to call her mum greedy, whilst dripping sweet chilli sauce all over her chin and hoovering up those prawns?

Her hair is in such bad condition! It's so lank and thin.

 

[instaknobs]

Why is she buying all that Easter shite? Chocolates and sweets but doesn’t know who they are for? She knows full well she is gonna scoff it all.

 

[WhatABore]

Was she not always this big?

She always has been

 

[Grace Kelly]

Why is she buying all that Easter shite? Chocolates and sweets but doesn’t know who they are for? She knows full well she is gonna scoff it all.

I’m surprised she has any teeth left with all those sweets and chocolates she eats…what happened to the massive boxes of Christmas sweets.

 

[DowntoearthDawn]

How does the michelin man have the balls to call her mum greedy, whilst dripping sweet chilli sauce all over her chin and hoovering up those prawns?

Her hair is in such bad condition! It's so lank and thin.

Her hair looked ok but I agree it’s thin and lank. Collagen isn’t working.

 

[Dandelion88]

I’m surprised she has any teeth left with all those sweets and chocolates she eats…what happened to the massive boxes of Christmas sweets.

Her cheese block looking teeth are horrendous. The filter often slips and they are very discoloured!

 

[gimm3more]

Her hair looked ok but I agree it’s thin and lank. Collagen isn’t working.

I’m sure that collagen stuff doesn’t work anyway. Like it’s a placebo

 

[instaknobs]

That mango Frappe is 400 cals in its own.

 

[Hereforthehottea]

Did I just hear that correctly? She’s bought all those Haribo for her husband’s sweetie jar?! Piss off.

 

[Grace Kelly]

Did I just hear that correctly? She’s bought all those Haribo for her husband’s sweetie jar?! Piss off.
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She treats Mark like an 8 year old. Where are all the huge bags of Christmas sweets she was gifted? Has she eaten them all? The fact she needs a sweet jar for every occasion is a problem in itself.

 

[Lazy Sunday]

Selling a crimper for Mother Day. I don't think so. Mums will not want anything like that tat.

 

[Pat MyCock]

Did I just hear that correctly? She’s bought all those Haribo for her husband’s sweetie jar?! Piss off.
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One way journey to diabetes city!!

 

[bobbybob6]

what was that haul

 

[DowntoearthDawn]

Why is she so puffy

what was that haul

A load of shite and she knew it

 

[instaknobs]

jesus she buys shit.
Eyelash curler
Cheap AF veg cutter
Microphone
Face massage ( really good for her puffinisss) ( suggest eating less rather)
Some finger glove she doesnt know what for
Egg shaper, heart and flower
Fake grass for easter
solar lights that are fucking awful
Face mask, infrared and fings like that ( must say she looks better with it on)
MORE dresses.
a thong, stockings, cupless bra she said she didnt order. Can you imagine her body swallowing that up. VOMIT
Glass, nice glass innit for ice coffee
Cup holder and tray for Daisy for the car when they go to Mcdonalds.
Guitar shaped cheese grater
Veg choppers for a give away. Got 2 to give away but will keep one
Chicken skin crisps/ other random crisps

IS SHE NORMAL????

 

[Grace Kelly]

What’s with her obsession with buying Easter tat? Also a thong? Has she seen the state of her arse lately? I’ve seen the sev seagull page on TT where Teresa also features!

 

[Sliceofpizza]

I know someone who works with Mark and believe me Mark looks at other women. I can't say too much without outing myself but Mark might make out he is ok with her being that big but at work he says otherwise!

I can sense that to be fair, does anyone know what job Mark has??
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I absolutely hate seeing her rat teeth, turn my stomach

 

[DowntoearthDawn]

I know someone who works with Mark and believe me Mark looks at other women. I can't say too much without outing myself but Mark might make out he is ok with her being that big but at work he says otherwise!

I wouldn’t be surprised if he has women on the side. Probably embellishes his journey so he can have x as quickie before he comes home to Titanic Teresa.

 

[instaknobs]

Someone has asked if he is her boyfriend or room mate