Estee Lalonde #10 No sugar, just daddy, is Ibiza James the next ultimatum recipient?

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That abysmal cake in her recent post, I'm sorry. Look I know we're not all bakers, but that was a tit show of a post. She baked it in a pie tin, then she massacred it and tried to create a mini layer cake that was half falling over. A child could do better. Stick to what you know girl, whatever that is.

Lol you weren't kidding! :oops: And she used an empty bath salts jar as a guide, which isn't even food safe. Not to get overly dramatic about cake, but it really says a lot how she screwed up a simple recipe that badly.

This is yet another example of how she constantly fails upwards in life and has ZERO self-awareness about how untalented and unskilled she is. She is below average at so many things, but she thinks she's this badass CEO.

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I also have a problem with how she was complaining during the clip! She was like "being a solo female founder" was "exhausting, incredibly stressful, lonely, confusing" ... STFU, Estee. You didn't work for anything. You just knew wealthy people with connections. It's also SO TONE DEAF...no one wants to hear a wealthy influencer who coasts in life talking about how "exhausted" they are.

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Lol you weren't kidding! :oops: And she used an empty bath salts jar as a guide, which isn't even food safe. Not to get overly dramatic about cake, but it really says a lot how she screwed up a simple recipe that badly.

This is yet another example of how she constantly fails upwards in life and has ZERO self-awareness about how untalented and unskilled she is. She is below average at so many things, but she thinks she's this badass CEO.

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I also have a problem with how she was complaining during the clip! She was like "being a solo female founder" was "exhausting, incredibly stressful, lonely, confusing" ... STFU, Estee. You didn't work for anything. You just knew wealthy people with connections. It's also SO TONE DEAF...no one wants to hear a wealthy influencer who coasts in life talking about how "exhausted" they are.

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I just hope she - at least - bought her staff lunch.
 
Lol you weren't kidding! :oops: And she used an empty bath salts jar as a guide, which isn't even food safe. Not to get overly dramatic about cake, but it really says a lot how she screwed up a simple recipe that badly.

This is yet another example of how she constantly fails upwards in life and has ZERO self-awareness about how untalented and unskilled she is. She is below average at so many things, but she thinks she's this badass CEO.

Edit to add:
I also have a problem with how she was complaining during the clip! She was like "being a solo female founder" was "exhausting, incredibly stressful, lonely, confusing" ... STFU, Estee. You didn't work for anything. You just knew wealthy people with connections. It's also SO TONE DEAF...no one wants to hear a wealthy influencer who coasts in life talking about how "exhausted" they are.

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Wtf you weren't kidding about the cake being a disaster! Is that pea soup in the icing?? 😂
 
The thing that most bothered me about the cake video was her claiming to be building a “Mirror Water universe”… be serious!!!

She's acting like she introduced the concept of bathing to us peasants. That video clip she had, I saved it somewhere, where she said that people were still using their grandmothers bath products so she's solved that problem for them with Mirror Water. Delulu...
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Do we have an update on Eyebeefa James? I need some tea 😂

She's still dressing like a mob wife so I feel like they are still in contact 🤪
 
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She's acting like she introduced the concept of bathing to us peasants. That video clip she had, I saved it somewhere, where she said that people were still using their grandmothers bath products so she's solved that problem for them with Mirror Water. Delulu...

What gets me when she acts like this about Water Mirror is that her company only has what one, maybe two (i can't remember) products! Like I'd be more understanding if she had a whole line, or every year was coming out with a new product that was challenging the market of bath products but she isn't! And I could be wrong but her collabs with other brands isn't that just the same bath product with a different packaging on it? Like not a new product? I think her doing a line of bath products was wrong, she would have been better at pursing skincare bc at least then she can have one or two products and make them fantastic, sorta like Dieux. (she would have also sucked at the skincare tbh but its more reasonable of her if she did that)

Also I'm laughing so hard at the facetune in that photo! Two beautiful women who spends hundreds if not thousands on skincare, facials, and possibly injects STILL facetune their faces. I'm sorry but thats so sad its pathetic.
 
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