Cleaning with Mario #135 Lemsip poured, we’re still bored.

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IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow said:
He hopes what he has created brings people joy… it’s Christmas they will be with their families, kids, friends or any family not because of Marion’s tatty Christmas they have joy. He’s seriously not wired right, it’s a wreath with a bow stuck on it he didn’t go outside and collect the pine cones, tree branches which btw is actually more better for environment than amount of necessary plastic used. That’s why we do at Christmas, autumn make our own wreath. On point.
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Bring us joy? It’ll all be doon by 12 midnight on Christmas Day! 🤣🤣
 
AllieBee said:
Well it rhymes with bumming. The fumming fort.
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My brain read that as the thumbing fort, so Si.

Martin hen, youse tell us tae dae wit makes us happy, and that's ripping youse a new wan, then call us vile bleep wummin ya schizo, capesh.
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screenfreelookatme said:
I don’t know what youse bleep wimen are talking about. His decorations always bring me great joy. I can’t wait.
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As much as I laughed oot loud at the indoor/outdoor wreath, what brought me real joy was the full packet of Scottish shortbread fingers dipped in tea that I’ve just eaten whilst reading your fuckin funny posts. The true joy of Christmas! Spine bright bleep wummin. 💎

Not hard of Scottish shortbread, so aye.
 
FlowerOfTheEast said:
Ohhhhh. I legit thought those were garden chairs and couldn't understand why the photo had been posted! 🙈 Hard of understanding the Paisley lifestyle. So aye.
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Well, Paisley's very own Krusty Allsopp is probably fashioning them into a Christmasy piece of furniture as we speak!

To add, there's nae where to keep them inside hence why they're in the neighbour's garden.
 
I honestly can’t get over him thinking his wee bare shite wreath will bring others joy 🤣🤣🤣

it’s the saddest looking wreath 🤣

what is bringing me joy right now is shopping for my new house and buying a second Christmas tree for my new massive kitchen. My diary is so full the next two months spending time with friends and family something Marion doesn’t know about
 
Was having a nosey on Hinch latest post and one the comments is from wee Franny hoping to see Marion craddling his own wee baby soon.
Franny will be mop kicked and blocked, she also needs to get to know he lives in a 1 bed flat and has 0 plans to move out his cooncil shed so where would a baby even go? Moses basket would have to use one his many wax melt storage baskets but then nowhere to store them the side of wardrobe already has boxes upon boxes and the ironing board. There is no space at side Marion of the bed as the door just opens he has to shut that to then get past round the deed feels side and his side is for all the chocolate boxes at Xmas for “family” as the baby gets older it’s bedroom would need to be kitchen cupboard but that’s for Rayn and her storage trolley full of food.
He used the baby chat and posted baby stuff a few times for attention he has no plans to marry, have children or move. That will be him fumming now the wreath will be ripped off the door.
 
Madge2022 said:
My brain read that as the thumbing fort, so Si.

Martin hen, youse tell us tae dae wit makes us happy, and that's ripping youse a new wan, then call us vile bleep wummin ya schizo, capesh.
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I'm not sure while the silly bastard is answering this as if a person asked a question. It's rhetorical.

It's an American company and he doesn't even follow them.

Idiot.


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