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[aalmaalm]

Do you know what reallyyyy grates on me. When she says ‘lit’ instead of literally. ‘Lit so excited ’ . duck offff

 

[Stimpii]

Happy to share an old photo. I would 100% recognise her kids if I passed them in the street. I know she stopped a while ago but even by then it was too late to realise that sharing their faces was a bad idea.

 

[Wotsits Mum]

Yeah that don’t make sense, why you still sharing your kid when you said you wouldn’t.

The begging for votes is “lit” shameful obviously joking of the word “lit”! She’s the only person in Essex apart from towie who says that!

 

[wildthing86]

What were those singing in the kitchen videos all about?

 

[Tea and Toast]

What were those singing in the kitchen videos all about?

She thinks her or Mya are theatre worthy

 

[Tea and Toast]

Oh jeeeze. . Its doing a makeup tutorial now?

 

[RubyTuesday39]

Oh jeeeze. . Its doing a makeup tutorial now?

But loads have people have been asking about her eye makeup. Yeah I’m sure they have

 

[aalmaalm]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen her wear make up let alone any eye make up!

 

[Tea and Toast]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen her wear make up let alone any eye make up!

Exactly this

 

[Wotsits Mum]

No fucker is asking her, literally no one! And the singing… I was listening and my partner actually said “oh god, who the duck is that?” her confidence is ridiculous!

 

[Tea and Toast]

Hands up whose been messaging her about her glowing skin . .
I'll wait

 

[RubyTuesday39]

Hands up whose been messaging her about her glowing skin . .
I'll wait

The same people who asked about her makeup

 

[Tea and Toast]

It's gonna hit its target today guys . .
She's come off her phone for a bit ( while she goes to card factory for the helium balloons)

See you all here later.
Itchy boobs and operatic singing voices at the ready

 

[wildthing86]

Christ it’s going to be a long few months while he saves up for this perfect trip (no doubt ruined in some way by the kids) to scratch her boob in DLP are drones even allowed there? People keep commenting saying they can’t wait for the drone shots

 

[Justanothergirl123]

Definitely brought her followers there is no way people find her funny or anyway relatable

 

[Stimpii]

Definitely brought her followers there is no way people find her funny or anyway relatable

Yeah it’ll be interesting to see if the number of followers stops going up so quickly now she’s hit 100k.

 

[Tea and Toast]

Definitely brought her followers there is no way people find her funny or anyway relatable

Agree . . She's romped towards the 100k mark in the last couple of days, even had her tearful speech ready
Anyone would think she's just won the lottery ffs.

I watched a higher end "influencer" doing an ad earlier, the difference was shocking . .

 

[aalmaalm]

I agree! She’s always had around 50k followers for a longggg time. Then all of a sudden gets another 50k in the space of 3-4 months!

 

[Tea and Toast]

For someone who has 100k "followers" most of her posts are lucky to get 1k "likes"
Make it make sense . .

 

[RubyTuesday39]

Ella, you’ve got your 100k followers so for the love of god stop the itchy boob videos