Deliciously Ella #4 Bland burgers and branding under CEO Matt, daily affirmations won’t change that

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the only snack that’s ultra processed free… her whole range is completely ultra processed. Literally not a clue how what her values are, she keeps changing them 😂
 
I do love gianduia so tried the hazelnut chocolate seeing as it was on offer. 3/5 way too much cocoa butter so it's lacking in deep cocoa taste and way too high in sugar (beet sugar is just sugar!).

The serving size of 17g / 2 squares is ridiculous! The regulator needs to do something with these bonkers serving sizes!

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the only snack that’s ultra processed free… her whole range is completely ultra processed. Literally not a clue how what her values are, she keeps changing them 😂
Hers are one of the worst for unhealthy ingredients almond butter cups on the market. One of its main ingredients is coconut oil. Other ones are just dark chocolate and almonds.
 
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the only snack that’s ultra processed free… her whole range is completely ultra processed. Literally not a clue how what her values are, she keeps changing them 😂
Trying to reinvent Reeses cups… minus the peanut butter which is what makes them good. Eff off. Also “ultra processed free” - I’m sorry what?! She needs to go back to some A level English classes ffs
 
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the only snack that’s ultra processed free… her whole range is completely ultra processed. Literally not a clue how what her values are, she keeps changing them 😂
God anyone else fed up of chocolate cups or protein balls...🙄

In a while spectrum of healthy foods we can eat they are not the first good choice we should reach for.. ...they are processed.

Spend time on something innovative instead of flooging the same tripe 🙄

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Also she has suddenly switched from using coconut sugar to beet sugar. It's all sugar, your body doesn't know the difference between those and cane sugar. It's all about moderation. Agreed, you can't use put lots of 'natural' things together and say it's not processed.
 
*through - again, learn to spell / write and proofread PLEASE.
And… mentioning the war. Really, Ella? Friggin really?! Boohooooo we didn’t make enough money because there is a war. Newsflash - you constantly had issues in the business because you overstretched yourself. Remember closing all your delis? There was no war then.
 

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Planet organic has the shelf labels to say both "female owned" and "local" for DE products 🤨

Because all that rice, cocoa, coconut oil and nuts that make up the majority of her and Matts products I'm sure is grown within the M25 🙄

Also, considering how she likes to make it clear Matt essentially runs the business, and she is just the face making videos and branding… I’d argue it’s not particularly woman owned either.

(Put down of her own importance is hers not mine).
 
Also, considering how she likes to make it clear Matt essentially runs the business, and she is just the face making videos and branding… I’d argue it’s not particularly woman owned either.

(Put down of her own importance is hers not mine).
It’s not local and not female owned for sure. So time to call out plant organic over it… it’s really misleading.
 
If is funny that the more they fake label their products, the more outrageously obvious it becomes how pure shite the products are. It is the outcome of the Wonderful genius Matt the ceo mastermind fake till you make, but in this case, spoiler alert, he will NEVER make it. Even with the annoying false narrative ella is pushing through IG and by buying content in magazines they are heading into the direction of one big failure.
 
Ella’s Q&A’s are always her sending herself questions and in one of those she addressed the move to the countryside, saying they won’t be moving for a while but it’s definitely something they want to do later.
And yet here they are again, bbq-ing somewhere in the countryside. They either bought or inherited a property in the countryside or they are staying with (probably Ella’s) family every weekend but wither way, they work so hard that they can pack up on a Friday and be gone until Sunday night. I bet most of their employees don’t have the time or energy for weekend escapades.
 
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