DLAM - Dress Like a Mum

[Clazza]

i find her way of standing (posing) weird in general..it always looks like she busting for a wee and trying to hold it in !

I've said it before and I'll say it again - she's really bandy-legged!

 

[blurstoftimes]

I've said it before and I'll say it again - she's really bandy-legged!

i think she does it to try and make her legs look skinnier - it drives me MAD

 

[FrannyGallops]

i think she does it to try and make her legs look skinnier - it drives me MAD

Yep, a lot of fashion influencers do that weird bandy leg pose. They think it makes them look thinner but to everyone else it looks like they’ve just shat themselves.

 

[blurstoftimes]

how does it take two people to design a beanie

 

[FrannyGallops]

how does it take two people to design a beanie

God, she irritates me so much. Out of all of them, she’s the most bleeping annoying. Who buys her overpriced tit?

ETA: £38 for a hat you could get under a tenner in Primark.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

they look so cheap for £38

 

[FrannyGallops]

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they look so cheap for £38

Even the ‘name’ brand beanies are only £25 on ASOS, but I wouldn’t expect anything less from her. Wasn’t she selling her own brand sunglasses at £70 a pop? Who actually buys this tit?

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Even the ‘name’ brand beanies are only £25 on ASOS, but I wouldn’t expect anything less from her. Wasn’t she selling her own brand sunglasses at £70 a pop? Who actually buys this tit?

She’s like a private school MLM hun hoping to cash in on her perceived social/fashion clout with substandard products…?

Tbh who is even wearing beanies?!

 

[Clazza]

Can't wait for the 'new brand' launch. NOT.

 

[BatteredVeg]

I don’t understand how she gets these ad deals. 105 likes on her white stuff ad works out at around 0.07% engagement rate which by any measure is utter . 3 days to accumulate 14 likes on her latest hat picture on her DLAM by zdp page - well 13 if you don’t count the people who actually made the hats.

Imagine being a PR and telling your boss, yes the event at the museum was super successful, yes Jodie loved it and posted a story, Martine also loved it and had such a great time and also did a story. And the instamums? Well Pukka got 6000 likes so it was super super successful, notsosmugnow got 1700 likes so really positive interest too.

And DLAM?

<clears throat>

Amaaaaazing reel and such a good vibe. So so good.

And likes?

<stares at floor>

66

 

[Notaninstamumeither]

And the key metric, her thread is still only on 20 pages and it’s been over 2 years…

 

[blurstoftimes]

how much more condescending can she get?. waitressing is a million times harder than choosing whether a beanie should be pink or blue you absolute bleep

 

[Exhaustednurse]

Total twit

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

how much more condescending can she get?. waitressing is a million times harder than choosing whether a beanie should be pink or blue you absolute bleep

I can’t understand how she thinks she can get away with pretending these businesses or jobs are anything but little hobbies? I’d be seriously stunned if any of her ventures had so much as broke even.

 

[grumpy-nosy-cow]

what the hell is she wearing?
Why does she always look like a kid who's raided the dressing up box?
How shes considered to be a so called fashion expert i do not know!

 

[Notaninstamumeither]

That is not a good look. She thinks she looks so cool and wacky. She looks messy.

 

[Libertine]

That’s Zoe bursting out of the OXFAMGB change rooms.

Either times are tough and she’s taking any advertising she is offered, or she has pivoted to secondhand.

 

[skronkywildcat]

Quite a few comments disagreeing with her trite “if it’s for you it won’t pass you by” post last last.

 

[Missmarplesknitting]

She always has so few comments. I really don't understand how she gets.any brand deals.

 

[allybongo]

Ugh. More free food for this disgusting, grabby, wealthy woman.