Disney Vloggers #15 Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A Grifter’s Life For Me

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ILoveLotso said:
I did, I quite enjoyed some of their trips, even non Disney ones. But they did some really click-baity hurricane videos during their recent trip that felt really desperate for attention and insensitive at a time when locals were still assessing the damage to their homes so I unsubscribed.
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Ah we missed those! Hate that kind of thing
 
ILoveLotso said:
I did, I quite enjoyed some of their trips, even non Disney ones. But they did some really click-baity hurricane videos during their recent trip that felt really desperate for attention and insensitive at a time when locals were still assessing the damage to their homes so I unsubscribed.
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Knightstrider did the same thing and even went to the Liverpool echo to sell his story to them 🙄
 
Fuzzyfelt said:
I am Disney’d out, all the Uk vloggers out there at the same time it’s a case of wash, rinse, repeat. L&S met up with The Disney Wives & The Lawgreens all vlogging the same. I wonder what the Americans think when they see the British in Walmarts all buying the same sort of crap.
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Just out of curiosity what do you think they do that is all the same?

I want to vlog my next trip but worried about becoming a sheep without realising 😂
 
MabelMae said:
Just out of curiosity what do you think they do that is all the same?

I want to vlog my next trip but worried about becoming a sheep without realising 😂
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How to be a boring florida vlogger:

Vlog opens at home with coffee being made, vlogger explains their facebook marketplace purchased dog is off to a relatives house/kennels then the car is loaded and off we go!

We join them on the motorway where not enough attention is being paid to the road as they stare at themselves on the camera. They have clip on mics to use this trip but spoiler alert, they will.never be clipped to anythng, only held in their hands like Kate Aidie reporting from Gaza.

Then we arrive at the airport hotel - Premier Inn or for those wanting to keep up with the Joneses - The Bloc ( those staying here will make a massive song and dance about how great it is whilst looking gutted.) Off for an overpriced meal then to bed.

We see our vloggy friends again first thing in the morning as they richochet off the walls of their hotel heading to the car, they take us with them to the meet and greet parking and in to check in. Next thing we know they are through security and buying a holiday scent and trying on Raybans in duty free - oooh look at the massive bags of sweets...

Now to WH Smith to buy snacks for 10 times as much as if they had just got them from Tesco beforehand, get some Monster of course. Then to spoons for a rank looking full english. Alternatively they will head to a lounge of varying exclusivity, dive straight into the alcohol and then slag the food choices.

As we head to the plane one of the party will decline the travelator as "it's important to get your steps in". They will take images of their plane as they wait to board. Of course they must film themself touching the plane as they board just before handing a suck-up gift to a a crew member with a bun like one of Saturn's rings. Then richochet down the aisle to their seats.

They will of course film their welcome drink, tilting it back and forth or tapping with disney nails. Then the obligatory safety video and take off time lapse and excited faces!

We see them scrolling the entertainment options with the wrong finger and showing off their two drinks and a snack from the first service. A little bit of Switch time then the meal arrives - it looks rank but they won't criticise just in case the media team of virgin are watching and want to give them a free flight.

Landing time - if it is terminal c at MCO we will be informed that its a long walk to baggage claim, you get your cases before passport control (but they will call it security) and ooh it is such a nice building. If it is the old terminal there will be excitement about the carpet, the flag and monorail (first ride of the holiday, I'm Mayor Buddy.....).

They arrive at their resort, wonfer if the key card or magic band will open the door, squeal at their names on the TV (its pretty much a mail merge you imbeciles!!) and jump on the bed. Now have chicken tenders from the food court or go to "Springs" for Blaze pizza. Arrive back at your resort ready for bed as, what time is it at home? You've been up for almost 24 hours!!
 
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Delicishaz! said:
How to be a boring florida vlogger:

Vlog opens at home with coffee being made, vlogger explains their facebook marketplace purchased dog is off to a relatives house/kennels then the car is loaded and off we go!

We join them on the motorway where not enough attention is being paid to the road as they stare at themselves on the camera. They have clip on mics to use this trip but spoiler alert, they will.never be clipped to anythng, only held in their hands like Kate Aidie reporting from Gaza.

Then we arrive at the airport hotel - Premier Inn or for those wanting to keep up with the Joneses - The Bloc ( those staying here will make a massive song and dance about how great it is whilst looking gutted.) Off for an overpriced meal then to bed.

We see our vloggy friends again first thing in the morning as they richochet off the walls of their hotel heading to the car, they take us with them to the meet and greet parking and in to check in. Next thing we know they are through security and buying a holiday scent and trying on Raybans in duty free - oooh look at the massive bags of sweets...

Now to WH Smith to buy snacks for 10 times as much as if they had just got them from Tesco beforehand, get some Monster of course. Then to spoons for a rank looking full english. Alternatively they will head to a lounge of varying exclusivity, dive straight into the alcohol and then slag the food choices.

