DLAM - Dress Like a Mum

[BatteredVeg]

She has a very big £1m+ house. Her husband doesn't do anything major for a living so clearly just born into money

Her accounts show she made around £150k profit in the year before the pandemic really hit. She’s raking it in from the brands or else she’s sold a helluva lot of pink sunglasses.

 

[Exhaustednurse]

My point was her not doing anything for it! Don't assume my circumstances

i wasn’t specifically talking about your circumstances. I was describing the context far more broadly. The fact that she’s so wealthy but yet continues to take free food and drink is shocking.

 

[Margi989]

Yes agree. But they all seem the same, not sense of standards or impact

 

[Clazza]

Her accounts show she made around £150k profit in the year before the pandemic really hit. She’s raking it in from the brands or else she’s sold a helluva lot of pink sunglasses.

how the bejeesus did she do that?!?

 

[blurstoftimes]

the awkward dancing i actually cannot deal with it…she is so clearly uncomfortable and not a natural fun carefree type so it’s incredibly jarring and cringeworthy to witness

 

[BatteredVeg]

She does that thing at the end where she walks towards the camera to see the picture like toddlers do when they’ve had their photo taken . That one at Henley where she sort of looks off and laughs at someone (imaginary) in the distance as well. Toe curlingly brilliant . Almost as good at the Friday lunge!

 

[Newbie mcnewface]

She does that thing at the end where she walks towards the camera to see the picture like toddlers do when they’ve had their photo taken . That one at Henley where she sort of looks off and laughs at someone (imaginary) in the distance as well. Toe curlingly brilliant . Almost as good at the Friday lunge!

Most working folk get the bacon rolls or cakes in on a Friday but she has to go one better and act like a fanny doing a lunge ! Imagine opening your curtains to that in the morning. Some mum in a glitter jumpsuit getting her kid to fill her being a twit ! If she was in Scotland she would end up on a banter page !

 

[Smiffy1990]

Most working folk get the bacon rolls or cakes in on a Friday but she has to go one better and act like a fanny doing a lunge ! Imagine opening your curtains to that in the morning. Some mum in a glitter jumpsuit getting her kid to fill her being a twit ! If she was in Scotland she would end up on a banter page !

I fully expect her to turn up on the influencers in the wild page one day doing something utterly cringe worthy

 

[Smiffy1990]

This gave me a little chuckle... She doesn't know how she does it because let's face it she doesn't actually work. I don't think a few pictures in front of some doors and some mummy brunches really count as work imo.

 

[notthefullshilling]

This gave me a little chuckle... She doesn't know how she does it because let's face it she doesn't actually work. I don't think a few pictures in front of some doors and some mummy brunches really count as work imo.

Yes, I thought exactly the same! Also, because she probably doesn't *have* to work to support her household, so of course she does what she can when she can. Simple.
Also, 'just get on with it' - as though doing anything else is making a fuss?

 

[Exhaustednurse]

Great advice from Zöe there

 

[Notaninstamumeither]

When did posing on insta (remember the cringey Friday lunge?!), and making ugly sunglasses get classed as work?! And who the hell would ask advice from her?!

 

[Lalalalaaaaaa85]

Imagine saying you just do what you can in a real job my boss would be like ‘excuse me what?’

 

[skronkywildcat]

Oh jeez she is “launching a new company/brand”.

 

[Smiffy1990]

Oh jeez she is “launching a new company/brand”.

I'm thinking shoes. Or another crappy social media brand which basically does nothing.

 

[Notaninstamumeither]

Whatever it is, it’ll involve no actual work and a lot of posing.

 

[Newbie mcnewface]

I had to laugh at her mid century drawing table ! Those things are more common than the cold. Most grans have two in each bedroom !

 

[Cascara]

Why is she walking like Kevin the teenager in his Oasis stage?

 

[grumpy-nosy-cow]

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i find her way of standing (posing) weird in general..it always looks like she busting for a wee and trying to hold it in !

 

[Jaysuschrist]

Omg, I couldn't imagine anything worse than a huge mirror by my bed so I can see my morning state every morning haha, or reading in bed you would see your reflection of yourself! weird positioning.