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He strangled her, so even if she’s decomposed by now, there would likely be evidence such as fractures around the neck.

Am I imagining things or did he bury her in the allotments? So would have had to dig her up and move her to Argee. I guess it’s simple since he already easily got a corpse out of his home wrapped in a shower curtain.
 
Mr Krabs said:
He strangled her, so even if she’s decomposed by now, there would likely be evidence such as fractures around the neck.

Am I imagining things or did he bury her in the allotments? So would have had to dig her up and move her to Argee. I guess it’s simple since he already easily got a corpse out of his home wrapped in a shower curtain.
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We never saw where he buried her
 
Mr Krabs said:
He strangled her, so even if she’s decomposed by now, there would likely be evidence such as fractures around the neck.

Am I imagining things or did he bury her in the allotments? So would have had to dig her up and move her to Argee. I guess it’s simple since he already easily got a corpse out of his home wrapped in a shower curtain.
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I remember half watching it at the time and thinking he’d wrapped her in Christmas wrapping paper 😂
 
Eastenders seems to be the place where there is no CCTV cameras murderers living amongst them. People romping in places you wouldn’t think of and having affairs with each other. Ridiculous going on the run outfits and going to the famous seaside town of Clacton. The residents seem to have amnesia as Linda can’t seem to remember she has seen Janine before hmm 🤔 Raise kids here they said it would be safe they said.
 
Orphan_Black said:
He got the idea off Jane :ROFLMAO:

(And Steve & Matthew for the classic episode watchers!)
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Saskia was tipped into a wheelie bin and Terry Raymond did stop and chat to them, but didn’t see them bundle her in the car conveniently!

As for Tina, it was right before Christmas and Gray’s house is very close to The Vic! And he must be very strong!

I do worry about that lack of CCTV in such a high crime area. Maybe we should report it to PC Highway, cop of the year! 🤣
 
I’m imagining the allotments then. Weird how your mind can remember things sometimes. Perhaps he was around the allotments with her phone or something?

I love how if you Google ‘Eastenders’ there are always lots of Express stories where they completely make up spoilers for clicks. Last week it was something like ‘Does Stacey die in Martin’s arms in bomb horror’. Now it’s speculation that Callum has been beaten to death and Sam Mitchell is going to return. Who writes this stuff?
 
Mr Krabs said:
I’m imagining the allotments then. Weird how your mind can remember things sometimes. Perhaps he was around the allotments with her phone or something?

I love how if you Google ‘Eastenders’ there are always lots of Express stories where they completely make up spoilers for clicks. Last week it was something like ‘Does Stacey die in Martin’s arms in bomb horror’. Now it’s speculation that Callum has been beaten to death and Sam Mitchell is going to return. Who writes this stuff?
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The local toddler writes this stuff they are all telling a load of porkie pies.
 
Ells321 said:
Eastenders seems to be the place where there is no CCTV cameras murderers living amongst them. People romping in places you wouldn’t think of and having affairs with each other. Ridiculous going on the run outfits and going to the famous seaside town of Clacton. The residents seem to have amnesia as Linda can’t seem to remember she has seen Janine before hmm 🤔 Raise kids here they said it would be safe they said.
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It's the most dangerous place in London with a police force of 2 😗 no wonder Phil has only ever left for the odd jaunt to a caravan park.

I keep wondering what was actually in those 'plant' burgers Rocky (that well known reputable supplier 🙄) sold to Peter 🤔 the mind boggles 🤨
 
Mr Krabs said:
I’m imagining the allotments then. Weird how your mind can remember things sometimes. Perhaps he was around the allotments with her phone or something?

I love how if you Google ‘Eastenders’ there are always lots of Express stories where they completely make up spoilers for clicks. Last week it was something like ‘Does Stacey die in Martin’s arms in bomb horror’. Now it’s speculation that Callum has been beaten to death and Sam Mitchell is going to return. Who writes this stuff?
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Not to mention both Whitney and Kheerat were Gray’s next victims last week! 🤣
 
Scotch Mist said:
It's the most dangerous place in London with a police force of 2 😗 no wonder Phil has only ever left for the odd jaunt to a caravan park.

I keep wondering what was actually in those 'plant' burgers Rocky (that well known reputable supplier 🙄) sold to Peter 🤔 the mind boggles 🤨
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Jack seems to leave his job quicker than he has kids. The mind does boggle seems to be you can; bury bodies carry them out in plain site, put them in wheelie bins and no CCTV cameras anywhere in site.

The police must have a high star rating in Walford for being the most laughable coppers, Road runner (Jack) thinking he can chase a whole ass car beep beeep!!!
 
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ouroboros said:
That should 62%! Am I the only one who has issues typing on iPhone despite having the tiniest hands ever? 😤
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I have the same problem😅

I watched the last episode on iplayer and before it played, a message popped up which just said “discriminatory language” no other wording or context. I gathered that it was a trigger warning for the episode but it made me laugh how a box popped up with just that and no other context. Not even a ‘warning, this programme contains…’. Just came across really blunt and like who ever programmed it to pop up couldn’t be bothered😆
 
Shall we start our own plot lines? I’ll go first:

Stuart has an affair with Sonia and her trumpet. Sonia gets pregnant and Stuart and Rainie adopt the baby.

Dottie bumps off Tom and blames Peter.

Ben feels so bad about letting Callum take a beating that he agrees to an open relationship and Callum ends up falling love with someone else.

Gray will have one more kill before going on the run. Shacking up in the caravan next to Phil’s in Clacton. Whitney adopts Mac and Mia and falls in love with Kheerat.
 
ouroboros said:
Shall we start our own plot lines? I’ll go first:

Stuart has an affair with Sonia and her trumpet. Sonia gets pregnant and Stuart and Rainie adopt the baby.

Dottie bumps off Tom and blames Peter.

Ben feels so bad about letting Callum take a beating that he agrees to an open relationship and Callum ends up falling love with someone else.

Gray will have one more kill before going on the run. Shacking up in the caravan next to Phil’s in Clacton. Whitney adopts Mac and Mia and falls in love with Kheerat.
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Wellard comes back to the square and wins every soap award for being the best actor on the entire show.

They somehow bring back Pat, Dot, Peggy, and Pauline - use CGI it must — and basically do a Golden Girls, but with more fights and calling each other caaaaah.

A mystery virus rips through the square and Walford is placed under a big dome, with nobody able to enter or leave. Supplies in the mini mart soon run low and residents consider cannibalism.
 
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