Elle Darby Swift #80 Very demure, very racist...

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evoway13 said:
...yes. They've also given their unborn daughter the stress of paying taxes in America as well as the country she resides in. If she doesn't pay, she will be charged in a criminal court in the USA and can face prison time. The current threshold for tax is something like $12k per year in earnings
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She won’t think about things like that, she’ll just assume that if they come back to the UK the USA will all be forgotten about.
 
Stacey90 said:
If she’s coming back to the UK to have the baby she would have to be on a plane now as she can’t fly past 34 weeks I think . So looks like she will have the baby in the USA. Another thing is the dogs are getting older so if she’s thinking of returning to the UK I hope she does it fairly quickly for the dogs sake.
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She won’t. The only person Elle ever has and ever will really care about is Elle. Everyone else has to fit in with her. Connor, kids, dogs, all of them. She gets what she wants.
 
Every reason she's ever given for moving is easily done or available in the uk. She goes on about all the things to do with kids which tells me she didn't bother doing much with the kids in the Uk apart from taking them London to go shopping. Everything she does with them is available in the uk. When she got back from her recent trip to the uk on her instagram she posted a story about Connor crying and saint telling him it's ok to cry, I bet he was probably also missing his family but only she got to choose if they stayed or went back, and I bet the entire time he doesn't get to take a trip back without her. I can't see any reason why they done this move aside from for the views.
 
ohsosweet said:
She said on a recent video that they had considered returning to the UK for the birth before the baby was born but changed their minds. Wonder if they’ve changed them back again and they’re going to do have her here after all.
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That’s if they could get back, I think the airlines would take one look and tell her she is too pregnant to fly so will have to give birth in the states…
 
Ergh I hate the way they'll all put Christmas trees up early November get sick of it but December, barely do vlogmas then clear it all off before Christmas has been and start talking to us about setting goals for the new year, get lost!
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Also what is the point being in another country and dying to buy M&S food, being exited about everything UK. She says she doesn't feel homesick, yeah right!
 
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Her viewer numbers are stagnating still. GLM's Decorate for Christmas video dropped 5-6 days before EDL's christmas bandwagon began, but Gemma's is on 131k views and Elle's (considering she's the ChRiSTMas KawEeEEnnnAhhh) video on Christmas Decor is only on just over 70k, and she's just released her "Decorate with me" video this morning which will be interesting to see how it performs as 99% of her followers are in the UK and won't be able to buy the exact same tat. (Cue lots of Amazon shopfront affiliate links to all the things she can find that are similar for UK audience)

I also predict she'll cotton on to the fact via Tattle and her IG followers comments the other day that she'll start using more click-baity titles in her videos and use things like "are we going back to the UK?" "UK vs USA" to up the views again. Surprised she hasn't even deployed Katie by having her pop up via filming a video call with her to remind the Angles what an amazing Boo Sis she is.
 
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Upintheair83 said:
Omg that recent video! Where do I start?! I had to forward quite a bit, especially the beginning when her and Connor are dancing or whatever they are doing in the kitchen! He's a cringe as her and its so fake! 🙈🙈🙈
And that haul in target and Hobny lobby- she must have endless amounts of cash she just throws money away. And all I kept thinking was that's a massive load of shite she will have to cart back to the UK if they do move back? If they think it cost them a fortune when they moved over, I reckon at least double coming back!!!
It made me laugh about the Harry Potter book- she was buying it in case you couldn't get it in the UK! So she must be heading home?plus, you can get it in the UK love.
Iv just never seen someone be so happy about spending money on absolute shite! It's the only time she seems happy. And I see she dragged Connor out too, so obviously still not driving there. I'm please to see their child free time is spent so wisely with their 'productive'days 😬😬😬😬🙄🙄🙄🙄 #relatable.
But having said that one thing I did take away from it was how do I make my partner more Connor? How cool would it be to have a partner who actually enjoys shopping, suggests watching Harry Potter? And wants to do Christmas competitions and the winner picks a movie and a takeaway? Like my husband would never even think about that!🤣🤣🤣🤣 so as much as he annoys me, I did feel quite jealous that Elle has a fella like that! Lol. Having said that, my husband actaully works hard to provide for his family- can't have it all! Lol!
Elle that therapy has done nothing for you!
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What’s to be jealous about? = they have the fakest relationship going, I bet she’s an absolute nightmare to live with! Can just imagine her constantly pouting/sulking to get her own way
 
