Loosely translated as:
Sorry I conned everyone by putting the prices up and then going AWOL
I have read Tattle so know that those Trolly Cunts are ripping me a new one
People are beginning to hear about the real me so its time to start blaming my MH
Yes I lied, but I lie so much its hard to know when I am actually telling the truth
Not only did I lie, I asked my team to lie for me, and they embellished a bullshit story so now I look even more of a bellend than I normally do.
I am also turning the comments off so nobody can question me on any of the above.
But see you all Sunday, when this blows over and we can go back to all attention being on me!
Much Love, #1