greenbear
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She is becoming more unhinged than ever"If there's one thing you have to absolutely make, it's the stew..."
Proceeds to post 2 clips of cut meat and vegetables. Video abruptly ends.LOL.
You're right. She needs help.
Elle Florence Lecocq #11 Duchess of Bainbridge
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"If there's one thing you have to absolutely make, it's the stew..."
Proceeds to post 2 clips of cut meat and vegetables. Video abruptly ends.
You're right. She needs help.
I was thinking....huh? what stew?
I didn’t see you make stew. Then clips of stew. 
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yes her kitchen hygiene is appallingI know, so gross! I would never eat at her place. Picks up cat, goes back to eating.This video was so low quality. Why does she even bother anymore?
the fact that she thinks its ok to post her licking stuff off containers and then touching items in her drawers directly after without wiping or rinsing shows how little self awareness she has! the idiot probably thinks she is channelling sensual Nigella vibes 
svdwoodsen
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Am I the only one who finds this hilarious? The food looks worse than ever while her kitchen gets more and more cluttered. And who deliberately leaves three pots on the stove and crowds up the area while they cook? At this point the tale of Elle Faulosten is writing itself. 
Drasticactions
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yes her kitchen hygiene is appalling
That's was really grossed me out she licked her fingers then stuck her hand into her oregano container contaminating the whole tin.
Debbie1633
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Am I the only one who finds this hilarious? The food looks worse than ever while her kitchen gets more and more cluttered. And who deliberately leaves three pots on the stove and crowds up the area while they cook? At this point the tale of Elle Faulosten is writing itself.
Yeah, I would never be able to cook in her kitchen. She has ample counter space but she leaves so much on the counter and leaves no room to cook easily. There is NO reason to leave all three pots on the stove top; she’s just showing off. LeCreuset pots may be expensive (Smeg too
) but they are not so expensive to the point that showing them off makes you a more impressive human being. I have lecreuset pots but I keep them in the pantry, cabinets because they take up much damn space and frankly I don’t use them everyday! Her stupid idea that buying expensive things and showing them off makes you a superior/better human being is one of many reasons I have stopped watching her, supporting her.she’s such an insufferable human being!!
ccc123000
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Cluttered surroundings is often a sign of a cluttered mind. Source: the show Hoarders.Am I the only one who finds this hilarious? The food looks worse than ever while her kitchen gets more and more cluttered. And who deliberately leaves three pots on the stove and crowds up the area while they cook? At this point the tale of Elle Faulosten is writing itself.
greenbear
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I think no, to her it would be like admitting defeat and might be embarrassing to see old colleagues after the whole Rick debauchery.
thecatlass
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yes her kitchen hygiene is appalling
The thing is, Nigella's show has a director and a big crew making sure the cook looks good and fun. She is meant to have this cheeky personality which makes you forgive that she keeps poking food with her fingers etc. Meanwhile, Smelle just looks sloppy and unhygienic.
Lovely
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They don't even have to be expensive! In the UK, you can get lots of Le Creuset in HomeSense/TK Maxx and it's pretty cheap. Some examples:LeCreuset pots may be expensive (Smeg too
It's so weird that that she fixates on brands that aren't even super high end or unattainable just because they sound fancy and European. Same with her whole Bonne Maman obsession from awhile ago, which you can get in just about every supermarket in the UK!
thecatlass
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You can find lots of second hand Le Creuset on ebay too. Last year I got an unused pan there for £40, retail price is £120.
Another thing that should bring Rickets and Smelle together is their shared love for ignoring covid restrictions. Smelle is dating a storm in Seattle, Rickets is attending birthday parties in Florida, hugging people and not observing social distancing. Absolute idiot.
svdwoodsen
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I’m sorry if anyone likes her food here but I think a lot of it looks really disgusting, and I don’t know if it’s because she’s a terrible cook or the recipes aren’t good. It often looks dry, chunky, or really nasty. That pasta she made looked so gross that I was going to hurl when I saw it. I’m so glad I clicked through the video instead of watching it because she looked so deranged and unhygienic during most of it, especially when she kept playing with the cheese with her fingers.
bethannebodyworks
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I was watching her old vlogs and she makes pasta but puts it on her kitchen counter. It skeeves me out. She just lets it fall right onto her counter.
She also places her spoons on the counter right after stirring sauce or whatever. It's DISGUSTING.
She also places her spoons on the counter right after stirring sauce or whatever. It's DISGUSTING.
boredstrom
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Still holding on the the theory she is a space alien desperately trying to pass as a human and not blow her cover. This just tells me that their 'how to act like an earthing' training is just a Dr Dre video from 1994.
