Elle Florence #14 From Brunette to Blonde to Reel a Big Fish, Marrying the Fisherman is Her One Big Wish

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I am honestly floored. I know we haven't seen her in restaurants, but I naively hoped she was vaxxed, and just wasn't going out.
I am disgusted with both her and her mom. The selfishness has reached a new level. I am pleased she has finally come out with her beliefs because now we really know how she feels.
I am one of the ones who unfollowed today after following her for years. I never agreed with anything she has done since the Joe Era crashed and burned, but this is a bridge too far.
 
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Elle could transition her channel into a science misinformation channel! Manuka honey to fight COVID and the merits of washing your hair once a month (big pharma made up dandruff to get us to buy shampoo). She can move to the mountains of Idaho and show us the latest Nordstrom haul from her doomsday prepper cabin. Finally a chance to wear all those plaid shirts!

She's so gross though, with the little heart and "sending us love". We don't want your love, witch - we want you vaccinated.
 
Elle could transition her channel into a science misinformation channel! Manuka honey to fight COVID and the merits of washing your hair once a month (big pharma made up dandruff to get us to buy shampoo). She can move to the mountains of Idaho and show us the latest Nordstrom haul from her doomsday prepper cabin. Finally a chance to wear all those plaid shirts!

She's so gross though, with the little heart and "sending us love". We don't want your love, witch - we want you vaccinated.
Railing against Big Pharma . . . . in Rails shirts! I wanted the next chapter of Elle to be her making Fisherman go broke in Seattle, but her teaching us permaculture in Valentino Rockstuds from their remote compound would be a pretty darn good consolation prize.
 
LOL someone called her a Karen and she was quick to delete (but not quick enough!)
 

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Elle could transition her channel into a science misinformation channel! Manuka honey to fight COVID and the merits of washing your hair once a month (big pharma made up dandruff to get us to buy shampoo). She can move to the mountains of Idaho and show us the latest Nordstrom haul from her doomsday prepper cabin. Finally a chance to wear all those plaid shirts!

She's so gross though, with the little heart and "sending us love". We don't want your love, witch - we want you vaccinated.

She could collab with Ricky and create an episode on fighting a covid infection with orange juice.
 
What a stupid witch. Seriously. I unfollowed immediately I actually thought I did years ago but whatever. I knew she was a self absorbed idiot but damn girl you really showed your ass this time.
I bet her new bf has something to do with this. She has no original thoughts or convictions & is desperate to get married.
 
I mean this makes sense. Clearly she was able to put up with Rick and his "allergic to GMO" bullshit. Rick bothered to call up a juice company to ask if some ingredients were non gmo. When basically every food has been genetically modified from selective breeding over the years.

Elle is disgusting for suggesting informed consent with testing and accelerated approval/emergency use of a vaccine to that of Nazi medical war crimes. On top of how they treated Jewish people. They killed disabled people, they sterilized people without consent in attempt to control the future population.

If she wants to be upset about medical procedures happening without peoples consent where was her outrage when a few Mexican women who were being held in the migrant center were given hysterectomies without their consent?
 
She could collab with Ricky and create an episode on fighting a covid infection with orange juice.
It is kind of funny that as Elle circles the drain, you can add another 'really' to how each ex must feel if he's still keeping up with her antics. At this point:

Rick must be really glad he got out of this mess.
SS must be really really glad he got out of this mess.
Joe must be really really really glad he got out of this mess.
Chris must be really really really really glad he got out of this mess.
 
I bet her new bf has something to do with this. She has no original thoughts or convictions & is desperate to get married.

100% agree and I think that explains how Elle has been able to hang onto him for this long. I assume Seattle is a pretty liberal city so maybe the fisherman has had trouble finding women to date due to his views…until he met Elle who’s willing to mold herself into whatever a potential boyfriend wants her to be for that ring!
 
100% agree and I think that explains how Elle has been able to hang onto him for this long. I assume Seattle is a pretty liberal city so maybe the fisherman has had trouble finding women to date due to his views…until he met Elle who’s willing to mold herself into whatever a potential boyfriend wants her to be for that ring!
Yeah, in trying to wrap my head around why they would be posting that stuff, this is the only conclusion I can draw as well.

I mean think about it. Wouldn't it be the most Elle thing ever if both her and Mama G were vaccinated, but one chardonnay soaked afternoon in Hawaii the two of them put their fried-hair heads together and came to the conclusion that the reason Fisherman hadn't proposed to the two of them yet is that they were not Anti-Vax enough and they needed to fix that FAST . . .

I mean every other post she has ever made has had a subtext of trying to sell you something, show off something, or acquire something (men included). Why should this one be any different?
 
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