Haven’t watched a video since she blocked me for saying it was cons sperm that gave her baby gal and not the universe and my god she’s huge, like her legs! Wow! (I have kids so get the whole weight & pregnancy) but I’m a sucker for Christmas decorating videos!! I still stand by Con is the better more present parent to those boys and thank god because baby girl will push them both out
 
itsmillie said:
Ergh I hate the way they'll all put Christmas trees up early November get sick of it but December, barely do vlogmas then clear it all off before Christmas has been and start talking to us about setting goals for the new year, get lost!
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Also what is the point being in another country and dying to buy M&S food, being exited about everything UK. She says she doesn't feel homesick, yeah right!
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Her sister Lucy was unbelievable last year, took it all down Boxing day!! I like mine down before the New year but normally take them down NYE.
 
Return of the crack 😂 sorry couldn’t help myself! God all that tat would send me mad, what are they going to do? Lug it across America in an U-haul? Or ship it all back to the UK? Good luck Conman putting all that away after Christmas, you know you’re wife will be sat in her pit eating choccy biscuits whilst you look after her, baby gal, the boys, the dogs and the house. I honestly think they went there because she wanted a bigger better house than Lucy. She couldn’t afford to do it here so thought she’d go there, rent a huge house, kick start her career.
 

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So, is she due around 22nd December?

Why has she packed all the autumn decs away when they generally keep them up for Thanksgiving in the USA? I think she's wanting the views before anyone else.....It's way too early! Children don't have a good understanding of time - Christmas is just under 7 weeks away ffs! 🥴
 
evoway13 said:
So, is she due around 22nd December?

Why has she packed all the autumn decs away when they generally keep them up for Thanksgiving in the USA? I think she's wanting the views before anyone else.....It's way too early! Children don't have a good understanding of time - Christmas is just under 7 weeks away ffs! 🥴
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This is what I was thinking too. She's getting the kids excited for something that's not happening for ages! 7 weeks to a kid feels like 7 months. My mum used to put the tree up 7-10 days before Christmas and that felt like ages when I was a kid 😂
 
Sad thing is, in no way is decorating for Christmas at the start of November for the kids benefit. It's for views, attention, engagment and rinsing all the money she can out of multiple YouTube Ads and Amazon storefront affiliate links before her earning opportunities sink lower. Plus she's got the perfect excuse to not do vlogmas this year.

🎶It's the most profitable time of the year...🎶🎄💰💰💲💸
 
stampystamp said:
I put my Christmas tree up this weekend but I have no kids so that’s my excuse 😂
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I go early but TBF it’s a post covid thing, it was the only cheery thing to do at that time, plus the offspring are too old to care now. Im also really basic and just have a tree, a door wreath and a few candles 😂 I could not cope with all that tat around for weeks. Also, I know when I had smalls around I could not have decorated like she has, how Romeo or Saint don’t touch the stuff in the floor is beyond me. Con and Elle are probably sat on the sofa shouting ’Yoyo NO! ‘ ever five minutes.
 
She’s literally spent loads on these big chunky knit throws just so she can lay them on a dirty floor around some cheap Christmas trees…

I think its hilarious how all of a sudden Amazon is her *fave* place to shop AKA she’s realised the majority of her followers live in the UK and can’t buy all the other tit she’s bought LOL
 
Surely all the extra money she’s spending buying things from UK sellers and the import fees etc so her followers can buy them too cancels out any money she’ll get from anyone clicking the links etc that she posts?
 
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