Elle Darby Swift #80 Very demure, very racist...

[Polkadot123]

The lack of capitals in the caption is what annoyed me the most

 

[inksmear]

It sounds like a stripper name or the beginning of an MLM pitch. At least no one can accuse her of faking the ‘old money aesthetic’, I guess?

 

[SIXTYNINEDUDES!]

Especially adding the surname Swift to it. Honey Swift definitely sounds like an alter-ego name a girl would give herself working as an exotic dancer.

Honey Swift definitely sounds like it could be the name of your first pet and the street you first lived on / pornstar name generator vibes

 

[WhiteOrchid]

I couldn't see the baby for the bows!!

Oh EDL, you never disappoint on the Chaviness. I almost hope she goes on to have more kids, because the name guessing games are comedy gold........Schutzstaffel Swift, Romeo Dunn and Honey Festive Digestive G.

Angles, you are all historically funny xx

 

[44250218]

Wait what is Romeo’s middle name? Can’t find it anywhere?

 

[Rippedjeanmaybe]

American’s call each other honey constantly as well, poor child is going to hear her “name” every two seconds when she’s out and about.

 

[Miri04827]

Wait what is Romeo’s middle name? Can’t find it anywhere?

Redvers don’t ask

 

[MilkAndTwoSugars]

Baby Honey, racist Mummy.

 

[WhiteOrchid]

American’s call each other honey constantly as well, poor child is going to hear her “name” every two seconds when she’s out and about.

I think they'll move back to the UK before she starts recognising her own name.

She gave up on the IG account she had for Saint following the Twitter Shitstorm, and never set one up for Romeo. I bet she's now desperate to open one for Festive Honey Digestive G's outfits.

 

[Instafamousssss]

Honey, I shrunk the kids Honey, your mums a witch!

 

[Bobbiewilson]

Honey hobnob