Denise Curran #5 Ran the roads, spreading the pox, doesn’t care her ads are all flops

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Thought the same!
Her priorities are me, myself and I. Certainly not making a decent meal, ready made chicken and ham pie for dinner. Of course the coleslaw will be “homemade”. 😂
Michael is so wonderful, yet he has the children away to his parents so he can put the feet up and get pampered by his Mummy. It also means Denise doesn’t have to bother visiting them. Everyone’s a winner.
Always lolling at the homemade coleslaw - from the shop 🤣
 
The change in her face from the Botox is very obvious in her stories in the car earlier, funny she hasn’t shared that with her followers 🤥 also did she stop getting that tummy treatment from the place in Dungannon? Wasn’t it supposed to be a 4 week course?
Maybe she shared her recent Botox shots on her money matters page with all her 5 subscribers 🤣
 
She’s so organized and everything has a place. That’s why there’s a mouldy T-shirt hanging over the door🤣

Don’t get me started on “Isa” Jacobsen and Dumbnise talking about investment pieces again. Remember her investment coat from last year … a £99 coat from Mango or somewhere like that 🤣
 

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She’s so organized and everything has a place. That’s why there’s a mouldy T-shirt hanging over the door🤣

Don’t get me started on “Isa” Jacobsen and Dumbnise talking about investment pieces again. Remember her investment coat from last year … a £99 coat from Mango or somewhere like that 🤣
Why her face look like she's dumped a load of bronzer in it. Her a make up ambassador and all
 
It’s the setting up of the phone, walking away, turning back round & running towards the camera again acting candid that gets me.
You are a forty year old not fourteen!!
I was coming here to say the same - fk me what sort of airhead nonsense is this??? Am so embarrassed for her - a ‘busy’ (😂) mother of two small children - as I’ve said before she is at her happiest ( most manic ? ) when she doesn’t have them to look after 😑
 
I was coming here to say the same - fk me what sort of airhead nonsense is this??? Am so embarrassed for her - a ‘busy’ (😂) mother of two small children - as I’ve said before she is at her happiest ( most manic ? ) when she doesn’t have them to look after 😑
Sets up the phone to record, runs back out grabs bag and flowers. Comes back in pretending that she’s just walked in the door, out of breath. Then sits and edits the beginning. 40 years of age with 2 small children, you’d have better things to be at!
 
Absolute hack of her running into the house to the camera set up with her bag of shopping and her flowers! Likely was running to take a yellow label of them.

Them clothes are rotten she was modellling only thing that looked half decent on her was the jumpsuit.

In the car today delighted with herself, her McDonald’s latte and the day old cinnamon swirl! Hardly freshly baked now.
 
In the car today delighted with herself, her McDonald’s latte and the day old cinnamon swirl! Hardly freshly baked now.
It must be as hard as a brick by now. There’s no way she’ll eat the whole thing. Plenty of nice places near to her where she could get a nice fresh pastry. She has to get it from the Lisburn Road of course.

How could she not get a table in The Ivy? I’d say she phoned them and did her best influenza beg, it must not have worked. 😂
 
There’s no way she’ll eat the whole thing
She’ll leave half for Miiiiichaelllll. There no way it will be wasted.

She’s so cheap looking. She looks dirty, her hair looks greasy, she’s orange from tan, the teeth look like dentures and look at the dirty collar on the dressing gown and her tramping the roads 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
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How could she not get a table in The Ivy?
Because she would have had to pay for it. Personally, I believe The Ivy is completely overrated
 

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Here’s a Mum hack for you Denise, actually just common knowledge at this stage to prevent choking. Quarter the grapes lengthways! This one thinks she can dish out advice to Mums.
Pears are also a common thing to give for constipation, it’s not a new concept that she has discovered.
If this is what she’s charging for on Mummy Matters, I’ll pass! 🤦🏽‍♀️
 
Here’s a Mum hack for you Denise, actually just common knowledge at this stage to prevent choking. Quarter the grapes lengthways! This one thinks she can dish out advice to Mums.
Pears are also a common thing to give for constipation, it’s not a new concept that she has discovered.
If this is what she’s charging for on Mummy Matters, I’ll pass! 🤦🏽‍♀️

What a watery lump of sloop that was she made 😂 And did she bother to it cooled before refrigeration, didn’t appear so.

No notion of motherhood nor care given about those kids! Sitting on the floor playing with a dishwasher door wide open.
Do be accepting any paper cups in her house 😂 They have been dragged around a dirty floor by mucky little fingers repeatedly.
 
New thread suggestion

Had shared one on up the thread
Spreading HFMD beyond Armagh, still getting on like she’s the first ever working Ma 👶

could shorthen to
Spread HFMD beyond Armagh, whilst thinking she’s the first ever working Ma 👶
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OT is her occupation but lying, begging, posing & 💩talking is her true vocation
 
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