Emma Hill #4 Turd of a human being

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I think the terrace house could have been something if they hadn't renovated everything into soulless gray oblivion. And let's not even get into that DIY "fireplace." Maybe there wasn't any character left by the time they moved in, but a keener eye for interiors could have made it into something cozy. @reserve_home on Instagram has done wonders on all her rentals, turning mediocre apartments into spaces you'd actually want to live in, not cold sterile showrooms.
 
Pulltheotherone said:
To be fair her “ London “ house was quite possibly the ugliest house on the ugliest road on the outskirts of London.
She portrayed something very different on her YT and Instagram accounts as there was no way she could get content where she lived and would have to travel every time she needed footage or photos. I hated the terraced house, it looked cheap and nasty.
The bunga is just filled with reproduction furniture.
She has no style buying everything from Zara or HM to look MCM - you need to source and it takes time and energy. I would be buying timeless vintage pieces but that’s just me.
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This is what I’ve been doing and it’s taken me years. I’m still looking for two dining chairs, a coffee table, a lowboy for my bedroom and an additional “fun” chair for the living room. It’s hard and truly a slow process. But when you find THAT piece (in good condition for a good price)? It’s an amazing feeling. She acts like she’s so patient and thoughtful when it comes to her secondhand bag purchases, but I think she just gets obsessed with something and then spends all day trying to find it.
 
poopettemetis said:
She acts like she’s so patient and thoughtful when it comes to her secondhand bag purchases, but I think she just gets obsessed with something and then spends all day trying to find it.
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She absolutely is not. I remember at the start of her supposed "secondhand but grand" journey when she was actively buying secondhand, and all she had done was replace the outlet of her most damaging behaviour (the behaviour being overconsumption, and the outlet being fast fashion) with a slightly better outlet (the secondhand market).

This video rams that fact forward. Sure, she bought them 2nd hand, but she bought THREE leather coats (and a suede one)! Of course, all never to be seen again. But it was twelve pounds fifty. TWELVE POUNDS FIFTY. TWELVE. POUNDS. FIFTY. PENCE.

 
meowmeowbeans said:
I think the terrace house could have been something if they hadn't renovated everything into soulless gray oblivion. And let's not even get into that DIY "fireplace." Maybe there wasn't any character left by the time they moved in, but a keener eye for interiors could have made it into something cozy. @reserve_home on Instagram has done wonders on all her rentals, turning mediocre apartments into spaces you'd actually want to live in, not cold sterile showrooms.
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The iconic fireplace….🫠 I can’t even. I rather have those 1970s fireplace than that. Also her bathroom
 
You can thank me later 🤣

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This is what I’ve been doing and it’s taken me years. I’m still looking for two dining chairs, a coffee table, a lowboy for my bedroom and an additional “fun” chair for the living room. It’s hard and truly a slow process. But when you find THAT piece (in good condition for a good price)? It’s an amazing feeling. She acts like she’s so patient and thoughtful when it comes to her secondhand bag purchases, but I think she just gets obsessed with something and then spends all day trying to find it.
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Exactly this !
I live in a REALLY old cottage and I love sourcing vintage pieces for it which I will have reupholstered or painted.
It’s taken 3 years and I still haven’t found a bedside table for my spare bedroom but the hunt continues.
Em Meh has zero idea.
 

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They've also done a hella job on disguising that awful hair. For a second, I thought she'd actually been to the hairdresser, but if you look closely it's still there. That poor bloody photographer, what a job he/she must have had making her look half decent.
 
pasodoble said:
Many thanks to @Silly Sausage for the thread title!
Life at the beige bunga continues, as Emma and Simon entertain themselves with exciting activities such as making biscuit pyramids, filling storage jars with nuts and seeds, and painting everything in Little Greene Joanna (including the gym equipment). Now she lives a quieter life just off the motorway in rural Kent, Emma entertains herself by eating three weeks' worth of pastries in 24hrs and working at her angles, whilst setting up a tripod and pretending to take photographs in a mirror that doesn't exist. She also appears to be gearing up for a world record in how many different shades of wood can you cram into one house and just how long can you string out a balayage, before you are forced, kicking and screaming, to go to a hairdresser. Unfortunately, Emma appears to have spent all her money on overpriced Toteme sweaters and 159 pairs of identical Veja trainers and has no cash left for a haircut. With tumbling views, no original content and desperate for some aff links, she decides to make a riveting video all about ... candle making

(sorry, dozed off there for a second)

and when politely challenged about her inability to distinguish weight from volume, proceeded to call one of her subscribers a turd. This was quickly Gleamed away, leaving Emma determined to become a better version of herself an even more miserable cow. She has since found new and innovative ways to insult, patronise and snap at the people who pay for her lifestyle her subscribers, starting with a giant rant about how much she hates birthdays. Meanwhile, Simon sits in the dark silence of his black walk-in wardrobe, staring at his unworn Gucci trainers and wondering how his turd-coloured Yoo Choob channel life came to this.
A plethora of regret.
A veritable plethora of regret.
If you will.

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Sorry for the double post but WTAF is this supposed to be??? The hair? The creased pyjamas/outfit??? What an effing mess.
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One in a series clearly, because this is on her personal account. Drinking pretend tea is A Thing at the bunga
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Wait! I actually know what this one is! This is washed-up influencer stares at blank wall and wonders where it all went wrong: a portrait in oils.
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pasodoble said:
Sorry for the double post but WTAF is this supposed to be??? The hair? The creased pyjamas/outfit??? What an effing mess.
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One in a series clearly, because this is on her personal account. Drinking pretend tea is A Thing at the bunga
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Wait! I actually know what this one is! This is washed-up influencer stares at blank wall and wonders where it all went wrong: a portrait in oils.
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in the first pic she looks like she blended right into her black shelf with no legs?
The whole mood of all the pics - depressing. Not artistic or stylist whatsoever is like one of those truly boring lifeless still life paintings
 
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