Emma Hill #4 Turd of a human being

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Her hair annoys me so much, not only it ages her terribly (cuz she actually looks very good for her age), it doesn't do any favor to her features. For someone being not trendy, I wonder why she insists keeping this hair style which is actually very on trend.

As someone in their sixties, using the phrase “looks very good for her age“ about someone in their, I‘m guessing thirties, makes me feel great babes! 🤣🤣🤣
 
The affiliate income is extremely lucrative. High % and high volume. And if she gets on the brand ambassador rota as a result of the ‘free’ (for M&S) ads she is doing for them - payday 🤑

And cool brands like Sezanne aren’t going to be chucking cash her way anytime soon when they have so many competitive influencers to choose from, so beggars can’t be choosers.
 
It’s giving Sesame Street salesman.
 

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The Longchamp video was kind of useless. She didn't mention any of the typical wear issues like the corners and the straps. I've had my large Le Pliage for...20 years?...and it's held up well for the amount I've used it, but the corners do wear and you have to be careful stuffing it over time with heavy things because the stitching where the straps meet the bag aren't reinforced. Now I've taken the bag to a cobbler who did his best (probably left it a little too long for "good as new"), so it's possible to repair. These are useful things to share, but I suspect she hasn't had these bags long enough and she doesn't use them daily because she stays in her house the majority of the time 😜
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She goes on about ethical shopping but shops like a maniac. What’s with the M and S obsession? Why has she chosen the most frumpy clothes? God her voice and her hair. What’s with her hair!!!!!!! If you will. Cannot believe she’s still saying that. Her demeanour and voice are so patronising.

Yeah, she's neither an ethical shopper nor a minimalist. The moment you buy several versions of the same item of clothing (then do that for nearly all of your wardrobe), both of those things are thrown out the window.
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Another raincoat? She has 2 from Stutterheim for God's sake!
 
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How about the bit where she started to claim it had been ages and ages since she had bought a new pair of sunglasses, then realised it was only a few months ago in a Spring haul so had to course correct. And then said it was the same Celine glasses just a different colour. Girls got more issues than Vogue.
 
Can I take a quick poll of how many of you actually decorate your home seasonally? The big winter holidays don't count, as I feel like most people put up something around then, but when I see people like Emma switching out all their throw pillows and fruit and replacing them with pine cones and fake pumpkins, I just wonder how many real life non-influencers are doing it, too. No shade if you love home decor, I'm just curious!
 
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