Eastenders #22 Canoe is up hit creek without a paddle!

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

Sorry. It’s the filthy posters on this thread corrupting my mind lol

 

[LaBlonde]

I reckon he would say “you’re gonna get philled just as he’s about to nut.”

 

[AdsB]

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[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

Is it only Walford where people get thrown from moving vehicles dumped near their house. Sure it’s happened loads before

 

[Cupid_Stunt]

Is it only Walford where people get thrown from moving vehicles dumped near their house. Sure it’s happened loads before

The same thing happened to Clare Bates (Nigel Bates’ stepdaughter) when she came back to the Square as an adult

 

[AdsB]

The same thing happened to Clare Bates (Nigel Bates’ stepdaughter) when she came back to the Square as an adult

More like when she basically came back as Claire from Hollyoaks.

 

[Mr Krabs]

The thought of him dogging all those years ago put me off long ago

The best part of the dogging story.

 

[Cupid_Stunt]

The best part of the dogging story.

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The Captain Hook wigs are usually quite big. Surely his ‘acquaintances’ would have known it was a wig unless they thought they were dogging with Brian May

 

[StephenTJackson]

I never thought I would see the day when you’re telling someone to behave .
ps I wouldn’t go there with Phil. Unless it gets me access to his magic safe with the endless supply of cash .

Yeah, but this is Phil mitchell we are talking about. It's just grim

 

[AdsB]

Unless they thought they were dogging with Brian May

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Yeah, but this is Phil mitchell we are talking about. It's just grim

What can I say I’m a gold digger Stephen

 

[Jackie Brown]

dogging with Brian May

Sounds like something from the Alan Partridge vault of tv show ideas.

 

[TaurusWithLove]

Would anyone like to help me convince Boyfriend Taurus to allow me to have a threesome with these two if the opportunity ever comes up?
This is probably the first time I’ve ever been attracted to a fellow Indian lmaooo (Boyfriend Taurus is white). So I hope my mum is proud

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

unless they thought they were dogging with Brian May

This completely took me out

 

[TaurusWithLove]

Can you imagine doing it with Phil though? He’d be saying do you like it eh? Eh? All the time

IM SO DONE HAHAHAHA

 

[AdsB]

Would anyone like to help me convince Boyfriend Taurus to allow me to have a threesome with these two if the opportunity ever comes up?
This is probably the first time I’ve ever been attracted to a fellow Indian lmaooo (Boyfriend Taurus is white). So I hope my mum is proud

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They are both so fit .

 

[AdApathy]

Would anyone like to help me convince Boyfriend Taurus to allow me to have a threesome with these two if the opportunity ever comes up?
This is probably the first time I’ve ever been attracted to a fellow Indian lmaooo (Boyfriend Taurus is white). So I hope my mum is proud

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Get in line Taurus, I'm fat, single and ready to mingle

 

[AdsB]

Get in line Taurus, I'm fat, single and ready to mingle

I’m ready to be the plot twist when Suki finds out she’s not the only one in her marriage having a same sex affair

 

[Scotch Mist]

Yeah, but this is Phil mitchell we are talking about. It's just grim

I'd marry him for access to his magic money tree


But I'd have an affair with Ravi

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

Would anyone like to help me convince Boyfriend Taurus to allow me to have a threesome with these two if the opportunity ever comes up?
This is probably the first time I’ve ever been attracted to a fellow Indian lmaooo (Boyfriend Taurus is white). So I hope my mum is proud

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No. Ravi is taken. Soz

 

[AL10]

Omg Ian is such a little witch, I can’t with him