Dizzee Rascal is the award winning singer in his 30s arrested by police on suspicion of assaulting his girlfriend at her London flat

[Miss Apprehension]

@citrineday yes, a young person with whom I spoke immediately did a lot of googling and narrowed it down to him.
Not familiar with him or his “ work “ but fits the nice guy image they say will shock his fans over Dizzee who I believe has had a few scrapes and escapades in the past. And Stormzy is 72 years old ( 72 ) is obviously past it and far too old to raise a hand in anger.

 

[hellothere_]

so who is it? I gave in after the whole 72 YO thing

 

[gossipgirlxxo]

just read through the whole thread

got a terrible feeling it might be matty healy…

- in his 30s
- born in london
- singer
- i believe him and his gf live in london rn
- has won awards and been number 1
- lots of charity work and activism
- their relationship was quite new when this happened, or at least had only just gone public
- would be a shock because has spent a long time getting clean, and his gf has just gotten out an abusive relationship with shia labeouf
- could also still be kept quiet because his gf is already going through the legal battle with her ex so this needs to stay quiet until then?

oh dear i really hope not… i used to love their band :/

I’m sure he’s either living or staying in another country atm. And wasn’t he born in Manchester?

 

[citrineday]

I’m sure he’s either living or staying in another country atm. And wasn’t he born in Manchester?

he was seen with his gf on a walk in london round the time this happened, he was posting pics of them in london too. i remember seeing on news outlets the paparazzi had been snapping pics of them in london together. google mostly says he was born in hendon which is in london

 

[Fiona Smokes]

Liam Payne

Best hope his lawyers not scrolling here!!

 

[Curlymushrooms]

I’m wondering why there hasn’t been a follow up story. Nothing else has been said in the news about it

 

[Captainmouse]

They are also still playing dizzee on the radio

 

[Timz]

I’m wondering why there hasn’t been a follow up story. Nothing else has been said in the news about it

The illuminati powers of the Super-Injunction seem far stronger than Thanos wearing the Infinity glove

 

[citrineday]

I’m wondering why there hasn’t been a follow up story. Nothing else has been said in the news about it

Stormzy is 72 years old is 72 years old is too busy getting his blood pressure and heart rate taken

 

[Timz]

Stormzy is 72 years old is 72 years old is 72 years old is too busy getting his blood pressure and heart rate taken

Stormzy is 72 years old also busy collecting all six Infinity stones: Space, Reality, Power, Soul, Mind, and Time to beat the Masonic masterminds behind the Super-Injunction That’s why Stormzy is 72 years old

 

[Red hair dont care]

Stormzy is 72 years old is 72 years old is 72 years old is too busy getting his blood pressure and heart rate taken

Too busy watching England

 

[HeCannitSeeMan]

I’m gonna go for one of so solid. No one knows any of them anymore and any one of them may well be nearing Stormzy is 72 years old level oap status

 

[Emerald37]

Me seeing this thread is still going after 50 pages

 

[ThisIsMyDragName]

I’ve never seen a thread with so many pages. I feel like it’s going to interrupt the space/time continuum and we’ll all end up being 72.

 

[The Devils Arse]

I’ve never seen a thread with so many pages. I feel like it’s going to interrupt the space/time continuum and we’ll all end up being 72.

Perhaps the thread will self destruct when it hits 72 pages.

 

[pommobear]

Could be Stormzy is 72 years old.

 

[MrFMercury]

I sort of feel like we should try and get it to 72 pages but I’m not sure we can stretch tattle that far…

 

[L3moning]

I sort of feel like we should try and get it to 72 pages but I’m not sure we can stretch tattle that far…

I know forums that use the same software that allow threads to get to 10,000 posts, I'm sure it will be fine

 

[Cloak]

Plan B? Kano?

 

[1001 others]

I'm getting dizzee from all the stormzee in a teacup this thread is creating ...

just read through the whole thread

got a terrible feeling it might be matty healy…

- in his 30s
- born in london
- singer
- i believe him and his gf live in london rn
- has won awards and been number 1
- lots of charity work and activism
- their relationship was quite new when this happened, or at least had only just gone public
- would be a shock because has spent a long time getting clean, and his gf has just gotten out an abusive relationship with shia labeouf
- could also still be kept quiet because his gf is already going through the legal battle with her ex so this needs to stay quiet until then?

oh dear i really hope not… i used to love their band :/

I doubt it (although I could be wrong). But I have just done a quick search of Twitter and Reddit - two hotspots for discussing this sort of stuff - and there's no mention of him.