Eastenders #22 Canoe is up hit creek without a paddle!

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Jacks hardly been shown at all so if he is dead it won’t be that heart breaking, I feel like we’d be shocked it was him but we’ll get over it quite quickly if that makes sense? Haha
I cant lose Jack! Him and his detective jacket. I actually do like Jack but I guess with his daughter returning. No, no I won't accept it!

bloody Elaine pushing Linda, surely your daughter is more important than some guy you have dated 2 years? Dean did come into their home and mouthed off. The recording was ridiculous, how she didn't notice? I cba with Dean, he's just returned for us to hate him even more. Stick your apology up your narc asshole.
 
Chris Clenshaw said The Six become The Six after the death. That suggests to me that they lie about how it happened to cover for someone, or even hide the body and any evidence. I can still only see it being Theo, no one cares about him and no one would miss him.
All the women have been abused by men, sexually, physically, emotionally. I’m guessing Sharon’s wedding doesn’t go ahead, they all have a lock in at The Vic, talking about how men have betrayed them. Then Theo turns up to harass/stalk/attack Stacey and the others defend her. It’s not a planned murder but things go too far and he dies.
 
I cant lose Jack! Him and his detective jacket. I actually do like Jack but I guess with his daughter returning. No, no I won't accept it!

bloody Elaine pushing Linda, surely your daughter is more important than some guy you have dated 2 years? Dean did come into their home and mouthed off. The recording was ridiculous, how she didn't notice? I cba with Dean, he's just returned for us to hate him even more. Stick your apology up your narc asshole.
I need Jack to investigate my bedroom.
 
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Chris Clenshaw said The Six become The Six after the death. That suggests to me that they lie about how it happened to cover for someone, or even hide the body and any evidence. I can still only see it being Theo, no one cares about him and no one would miss him.
All the women have been abused by men, sexually, physically, emotionally. I’m guessing Sharon’s wedding doesn’t go ahead, they all have a lock in at The Vic, talking about how men have betrayed them. Then Theo turns up to harass/stalk/attack Stacey and the others defend her. It’s not a planned murder but things go too far and he dies.

I think it’ll be Theo or Nish. Theo would be an anticlimax but make the most sense. The way they react seems to suggest it's a bad guy they’ve killed. Even if Jack cheats I can’t see a situation where they’d react like that to his death.

As others have pointed out on twitter, the DA flowers could be for another funeral. Or could be PA/BA.
 
I have tried, but I just can’t take to Elaine. I don’t like her with Linda, what sort of mother pushes her daughter to pretend she wasn’t raped? And all for the benefit of a bloke she’s known less than two years, yet she seems to care more about him and his kids than her own family. I wonder how long it’s going to take before Dean plays the recording in The Vic :mad:
 
Somehow this thread always goes back to shagging.
But the correct answer here is clearly both. Grant is fit and Phil is minted.

Alright since you asked nicely babe.
I don't understand why Jessie and Shane aren't shagging in real life, their chemistry is the best EE's ever had and like offfff the f-ing charts and hasn't dissipated in over 20 years I'd have caved in by now cause that sex would be UNREALLLL! :cool:

... on another note Christ strike me down because I love Phil and Kat together (black Jesus is coming for me)🥴 I've never seen Philly so in 'love' / whipped / nice!!! Kat's excellent for him, he's never been like this with the rest of his concubines! But I'm a kalfie shipper so maybe a polygamy story a nice little quad, yes you're the lucky forth shazza! With Sam living Harry Potter esk under the stairs holding the bat!

I just love the scenes with the 5 classic EE icons Kat, Alfie, Phil, Sharon and Sam... Vibeyyy
 
I think it’ll be Theo or Nish. Theo would be an anticlimax but make the most sense. The way they react seems to suggest it's a bad guy they’ve killed. Even if Jack cheats I can’t see a situation where they’d react like that to his death.

As others have pointed out on twitter, the DA flowers could be for another funeral. Or could be PA/BA.
They could be for another funeral possibly, but if its for the Xmas body the location looks like a church so can't be a funeral for Nish.
 
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