Eastenders #9 Alfie you need slapping down

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KHEERAT IS THIRTY FIVE!!!! We finally get an actual age with him saying he was 15 when his dad went to prison for a 20 year stretch. So he's two years older than in real life. So even though Nish and Suki are early 40s in real life, they must be around fifty in the show and even that would have them as parents before legal age.
 
Why is Amy not talking? Throughout this episode, she just did this weird thing with her face in lieu of actual words coming out her mouth. Do they have to pay her more if she speaks? Is she trying to act moody?
Jack and Denise have never had sex- I refuse to believe it, he has more chemistry with Kim than Denise and that’s saying something.

Has daddy P got gallstones ? Miss misery guts Sukhi and her Punjabi sentences sandwiched between the English ones although I’m grateful I don’t have to watch Eve’s puppy dog eyes every time she sees her across the square
 
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Why is Amy not talking? Throughout this episode, she just did this weird thing with her face in lieu of actual words coming out her mouth. Do they have to pay her more if she speaks? Is she trying to act moody?
Jack and Denise have never had sex- I refuse to believe it, he has more chemistry with Kim than Denise and that’s saying something.

Has daddy P got gallstones ? Miss misery guts Sukhi and her Punjabi sentences sandwiched between the English ones although I’m grateful I don’t have to watch Eve’s puppy dog eyes every time she sees her across the square
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They said he got stabbed in prison so I thought it was that
 
Spilttea said:
Why is Amy not talking? Throughout this episode, she just did this weird thing with her face in lieu of actual words coming out her mouth. Do they have to pay her more if she speaks? Is she trying to act moody?
Jack and Denise have never had sex- I refuse to believe it, he has more chemistry with Kim than Denise and that’s saying something.

Has daddy P got gallstones ? Miss misery guts Sukhi and her Punjabi sentences sandwiched between the English ones although I’m grateful I don’t have to watch Eve’s puppy dog eyes every time she sees her across the square
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I recognised what's up with him straight away from personal experience. He's had a really hot Indian and badly needs the lav before he ends up with skiddies.
 
Obvs they have but to me they have zero chemistry. They just took 2 single residents and put them together. I think the character of Denise is fantastic but having all these men fall head over heels for her is almost as inplausible as when they tried to make Sonia the resident hottie.
 
Spilttea said:
Obvs they have but to me they have zero chemistry. They just took 2 single residents and put them together. I think the character of Denise is fantastic but having all these men fall head over heels for her is almost as inplausible as when they tried to make Sonia the resident hottie.
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To be fair Denise is far more attractive than Sonia !

I do agree that there's a lack of chemistry between Jack and Denise though.

I think it's unrealistic that so many men would fall for Stacey who looks quite ordinary.
 
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What’s weird about Jack is that he got married on New Years and lost his wife and ex in a tragic accident. Then a few years later, he marries again and chooses to have the wedding on Xmas day. Wouldn’t the festive period be super weird for you if you’d gone through that? Like maybe one day you’d be able to enjoy Christmas again, but this was only a few years on. I don’t think they even mentioned Ronnie on the day.
 
It’s like they make Ronnie Roxy non existent to Jacks life , considering Roxy is Amy mother and Ronnie was his on and off wife girlfriend for 10 years bascially? I agree Love Denise but Denise jack together was weird storyline for two singles who they wanted to keep in square. And it’s same for kat and Phil ?? Why’ve they just given up on Sonia she just strolls around square what does she even get up too? Does Nat even come into work bc she’s never even in the show unless in background or walks into cafe
 
Glad the show won lots of awards at the Inside Soap Awards. Milly really has glowed up in that photo. Looks to be a sock shortage in Walford.

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groovygirl229 said:
It’s like they make Ronnie Roxy non existent to Jacks life , considering Roxy is Amy mother and Ronnie was his on and off wife girlfriend for 10 years bascially? I agree Love Denise but Denise jack together was weird storyline for two singles who they wanted to keep in square. And it’s same for kat and Phil ?? Why’ve they just given up on Sonia she just strolls around square what does she even get up too? Does Nat even come into work bc she’s never even in the show unless in background or walks into cafe
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She's become the super nurse of Walford 😁
Uncannily appearing whenever anyone has an ailment.
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