EmmyLou Loves #148 Soft porn, won't you please think of ur 1st born?!

[YouAre]

Why does she remind me of this potato kids show

Oh my kids loved this show - I’d happily watch episodes of this over EL’s tv stint.
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Whatever EL has on Braaaaaadddd & Georgie the Podado Lady must be good. Imagine any other stall/shop owner standing there being filmed while the customer bangs on about making podado salad for the 5th year in a row, while other customers have to wait for the TED talk to finish

 

[SaraSea]

That's quite a manic story about potatoes, while the rest of us have been flat out enjoying friend catch ups, looking at lights with the kids, family lunches, travelling, finishing off work, we're not home alone without our children and scoffing a burger watching TV. What a loser.

 

[Hereforthecheezels]

Just had a thought - if Mama Mac is over, why the hell was she sitting home alone in her underwear on a Saturday night scoffing a burger?? Why would she not be with her mum and SL??

 

[Whiskers1]

Wonder how St Vaj is working for Podado Lady?

Not great going by these stories.....

 

[ijustcantstayquiet]

I just wanted to applaud south Melbourne markets for enforcing the social media ban on EmmyLou as a wannabe “partner” walking around and tagging them constantly in useless boring oxtail stories . Since they stopped people filming inside, she’s reallly had to stop all the melb markets stories and it’s been glorious. It really makes me want to thank them for doing the right thing by the general public.

 

[Director of Mugs]

Just had a thought - if Mama Mac is over, why the hell was she sitting home alone in her underwear on a Saturday night scoffing a burger?? Why would she not be with her mum and SL??

I think Emmy said last year that her Mum spent time between the hovel and SL's house. SL probably likes to have her Mum on her own instead of Emmy trying to be the centre of attention.

 

[cashedupbogan]

If you want three pieces of Nicola podaydo for your salad that's two cuts of the podaydo. So cut here and then here. Now that we're all clear on that can you just go home and start on the first layer of jelly Emmy. I'm waiting.

Maybe one day she can progress to hasselback potatoes

 

[makeitstop]

That's quite a manic story about potatoes, while the rest of us have been flat out enjoying friend catch ups, looking at lights with the kids, family lunches, travelling, finishing off work, we're not home alone without our children and scoffing a burger watching TV. What a loser.

No friendmas lunch for our friendless Emmy……….

 

[gemmagucci]

And she's back to annoying Georgie on one of the busiest days leading up to Christmas talking about potatoes.

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Potato talking to a potato , plus talking to Georgie who also resembles a potato!
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That's quite a manic story about potatoes, while the rest of us have been flat out enjoying friend catch ups, looking at lights with the kids, family lunches, travelling, finishing off work, we're not home alone without our children and scoffing a burger watching TV. What a loser.

Nope , no-one is home worrying about potatoes! Heck I am on the coast of the USA with my teens enjoying the beach. What a loser.

Lets guess, it will podaydo salad, snags, vegan snags, a salad, bread all served on paper plates in the front yard.

Wonder if Uncle Cow will bring this year’s new girlfriend along. Alove will go hungry. Vida will look for the bowl of rice.

Boxingday will have grandmumma making springrolls and noc chum sauce.

 

[vikingjan]

Friendless & childless on a Saturday night in her bra & undies eating an ubered
burger. She is always childless & it elicits such joy in her. She really is the saddest of sacks.

 

[Hustler]

I'm waiting for 'everyone's been asking about the rainbow jelly bowl...' when really it's only us fezzas taking the piss

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Surely this is too late for the rainbow jelly now?! I hope she’s prefilmed that content. Can’t wait for the massive spread SL and mama Macarthy put on…with Emmy bringing burnt sausages and rainbow jelly.

 

[Director of Mugs]

Gut out making a gingerbread house.

 

[KmartByron]

Gut out making a gingerbread house.

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Wearing camelliyah’s top from 7 years ago

For the love of Christ and podaydoes Emmy, put some bleeping clothes on that fit!

 

[AMY$]

Totally unessesary clothing and who the duck cares if she makes a gingerbread house...?? Spend your time washing your floors or god forbid cleaning anything EL

 

[Ma’am Please]

Oh my kids loved this show - I’d happily watch episodes of this over EL’s tv stint.
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Whatever EL has on Braaaaaadddd & Georgie the Podado Lady must be good. Imagine any other stall/shop owner standing there being filmed while the customer bangs on about making podado salad for the 5th year in a row, while other customers have to wait for the TED talk to finish

Mumma she mad mad at that poor bodado

 

[Butt3rfly]

The filth

She did not make a GBH….its a kit.

Vida sitting ON THE TABLE WITH FILTHY FEET decorating

 

[Emmyscrustycamilla]

That gingerbread house looks tit

 

[champers]

So she bought a gingerbread house and tried to flog it off as her own.

 

[Director of Mugs]

Just a few rolls