Eastenders #17 You're the mushroom nobody wants on a plate of full English

[Scotch Mist]

Ugh I've just watched tonight's episode. Total rubbish. It's full of the Ben pity party and Reiss being an hole. Then to cap it all the awful Yolande comes back to take a shower at the Fox household.

 

[hol20x]

Ugh I've just watched tonight's episode. Total rubbish. It's full of the Ben pity party and Reiss being an hole. Then to cap it all the awful Yolande comes back to take a shower at the Fox household.

It was shite wasn't it? Total filler episode.

 

[Scotch Mist]

 

[AdApathy]

Petition for Reiss to be the body at Christmas just because everyone has had enough of his bullshit

 

[ohdoris]

At this point, there needs to be a pile of bodies in the Vic at Xmas - not just one !!

 

[Scotch Mist]

At this point, there needs to be a pile of bodies in the Vic at Xmas - not just one !!

I want to add PC Plod Callum to that list !
He's the dullest man in Walford

 

[LaBlonde]

I want to add PC Plod Callum to that list !
He's the dullest man in Walford

it’s too interesting a storyline for callum, bless him.

plus that’s an actual corpse on the floor. if callum died he would surely just wetly melt and break apart like overused kitchen towel.

 

[Cupid_Stunt]

it’s too interesting a storyline for callum, bless him.

plus that’s an actual corpse on the floor. if callum died he would surely just wetly melt and break apart like overused kitchen towel.

He’s the opposite of “one sheet does plenty”. He’s that cheap crap you get from the corner shop where it takes 5 or 6 sheets to make an impact on the spillage

 

[abelleza]

I used to like Callum but they’ve genuinely just turned him into Ben’s witch, forgiving him no matter what and putting up with being treated horribly.

 

[LaBlonde]

I used to like Callum but they’ve genuinely just turned him into Ben’s witch, forgiving him no matter what and putting up with being treated horribly.

i did too - and the actor is (imo anyway!) genuinely great when he’s been given material to work with. he was amazing in the coming out storyline and i think he and max bowden have genuinely lovely chemistry.

however, the show has made him such a wet blanket. i think i said i before but he probably doesn’t even bother learning his lines at this point - he just huffs, says “ben talk to me” and “ben don’t lie to me” and seems consistently surprised that ben isn’t a great person.

 

[Ktb]

Has Max B lost weight for this storyline? His cheeks are looking gaunt.

 

[TaurusWithLove]

I want to add PC Plod Callum to that list !
He's the dullest man in Walford

No way, he’s so wholesome!

 

[Spilttea]

Petition for Reiss to be the body at Christmas just because everyone has had enough of his bullshit

Sonia is charged and remanded in prison (offscreen) then found guilty of manslaughter because even the judge realises what a knob Reiss was. She has to serve 10 years, again off screen. Two birds one stone and all that.

 

[TaurusWithLove]

The only decent part of today’s episode was Lexi talking to Jay about bras and periods, mainly because of Jay’s reaction

 

[gossipgirlxxo]

The only decent part of today’s episode was Lexi talking to Jay about bras and periods, mainly because of Jay’s reaction

And when she said Jay was the most girlie out of him and Ben

 

[LouBug19]

The whole thing about Reiss accusing her of cheating then making her a shoddy lunch to say sorry. His foot doesn't leave his mouth and its annoying now. We haven't forgotten you are a part time lesbian Sonia! The episodes recently have been like listening to Sonia playing her trumpet.

 

[abelleza]

Has Max B lost weight for this storyline? His cheeks are looking gaunt.

They never ask actors to lose weight for roles, it could be makeup though.

Also bulimic people aren’t usually underweight so it wouldn’t make much sense anyway.

 

[tyrell123]

what did your last slave die of?
smack in the mouth

I love Phil

 

[HairyMaclary]

Really bored of Ben constantly pushing Callum away and doing the gritted teeth jaw clenching look away from him, really bleeping boring.

As for Sonia and Reiss, he’s always being overly nervous and creepy and they have zero chemistry or anything in common. Something needs to happen soon

 

[Livid2020]

Why would Reiss want a baby with Sonia? He's only known her for a short while and seems like they were put together as either can't get with anyone else. No chemistry at all. BORING!!