Estee Lalonde #7 Every good marriage starts with an ultimatum! ..right?

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Callan said:
She said she's selling some of her favorite furniture pieces because they "Wont fit in her new place" like maybe it's not the right place for 2 people if you can't fit a simple desk in it..I just dont get this chick.

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"few little pen marks"

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I swear she got those chairs for free, I remember her doing an AD like post about them a year or two back

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I get a kick out of those chairs being in style because those were the chairs my family had in our kitchen growing up.
 
Wine and burgers, a classic combo 🥴

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People who make their whole personality “I’M ENGAGED!” is my personal hell. I actually don’t mind wedding talk because I like event planning, but there is no substance to just… being engaged. Congratulations, you held in your farts for long enough that someone decided to indicate they might one day enter a legally binding life contract with you. What a thrill.
 
Noenergyvampires said:
off topic of the engagement, but good god Estée needs to ditch the blonde - brown hair was sooo beautiful on her View attachment 2435009 qView attachment 2435012 q
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She looks so pretty with that color, not sure if it’s natural, but it’s about a million times better than the ugly blonde she insists on. It’s not even a color that goes with her skin tone. Same as Tanya Burr, who has a lovely natural auburn and they both have been the same shade of terrible blonde for years. Surely they must have heard by now that women can have other hair colors?


I shudder to think of Estee’s hair condition, bet she will try to grow it out for the wedding for some updo, and the fry it even more, because she needs it to be white blonde. And it’ll look yellow next to a white dress.
 
theeyecollector said:
People who make their whole personality “I’M ENGAGED!” is my personal hell. I actually don’t mind wedding talk because I like event planning, but there is no substance to just… being engaged. Congratulations, you held in your farts for long enough that someone decided to indicate they might one day enter a legally binding life contract with you. What a thrill.
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Ha, it's a thing for sure! Also it feels like she doesn't even know this dude that well, and I'd laugh if they are actually "madly in love" I just don't get any of that from the way her content has been the past few years.
 
The blonde hair (among other things) is such a metaphor for her life. She thinks it's good because she's a "new" person. Nope, we're all the same person at the end of the day, hair change or not.

She's not dealing with anything, she's just trying to delete her past, as if it never happened: insisting on being blonde, getting her tattoos removed, getting any British guy to propose to her as some weird do-over because Aslan wouldn't, etc.

She's metaphorically holding her hands over her ears and going "la la la" (like a small child) to all of her problems. 🙉
 
ccc123000 said:
She looks like she's dressed up as herself for Halloween and decided to plop on a silly wig for laughs. The blonde 100% washes her out. But you do you, booboo.
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SO accurate. :ROFLMAO:

It’s hilarious how she *tried* with the blazer, but she is clearly wearing a ribbed tank top underneath. Like she couldn’t muster the energy to select a blouse to go with it. She is so weird.

weepingfeet said:
I'm getting Elizabeth Holmes energy from this mess.
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YES. It seems so calculated and she has the same dead/wide eyes.
 
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Amelia has uploaded a vlog about Estee's engagement. I just started watching and AL is so OTT emotional that Estee just asked her if she's drunk.

Turns out, Amelia knew he was going to propose, but still "can't believe it finally happened."

Estee then admits that trying to get engaged has been "a decade long saga" and her "entire personality". They say it's literally all Estee talked about for ten years. I really get the impression that any guy would do. She just wanted a ring. And now Amelia is crying again.

I'm only five minutes into the vlog and there has already been way too much cringe.

ETA: Amelia just said that as soon as Estee met a new guy, she would talk about being engaged to him. Estee then says the first guy to propose "gets it.' So yeah, any guy would do. Wow.

ETA: She wants Amelia to officiate the wedding. Amelia is now crying for the tenth time in this vlog.
 
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Shutterbug99 said:
Amelia has uploaded a vlog about Estee's engagement. I just started watching and AL is so OTT emotional that Estee just asked her if she's drunk.

Turns out, Amelia knew he was going to propose, but still "can't believe it finally happened."

Estee then admits that trying to get engaged has been "a decade long saga" and her "entire personality". They say it's literally all Estee talked about for ten years. I really get the impression that any guy would do. She just wanted a ring. And now Amelia is crying again.

I'm only five minutes into the vlog and there has already been way too much cringe.

ETA: Amelia just said that as soon as Estee met a new guy, she would talk about being engaged to him. Estee then says the first guy to propose "gets it.' So yeah, any guy would do. Wow.

ETA: She wants Amelia to officiate the wedding. Amelia is now crying for the tenth time in this vlog.
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And to think that they put this on the internet because they know people will find it endearing....Both of these women need help.
 
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