Eastenders #27 Ben has been slapped down for good

[AdApathy]

Tell them not to fight. They can go twos up.

Now how am I supposed to get anything done with that in my mind

 

[Sharkfan]

 

[lucylucyapplejuicy]

I reckon we might be seeing Kheerat this year. Before DBD they kept doing shots of the ‘family’ portrait (that doesn’t have Jags in it, even though it was taken in Alive Jags times) so

 

[TaurusWithLove]

See I think EE needs an episode like this.....

*opening scene*- Nish just out the shower with only a towel preserving his modesty swaggers downstairs and pops his head into the lounge where Ravi is doing his workout (push ups) all hot and sweaty in a tight vest. Vinnie sees his dad and asks 'Are you going out?'
'I'm going to see your mother'
'but the doctors told you to rest'
'she's my wife Vinnie!'

*In Phil's house*
Phil zips up a bag, puts on his coat, turns to Kat and says 'Right I'm off, make sure she (Sam) doesn't get up to anyfink while I'm gone'
'You must be mad going all that way, cant you just wait she'll be home in a few weeks'
'She's taken my son to the other side of the world, who knows when she'll be be back or even if she's planning on coming back. I'm going to fetch my boy and no one is gonna stop me!'

*At Stacey's*
' Cant you get the message, She don't wanna see you so go home'
'Look I just want to talk to her she's my wife man, SUKI SUKI'
'Everything alright?'
Nish turns around and Kheerat is standing there

DUFF DUFF......

I think we all need to chip in and send a phat dildo to @coconochanel

 

[LouBug19]

I reckon we might be seeing Kheerat this year. Before DBD they kept doing shots of the ‘family’ portrait (that doesn’t have Jags in it, even though it was taken in Alive Jags times) so

Please lord let this be true!

 

[coconochanel]

I think we all need to chip in and send a phat dildo to @coconochanel

Hey its not just me, I'm doing it for the Ravi, Nish and Kheerat fans .

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

 

[TaurusWithLove]

It better be something decent

 

[Mr Krabs]

We need a late night EastEnders like the Hollyoaks spin offs they used to do that had shagging and swearing (and even shitter storylines somehow).

 

[StephenTJackson]

It better be something decent

Please be killing off half the cast in a proper disaster week!

 

[Scotch Mist]

It better be something decent

Wot has Sonia just found out that Reiss has been looking at Internet fetish porn

 

[PourSomeSugarOnMe]

It better be something decent

‘Eastenders have taken on board the request of posters on forum ‘Tattlelife’ & have invited all who want to participate, a once in a lifetime chance to partake in EE shagfest. This will be a post watershed 5 night special, in which Nish, Phil, Ravi & Jack will have intimate sexual relations with new characters, exclusively created from Tattle members. This will also feature the surprise return of Kheerat & Grant’

Coming soon to BBC1

 

[Jellybb]

I hope it’s not a max branning return!

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

This whole shebang has really brought out a nasty side to Denise hasn’t it I’m starting to dislike her lol

Serious question for a vegan if there is one on the thread. Can you eat cum if you are a vegan?

Had to do a double take and check what thread I was in then

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

This whole shebang has really brought out a nasty side to Denise hasn’t it I’m starting to dislike her lol

Had to do a double take and check what thread I was in then
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They can if you were wondering

 

[TaurusWithLove]

Omg the icon is coming back. Wish they could replace mardy arse Sonia with the CEO of RICKAAAAAYYYYYYY

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

DJ career in LA failed then

 

[Luce0331]

‘A special episode focusing on Whitney’ I’ll give that one a miss then

 

[Laika1234]

Snore.

 

[choccyhazelnut]

Nah that is actually good news she's great