Cleaning with Mario #135 Lemsip poured, we’re still bored.

[mammaof3]

I'm not actually sure how he believes he is ''The King of Christmas''

He has proclaimed this his season as he has nothing in his life to give him joy other than Christmas.
He hates Valens day, he hates Easter as that's for weans, he hates summer, on and on.

People everywhere decorate their houses and gardens with gusto. They have garlands on the bannisters, on the mantlepiece, across doorways, have multiple trees. decorate their entryways.

I know he doesn't have the space or maybe the money to compete but all Mario does is in the kitchen he swaps out some mugs and put some festive crap on the coffee stayshon.
In the living room he then swaps some cushion covers, adds some crap on his 2 console tables, puts up his bum hole wreath and adds a tree.
In the bedroom, he swaps out his bedding and maybe adds a slender tree.
Here and there a few bits of crap, then the pièce de résistance is a wreath on the inside of the door and a ribbon on the outside so the postie can compare his safe space to Macy's.

When you write it down it sounds pathetic.

He is not the King of Christmas.

 

[blueblue]

Hens, it's my time. S'mores night is apon us. Ma passions are definitely eating s'mores. Ma page etc and so forth.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

We have more salt and pepper pots, placed by the hot choacklit stayshun, aye.
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He’s had those syrups since August and not a drop has been used.

 

[AllieBee]

He’s had those syrups since August and not a drop has been used.

It's so weird to look back and think he was saying it was autumn in August. It seems ages ago and I feel like autumn only began a couple of weeks ago. He's absolutely ridiculous

 

[OhhBacon]

He’s had those syrups since August and not a drop has been used.

The size of those syrups is ridiculous, I don't think that Starbucks would even get through those before Christmas!

 

[Babybail93]

We have more salt and pepper pots, placed by the hot choacklit stayshun, aye.
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Why has Mario got KKK themed salt & pepper pots?

 

[mutleypaws]

We have more salt and pepper pots, placed by the hot choacklit stayshun, aye.
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Av been waiting on seeing a bespoke salt and pepper set so that's another tick on ma newbie list. Wisney expecting the KKK touch right enuff. Must be the same range as wans a saw on that other vile app.

 

[Sloggingaway]

I am NOT the queen of Christmas by any stretch of the imagination
However I do get people mentioning my house on the villages facebook group when parents are asking where their little ones can see Christmas lights

 

[SuzyE]

I have about twenty odd mugs much to my dismay. Mr Madge drinks tea constantly and canni wash a mug. I come in fae ma part time joab and there's about ten dirty mugs lying near sink, fummming! I don't have mugs for every season though.

So, we can tick off his hot chocolate stashun for this year. It's not as fancy as other years, or traditional.

I love the bespoke touch of his horlicks in the coffee gif jar, on point said.

He's seriously tapped in the head

Mr Madge or Mario? Luv use'e Madge

Mario!

 

[Icantwiththesepeople]

Anyone else glued to the US elections and genuinely wondering who is more delusional, Trump or our very own King of Christmas. Trump’s word salad ramblings sound like some of the pish our Mario puts on his stories, and so forth.

 

[Daisy Uncle]

Anyone else glued to the US elections and genuinely wondering who is more delusional, Trump or our very own King of Christmas. Trump’s word salad ramblings sound like some of the pish our Mario puts on his stories, and so forth.

I can't get over Trump's make up, he looks exactly like tan mom. Like marios hairdont, why doesn't anyone tell them how weird they look.

 

[muscadet]

What a sad wee bleep he is, drip feeding his decorations as if anyone with half a brain really cares

 

[Poptart]

Teasing people with a tit blurry photo of part of his wreath he doesn’t dare put outside his door? Brings me such joy I’m not gonna bother with my decorations this year I’m gonna print out pictures of his and stick them to the walls

 

[mammaof3]

Has he been oot to see the fireworks like the child he is.

Or watched from the penthoose.

and that song is a Christmas one.

 

[FlowerOfTheEast]

What's going to be revealed first, the next US President or Mario's Christmas theme?!

 

[Daisy Uncle]

Has he been oot to see the fireworks like the child he is.

Or watched from the penthoose.

and that song is a Christmas one.


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The Paisley Reddit says buses have stopped running tonight cos they're getting attacked. Sounds really grim, I'd be saving scheming stealing to get out of there.

 

[Babybail93]

I can't get over Trump's make up, he looks exactly like tan mom. Like marios hairdont, why doesn't anyone tell them how weird they look. View attachment 3255012 qView attachment 3255013 q

I need tae get tae noo what setting spray he uses because that collar is WHITE! Bet Mario will know a doooop fae it if I asked her

 

[Milfordcubicle]

Thread suggestion
premature treejaculation,bum hole wreath and another stayshun

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Has he been oot to see the fireworks like the child he is.

Or watched from the penthoose.

and that song is a Christmas one.


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That's not fireworks ma lovelie, that's just the view from the stinking windaes, of war torn Syria. Get tae ken, hen.

 

[geezabreak]

He's well and truly wired tae a fuckin mars bar, Trump tae.