As we head to the plane one of the party will decline the travelator as "it's important to get your steps in". They will take images of their plane as they wait to board. Of course they must film themself touching the plane as they board just before handing a suck-up gift to a a crew member with a bun like one of Saturn's rings. Then richochet down the aisle to their seats.

They will of course film their welcome drink, tilting it back and forth or tapping with disney nails. Then the obligatory safety video and take off time lapse and excited faces!

We see them scrolling the entertainment options with the wrong finger and showing off their two drinks and a snack from the first service. A little bit of Switch time then the meal arrives - it looks rank but they won't criticise just in case the media team of virgin are watching and want to give them a free flight.

Landing time - if it is terminal c at MCO we will be informed that its a long walk to baggage claim, you get your cases before passport control (but they will call it security) and ooh it is such a nice building. If it is the old terminal there will be excitement about the carpet, the flag and monorail (first ride of the holiday, I'm Mayor Buddy.....).

They arrive at their resort, wonfer if the key card or magic band will open the door, squeal at their names on the TV (its pretty much a mail merge you imbeciles!!) and jump on the bed. Now have chicken tenders from the food court or go to "Springs" for Blaze pizza. Arrive back at your resort ready for bed as, what time is it at home? You've been up for almost 24 hours!!
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only missing the trip to Target/Walmart but thats the how to be a Disney Vlogger manual page1
 
Delicishaz! said:
How to be a boring florida vlogger:

Vlog opens at home with coffee being made, vlogger explains their facebook marketplace purchased dog is off to a relatives house/kennels then the car is loaded and off we go!

We join them on the motorway where not enough attention is being paid to the road as they stare at themselves on the camera. They have clip on mics to use this trip but spoiler alert, they will.never be clipped to anythng, only held in their hands like Kate Aidie reporting from Gaza.

Then we arrive at the airport hotel - Premier Inn or for those wanting to keep up with the Joneses - The Bloc ( those staying here will make a massive song and dance about how great it is whilst looking gutted.) Off for an overpriced meal then to bed.

We see our vloggy friends again first thing in the morning as they richochet off the walls of their hotel heading to the car, they take us with them to the meet and greet parking and in to check in. Next thing we know they are through security and buying a holiday scent and trying on Raybans in duty free - oooh look at the massive bags of sweets...

Now to WH Smith to buy snacks for 10 times as much as if they had just got them from Tesco beforehand, get some Monster of course. Then to spoons for a rank looking full english. Alternatively they will head to a lounge of varying exclusivity, dive straight into the alcohol and then slag the food choices.

As we head to the plane one of the party will decline the travelator as "it's important to get your steps in". They will take images of their plane as they wait to board. Of course they must film themself touching the plane as they board just before handing a suck-up gift to a a crew member with a bun like one of Saturn's rings. Then richochet down the aisle to their seats.

They will of course film their welcome drink, tilting it back and forth or tapping with disney nails. Then the obligatory safety video and take off time lapse and excited faces!

We see them scrolling the entertainment options with the wrong finger and showing off their two drinks and a snack from the first service. A little bit of Switch time then the meal arrives - it looks rank but they won't criticise just in case the media team of virgin are watching and want to give them a free flight.

Landing time - if it is terminal c at MCO we will be informed that its a long walk to baggage claim, you get your cases before passport control (but they will call it security) and ooh it is such a nice building. If it is the old terminal there will be excitement about the carpet, the flag and monorail (first ride of the holiday, I'm Mayor Buddy.....).

They arrive at their resort, wonfer if the key card or magic band will open the door, squeal at their names on the TV (its pretty much a mail merge you imbeciles!!) and jump on the bed. Now have chicken tenders from the food court or go to "Springs" for Blaze pizza. Arrive back at your resort ready for bed as, what time is it at home? You've been up for almost 24 hours!!
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Brilliant 😂 the gold standard for BFV’s
 
Delicishaz! said:
How to be a boring florida vlogger:

Vlog opens at home with coffee being made, vlogger explains their facebook marketplace purchased dog is off to a relatives house/kennels then the car is loaded and off we go!

We join them on the motorway where not enough attention is being paid to the road as they stare at themselves on the camera. They have clip on mics to use this trip but spoiler alert, they will.never be clipped to anythng, only held in their hands like Kate Aidie reporting from Gaza.

Then we arrive at the airport hotel - Premier Inn or for those wanting to keep up with the Joneses - The Bloc ( those staying here will make a massive song and dance about how great it is whilst looking gutted.) Off for an overpriced meal then to bed.

We see our vloggy friends again first thing in the morning as they richochet off the walls of their hotel heading to the car, they take us with them to the meet and greet parking and in to check in. Next thing we know they are through security and buying a holiday scent and trying on Raybans in duty free - oooh look at the massive bags of sweets...

