Enjoying Being Emma #2 Headaches every single day, James don’t mess up that tuff tray

[justwondering]

I don't think having a bath at 9.30pm is that bad or anything to moan about it's just parenthood sometimes. I've lost count of the amount of times we've ate really late, reheated meals or one of us has had to sit in our son's room all evening, it's what you sign up for isn't it?

 

[HannyNanny]

I don't think having a bath at 9.30pm is that bad or anything to moan about it's just parenthood sometimes. I've lost count of the amount of times we've ate really late, reheated meals or one of us has had to sit in our son's room all evening, it's what you sign up for isn't it?

I can't actually remember the last time I sat in the bath for an hour

 

[Karliz]

Funnily enough I was reading this at 10pm in the bath.

 

[ChampagneBox]

‘Totally get you there kid’

 

[NormaBates]

‘Totally get you there kid’

Totally get you kid but I'll still make a whole post about it and moan.
D I C K H E A D

 

[Justheretolurk]

Love how she’s suddenly become some kind of parenting expert that can impart her wonderful knowledge to all her super interested followers…

 

[HannyNanny]

Is it just me but is that whole hairdresser debacle with James just crazy?!

 

[Karliz]

I absolutely don't give two f*#ks about James haircut but but she's got to add to her content somehow roll on #hattiesfirsthaircut

 

[Justheretolurk]

Is it just me but is that whole hairdresser debacle with James just crazy?!

Paying the hairdresser just for her time to play with him? She clearly has money to burn and likes to boast about it in an “I’m being subtle” way and then goes on about how tight maternity pay is. What a dick.
Not forgetting that those child specialist hairdressers tend to be around £25 a time!

 

[ChampagneBox]

Love how everyone here pointed out poor James gets a raw deal and her post is all about how she’s making an effort to be nicer to him and include him more since Hattie was born, while at the same time pointing out he’s being a little tit

 

[WhatABore]

She's so boringgg.
We don't need a step by step of every second of your day and conversation. My god.

Love how everyone here pointed out poor James gets a raw deal and her post is all about how she’s making an effort to be nicer to him and include him more since Hattie was born, while at the same time pointing out he’s being a little tit

She's saying it's all down to the baby being born. Which maybe, some of it is. But I'm pretty sure she had issues with him refusing to go to sleep and throwing tantrums and wanting his dad constantly way before the baby was born!

 

[NormaBates]

Parenting must have changed so much from when my kids were little (there all in there late 20's now)
If this had happened to me, perhaps a bribe may have been required, understandably, bag of sweets etc. Failing that it would have been a "do as your bloody told or I'll tell your dad when he's home"
I can't believe how much she pampers to James, the getting up at 4am, the hair cut. He'll run rings around her before long

 

[WhatABore]

Parenting must have changed so much from when my kids were little (there all in there late 20's now)
If this had happened to me, perhaps a bribe may have been required, understandably, bag of sweets etc. Failing that it would have been a "do as your bloody told or I'll tell your dad when he's home"
I can't believe how much she pampers to James, the getting up at 4am, the hair cut. He'll run rings around her before long

This is what I thought partly when she said she sees no solution to him coming in their room in the middle of the night, not until they move Hattie into her own room.

I have 3 kids, and if that was me, I'd be taking them back to their room, telling them to stay in bed
Maybe I'm harsh. But I've never had an issue

 

[Acorncollecter]

Boasting that her daughter will be crawling soon....
This is why I never feel sorry for her for long. She's too smug. And no matter how much weight she loses, she still has that ugly smuggy plain face. She only stays with her husband as he still wanted her when she was a hippo. And now she's stretch Armstrong, no other man would want her.

 

[Karliz]

Is it

Boasting that her daughter will be crawling soon....
This is why I never feel sorry for her for long. She's too smug. And no matter how much weight she loses, she still has that ugly smuggy plain face. She only stays with her husband as he still wanted her when she was a hippo. And now she's stretch Armstrong, no other man would want her.

Please use ugly smuggy stretch Armstrong in the next thread title

 

[NormaBates]

Boasting that her daughter will be crawling soon....
This is why I never feel sorry for her for long. She's too smug. And no matter how much weight she loses, she still has that ugly smuggy plain face. She only stays with her husband as he still wanted her when she was a hippo. And now she's stretch Armstrong, no other man would want her.

Stretch Armstrong I'm bleeping dead

 

[Tabby23]

Parenting must have changed so much from when my kids were little (there all in there late 20's now)
If this had happened to me, perhaps a bribe may have been required, understandably, bag of sweets etc. Failing that it would have been a "do as your bloody told or I'll tell your dad when he's home"
I can't believe how much she pampers to James, the getting up at 4am, the hair cut. He'll run rings around her before long

“Do as you’re bloody well told” was practically a catchphrase for my Mum when I was little.

 

[toastedwoofles]

Does her husband actually not do ANYTHING around the house or is she just a martyr?? Based on her insta story she is doing it all. I know she's on mat leave and he works full time but surely he could chuck a wash in the machine or give the bathroom a quick clean after a shower one evening??

 

[theeyeroller]

She wanted to enjoy the nice weather but it was too hot. Of course it was. If someone gave her a million pounds she’d moan it wasn’t two million, or that it was only in fifty pound notes or something! She’s like a dementor, she can’t help but suck the joy out of everything! I know we all need a moan from time to time but she’s relentless with her Debbie downer attitude.

 

[ChubClubThug]

I bet she's a top mumsnet contributor on the sly, especially on the AIBU threads