Eleanor Florence Lecocq #8 The Vlogmas M'Elletdown

Will this thread blow up before Vlogmas even begins?

  • Yes

    Votes: 20 27.4%

  • No

    Votes: 8 11.0%

  • Hell yes

    Votes: 45 61.6%
  • Total voters
    73
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Heretosnoop said:
I only assume she didnt own because Elle stayed in said home when she went back for her bachelorette party and to pick up her car and again when she had an interview....they're serial renters. They probably don't have the capital to make a down payment in Seattle housing...they squander their money to look upperclass to bag a rich guy as their form of retirement
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I agree!!! Or they have the down payment. But for one being retired, one being semi employed, I don't think they can get a mortgage approval lol.
 
If she stays true to form, I expect Eleonore Lecocq to buy a lot of Nordstrom shiz, that she’ll later return, so she can put links for people to click on, lots of cooking and holiday decorating, OOTD’s —- and of course shameless aka embarrassing pearl and scarf infomercials. Basically, anything to get that daily ad revenue with the biggest payout of the year during vlogmas. If she doesn’t make daily videos then she’s not the greedy Eleanor Lecocq we all know. Lol, gauntlet thrown! 😂
 
I like how Eleanor Florence screams about wanting her privacy while making passive aggressive comments at her viewers, but she still gives very obvious hints of being self satisfied as soon as she lands a man. Notice how whenever she meets a new guy, she gains some weight, her face no longer looks super gaunt/tired, she cooks up a storm, and the hair gets bigger and the cake up is on full display. When she's single or recently dumped, her voice quivers and she looks constantly on the verge of tears. It's sort of incredible how some random d*** "new love of her life" changes her entire demeanor. 🤪
 
I get the feeling she really amps it up for the camera. That could explain Joe hating her filming especially while they were out doing things and also the look of utter confusion on Dickles face in some of the videos where she rambled on. Even in one of the last videos when they were at Epcot, she made some comment and Rick's expression was noticeably surprised. I think she said something about being excited about seeing something, but by the look on Rick's face I gathered there'd been a spat regarding whatever it was lol.
 
Rewatching Girlboss Breakup in between some WFH today (yes, I’m working over a holiday weekend- kill me). It’s tough to rewatch the lack of awareness this bubble head has. She made a rhyme about her “ice cream adventure” and it reinforces what a cringe fest her entire existence is.

She goes to meet he bf after his 10 or 15k, and she’s complaining about carrying his post-race gym bag. 🤦🏾‍♀️ I’ve run longer distance races before. After those races, I just want to chill/refuel/reflect on my run, not hear a shrill af voice talking baby talk to me. Smdh. Joe deserves a f*cking medal for dealing with this girl child for 2 years. I wouldn't have lasted 3 months. Elle is entirely self-centered. I’m embarrassed by her behavior and I’m not her.

@Elle I’m sure you read here. Please rewatch all of your videos that were filmed within 4-6 weeks before your breakups so you can see how you behave and make some changes before you get into another relationship and pull the same shenanigans yet again.
 
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Heretosnoop said:
I wish her and Ginette would go back to Hawaii or Vancouver instead of squatting in Seattle looking for new victims.
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On behalf of all Vancouverites and Hawaiians, no thank you! Both places are too small to handle both ladies and we don't have enough dim sum restaurants and luxury boutiques to satisfy their requirements. Stay in Seattle, please!
 
boredstrom said:
So I noticed the viewpure links to Elle's old vids can still use the youtube closed captioning. Here's a fun game. Complete what Elle was saying. My entry is below:

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. . . it all away to marry someone who slid into my DM's 3 months ago.
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... throwing a tantrum whenever someone leaves a comment asking if I have a job or a boyfriend.

OR

... throwing birthday parties themed in accordance with my current boyfriend's hobby. I simply have no personality of my own.
 
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