Now to WH Smith to buy snacks for 10 times as much as if they had just got them from Tesco beforehand, get some Monster of course. Then to spoons for a rank looking full english. Alternatively they will head to a lounge of varying exclusivity, dive straight into the alcohol and then slag the food choices.

As we head to the plane one of the party will decline the travelator as "it's important to get your steps in". They will take images of their plane as they wait to board. Of course they must film themself touching the plane as they board just before handing a suck-up gift to a a crew member with a bun like one of Saturn's rings. Then richochet down the aisle to their seats.

They will of course film their welcome drink, tilting it back and forth or tapping with disney nails. Then the obligatory safety video and take off time lapse and excited faces!

We see them scrolling the entertainment options with the wrong finger and showing off their two drinks and a snack from the first service. A little bit of Switch time then the meal arrives - it looks rank but they won't criticise just in case the media team of virgin are watching and want to give them a free flight.

Landing time - if it is terminal c at MCO we will be informed that its a long walk to baggage claim, you get your cases before passport control (but they will call it security) and ooh it is such a nice building. If it is the old terminal there will be excitement about the carpet, the flag and monorail (first ride of the holiday, I'm Mayor Buddy.....).

They arrive at their resort, wonfer if the key card or magic band will open the door, squeal at their names on the TV (its pretty much a mail merge you imbeciles!!) and jump on the bed. Now have chicken tenders from the food court or go to "Springs" for Blaze pizza. Arrive back at your resort ready for bed as, what time is it at home? You've been up for almost 24 hours!!
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😂😂😂😂😂😂 thank you! Spot on I must say!

Maybe I will fill a parody vlog
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MabelMae said:
😂😂😂😂😂😂 thank you! Spot on I must say!

Maybe I will film parody vlog
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Postmansplat said:
I hope not Dim and Jenny 6 dinners are not very nice people.
I use to really like them until I discovered Jen’s twitter back in 2017.
She’s a disgusting human being.
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They’re still connected as they menti-o sending them presents occasionally. I’d rather know what happens to the British gay couple who lived nearby to the trackers that would go out with them and have meals with them. You’d only hear them off camera. They would pop up loads and get mentions. Then all of a sudden, nothing
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Delicishaz! said:
How to be a boring florida vlogger:

Vlog opens at home with coffee being made, vlogger explains their facebook marketplace purchased dog is off to a relatives house/kennels then the car is loaded and off we go!

We join them on the motorway where not enough attention is being paid to the road as they stare at themselves on the camera. They have clip on mics to use this trip but spoiler alert, they will.never be clipped to anythng, only held in their hands like Kate Aidie reporting from Gaza.

Then we arrive at the airport hotel - Premier Inn or for those wanting to keep up with the Joneses - The Bloc ( those staying here will make a massive song and dance about how great it is whilst looking gutted.) Off for an overpriced meal then to bed.

We see our vloggy friends again first thing in the morning as they richochet off the walls of their hotel heading to the car, they take us with them to the meet and greet parking and in to check in. Next thing we know they are through security and buying a holiday scent and trying on Raybans in duty free - oooh look at the massive bags of sweets...

Now to WH Smith to buy snacks for 10 times as much as if they had just got them from Tesco beforehand, get some Monster of course. Then to spoons for a rank looking full english. Alternatively they will head to a lounge of varying exclusivity, dive straight into the alcohol and then slag the food choices.

As we head to the plane one of the party will decline the travelator as "it's important to get your steps in". They will take images of their plane as they wait to board. Of course they must film themself touching the plane as they board just before handing a suck-up gift to a a crew member with a bun like one of Saturn's rings. Then richochet down the aisle to their seats.

They will of course film their welcome drink, tilting it back and forth or tapping with disney nails. Then the obligatory safety video and take off time lapse and excited faces!

We see them scrolling the entertainment options with the wrong finger and showing off their two drinks and a snack from the first service. A little bit of Switch time then the meal arrives - it looks rank but they won't criticise just in case the media team of virgin are watching and want to give them a free flight.

Landing time - if it is terminal c at MCO we will be informed that its a long walk to baggage claim, you get your cases before passport control (but they will call it security) and ooh it is such a nice building. If it is the old terminal there will be excitement about the carpet, the flag and monorail (first ride of the holiday, I'm Mayor Buddy.....).

They arrive at their resort, wonfer if the key card or magic band will open the door, squeal at their names on the TV (its pretty much a mail merge you imbeciles!!) and jump on the bed. Now have chicken tenders from the food court or go to "Springs" for Blaze pizza. Arrive back at your resort ready for bed as, what time is it at home? You've been up for almost 24 hours!!
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We stick with people that travel not only to Disney, but also other countries etc.
 
I can’t remember who mentioned they may have broken up but looks like Travel Through our eyes have confirmed the break up. He seems to have debuted a new girlfriend on Instagram 😂

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