I think you hit the nail on the head. Mr Next probably mentioned in passing that he finds Lawson attractive and Elle is doubling down on reinventing herself as this sumptuous, busty, raven-haired, European food guru. We'll know for sure if she revives the food blog.the idiot probably thinks she is channelling sensual Nigella vibes
Truth be told its not a bad tactic, and a lucky break for her if she really found a guy with a thing for Nigella. It will be a lot easier for her to fake that persona than it will some REI loving outdoors junkie.
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thecatlass
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Let's just remind everyone that her cats are allowed on tabletops and countertops. And said cats use a dirty litter box because Smelle can't be bothered to clean it twice a day or however often they use the box. In fact, I think she cleans it weekly at most.
Behindthescreens
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I have never used the sick button so much reading the comments! I may not be able to tolerate the video!
so much reading the comments! I may not be able to tolerate the video!Phoebe.Tallulah
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Same!! It’s such strange behavior for sure, like does she notice other people exhibiting these disgusting habits in their cooking videos?? Cause I don’t...I have never used the sick button
She says more than once “because I’m lazy”
we know... Totally understandable not to dirty unnecessary dishes, but you can’t use a plate? 
And if she really wants to fancy herself as Nigella: Duchess of Bainbridge then having the ingredients pre-measured and the very least talking through the steps of the recipe!
boredstrom
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Ok finally got a chance to watch the whole vid. Thanks again for the viewpure link.
Just_S is so right. The Nig-Elle-a vibe is very strong. The spoon licking, camisole wearing, sassy joke making, rich food, no appolgies, cleavage showing, eyelash batting, 'watch me cook boys' aesthetic.
The quesedilla cheese licking scene and sassy girl comment about the 'too much sour cream.' Wow, Elle.
Sure, it comes off as awkward because she's trying so hard yet again to invent a new persona for herself, but I think she's on to something here. Men who will dig this do exist, and she must have her hooks in one already given that someone else was clanging around while she was 'cooking' in the trippy stew conclusion. Also, if 2021 Elle is going to attempt to cultivate any sort of sensuality for men, the whole matronly, big-boobed, frumpy, middle-aged, lover of rich flavors sort of senuality that Lawson does is a lot closer to what she already has to work with these days, especially with the speed at which she is morphing to look like her mom in a wig.
I think Nig-Elle-a is a lot more convincing than her attempt to be the fresh-faced, kayaking, hiking, nature-kissed, PNW outdoors girl she was fooling no one at the last year. She even admits in a couple of the now-deleted Joe videos that the outdoors have never been her thing. If it becomes a little more natural as she wears it more often, this new persona could get us a man and back into a new golden era of Elle bragfest videos, which is what I love, after all. I was starting to lose all hope honestly.
Well done, girlboss. Keep it up. We're pulling for you!
Just_S is so right. The Nig-Elle-a vibe is very strong. The spoon licking, camisole wearing, sassy joke making, rich food, no appolgies, cleavage showing, eyelash batting, 'watch me cook boys' aesthetic.
The quesedilla cheese licking scene and sassy girl comment about the 'too much sour cream.' Wow, Elle.
Sure, it comes off as awkward because she's trying so hard yet again to invent a new persona for herself, but I think she's on to something here. Men who will dig this do exist, and she must have her hooks in one already given that someone else was clanging around while she was 'cooking' in the trippy stew conclusion. Also, if 2021 Elle is going to attempt to cultivate any sort of sensuality for men, the whole matronly, big-boobed, frumpy, middle-aged, lover of rich flavors sort of senuality that Lawson does is a lot closer to what she already has to work with these days, especially with the speed at which she is morphing to look like her mom in a wig.
I think Nig-Elle-a is a lot more convincing than her attempt to be the fresh-faced, kayaking, hiking, nature-kissed, PNW outdoors girl she was fooling no one at the last year. She even admits in a couple of the now-deleted Joe videos that the outdoors have never been her thing. If it becomes a little more natural as she wears it more often, this new persona could get us a man and back into a new golden era of Elle bragfest videos, which is what I love, after all. I was starting to lose all hope honestly.
Well done, girlboss. Keep it up. We're pulling for you!
svdwoodsen
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She has poor hygiene, and doesn’t even realize the disgusting things she does like cross contaminating her food and spices and just leaving things on the counter. Remember Eleanor Lecocq stirring a drink with her finger and her mom letting her dog drink out of a restaurant saucer? And during vlogmas where they stuck their knives into the jam jars, licked it off, and stuck it back into the jar? Zero awareness of how gross their actions are, the Lecocq sisters.Same!! It’s such strange behavior for sure, like does she notice other people exhibiting these disgusting habits in their cooking videos?? Cause I don’t...
She says more than once “because I’m lazy”
And if she really wants to fancy herself as Nigella: Duchess of Bainbridge then having the ingredients pre-measured and the very least talking through the steps of the recipe!
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