The simple answer is, she is hardly in the house. Whenever she is there she is showering, washing and styling her hair and applying tan and makeup. Other than that, it’s sorting clean washing on the kitchen floor or decking or else heating up ready meals. In a nutshell.Yeah that fridge hasn’t seen a deep clean since the noughties. And the cupboard - fk me to stand and preach about being organised and her kitchen is that state?? What does she actually DO when she’s at home?!?!?
Yes, preaching she’s the perfect mum but has been at home 2yrs and her cupboards are a state..and her fridge..she’s so self obsessed and forgets what’s importantI have a box in cupboard to store my Tupperware lids Don’t judge me
It is there because I found one the perfect hieght and side to stack them all in neatly after looking a storage box for ages!
it’s only about 5cm high, strong box with the lid flaps tucked inside to make it even sturdier.
My lids are all neatly standing up in it in ascending order so I just reach in and pinch out the one I need!
The boxes are sorted by size sitting neatly beside them.
Hers is a tatty old box with everything just fucked into it!
Regarding the tan, she must stink of the stuff constantly. I absolutely hate it, don't know how she can come home, get freshly showered then plaster that stuff on.
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Had shared one on up the thread
Spreading HFMD beyond Armagh, still getting on like she’s the first ever working Ma
could shorthen to
Spread HFMD beyond Armagh, whilst thinking she’s the first ever working Ma
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Or
OT is her occupation but lying, begging, posing & talking is her true vocation
Shirl from eastenders is back . She’d want to ease up on the black hair dye. She’s a total knacker.Looks like she cut the hair short again, her hairdresser friend really doesn’t like her
Reminds me of aul Dorien!Both brilliant
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Shirl from eastenders is back . She’d want to ease up on the black hair dye. She’s a total knacker.
Whatever bit of youth the Botox gave her back, she just erased it again with the terrible short cut.Both brilliant
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Shirl from eastenders is back . She’d want to ease up on the black hair dye. She’s a total knacker.
the Sunday night Chinese confirms she’s hungover and notice there is no days out Sunday/family time posts just pre-recorded stories from last week…so she spent yesterday drinking and Sunday hungover…mother of the year right thereMust be hanging like a bat this morning!
Awful awful awful. Zero editing. Stories cut off. Too fast. Blurry. Wonder will this reindeer make an appearance in Denise’s house at Christmas ???The Dundalk showcase has to be her worst yet - bit awkward and stuttery - she didnt know what to say at times #amateur