EmmyLou Loves #148 Soft porn, won't you please think of ur 1st born?!

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makeitstop said:
What could she be possibly overwhelmed by at Christmas? She barely works, has the children only every other week, has had no functions to attend, has not done any Christmas activities with children, no family or friends to catch up with, no stress with arranging things for the children during the holidays Aaron has them for the duration, will only have to make a jelly and bbq some sausages for Christmas lunch, shut up Emmy and go watch Lioness for the hundredth time.
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And I love that she's said, at least a couple of times in the last few months, that she's had less events to attend.... because she's said no 😂😂😂
She wanted to focus more on st vag, and the kids.

Well, two big fat lies right there!
1. She's gone to less events because because she hasn't been invited to them! The invites, not to mention the paid ads are drying up and I love that for her.

2. She may have been focussing on st vaj, but she certainly hasn't made her kids any more of a priority then they ever have been. They're still waaaaay down the pecking order in the Lardylou show.
 
Gomi goner said:
And I love that she's said, at least a couple of times in the last few months, that she's had less events to attend.... because she's said no 😂😂😂
She wanted to focus more on st vag, and the kids.

Well, two big fat lies right there!
1. She's gone to less events because because she hasn't been invited to them! The invites, not to mention the paid ads are drying up and I love that for her.

2. She may have been focussing on st vaj, but she certainly hasn't made her kids any more of a priority then they ever have been. They're still waaaaay down the pecking order in the Lardylou show.
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Well excuse me! I’ll have you know that she did a Halloween AND a Christmas ad for The Reject Shop! She’s basically made it. Not only was it some insta stories, she even did reels! Yep. Hit the big time out slob.
 
If anyone's not coping without Emmy's Xmas Ebook, her favourite spice shop has one for free which is beautifully styled with nobody's stomach showing and no hideous rainbow jelly trifle. 😄

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cashedupbogan said:
If anyone's not coping without Emmy's Xmas Ebook, her favourite spice shop has one for free which is beautifully styled with nobody's stomach showing and no hideous rainbow jelly trifle. 😄

www.flipsnack.com

Gewürzhaus Christmas Menu eBook

Flipsnack is a digital catalog maker that makes it easy to create, publish and share html5 flipbooks. Upload a PDF or design from scratch flyers, magazines, books and more.
www.flipsnack.com www.flipsnack.com
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Thanks!
MCO Beauty is also on sale at Big W for those in need of non St Saj skincare
 
WTAF! The poor company who had to print this shirt, surely she is not going to try and sell this tit, she truly thinks she is hot. 🤣

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RojoCaliente said:
I do feel a little Karen-ish but this should not be in the front yard unfenced. Drowning hazard for kids in the street/area. She is a complete menace. And as if the lazy slob will take it down.
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The little round paddling pools are technically supposed to be fenced off so this monstrosity would be a risk if neighbours kids wandered in & fell in. But we all know EL won’t put things in the backyard when she can walk around in a bikini in the front yard.
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makeitstop said:
What could she be possibly overwhelmed by at Christmas? She barely works, has the children only every other week, has had no functions to attend, has not done any Christmas activities with children, no family or friends to catch up with, no stress with arranging things for the children during the holidays Aaron has them for the duration, will only have to make a jelly and bbq some sausages for Christmas lunch, shut up Emmy and go watch Lioness for the hundredth time.
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Two days hanging around the warehouse packing 30 kits and she’s exhausted poor thing.
Barely enough energy to put some clothes on to eat a burger on the couch 🥱😴
 
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slap2fish2gether said:
If you haven't got underground power lines you need to move.
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Oi oi. Calm down Sir 🙄😂
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YankeeRoo said:
This has to be a FREEBIE? -That was sent to her for an ad?!? If not she has more $$$$ than sense! Oh yeah Its EL were talking about , so of course!!!
Silly Me!


And if its new, why did she not save it for Christmas? Obz the kids had to be in the ad? Explains why she didn't save it for a present...She prob filmed it today.



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Can someone please explain to me which member of the Love/Maccarthy/StVag family would be able to climb and slide down this thing without it bursting?! I’m at a loss… 😵‍💫
 
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