Cleaning With Mario #133 Hard of candle ends (and friends)

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He really can’t be bothered to go the length of himself to do stuff can be?

I’ve been bespokely painting ma own walls in ma hoose that’s rented fae the bank for 20 years noo. (That means it’s no long til it’s not rented fae the bank, and I’ll have hee haw to pay so aye).

Same with the windaes. Open wide, skoosh skoosh, rub rub, lovely jubbly, close window.

Why can he not do basic things? Does he think it’s a flex to pay folk? Two able bodied men with no caring responsibilities, no volunteering, no hobbies, using their annual leave to sit and watch somebody paint their walls. He’s an affront.
 
He really can’t be bothered to go the length of himself to do stuff can be?

I’ve been bespokely painting ma own walls in ma hoose that’s rented fae the bank for 20 years noo. (That means it’s no long til it’s not rented fae the bank, and I’ll have hee haw to pay so aye).

Same with the windaes. Open wide, skoosh skoosh, rub rub, lovely jubbly, close window.

Why can he not do basic things? Does he think it’s a flex to pay folk? Two able bodied men with no caring responsibilities, no volunteering, no hobbies, using their annual leave to sit and watch somebody paint their walls. He’s an affront.
The bespoke reasons I believe they don't paint their own walls.
1. Deek didn't practice colouring in at school. He was the kid that ate the crayons. No fine motor skills so aye.
2. Moanio didn't go to school and learn. He sat in the cleaners cupboard.
3. Moanio is now practicing his colouring in and hand/eye coordination as Kerry Katona's means it would all look like a Jackson Pollock if he had a go.
4. Too much effort. He'd rather count his baubles and pissy leaves whilst scrolling socials being envious.
 
He said last year he had a window cleaner weekly, obviously a lie or the window cleaner ladder was stolen or fell backwards from the shite smell coming from the flat.
He could clean them himself but then again Rayn would try escape and Marion would end up falling out the window also.
Good excuse to have a few days off work mind you Marion.
Weekly?!. Our window cleaner comes monthly
 
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Am I mistaken but does the fat lad nay like sweet things?

I know he dosna like chocolate :whistle::rolleyes:;):m



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I like pumpkin spice latte that’s it don’t like the smell of it in candles and will I be running to Greggs to get it in a doughnut? No I won’t because even if I did like it’s not a priority I have better things to be doing.
Marion doesn’t like colour or sweet things but had orange all over the flat, colours in and the big muncher is forever buying cakes and chocolate.
 
Brilliant. Something the begging bastard has to pay for.
On a side note. If he's been there for the years, is he saying he's never had the outside cleaned before?. Scruffy get if he hasn't 🥴
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Beak should have taken advantage of the scaffolding and climbed it tae wash his windaes, factual.

Loving aw the boaby fillums, it's like the adult section at the back of blockbuster 🤣
 
Brilliant. Something the begging bastard has to pay for.
On a side note. If he's been there for the years, is he saying he's never had the outside cleaned before?. Scruffy get if he hasn't 🥴
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Two questions - why doesn’t the management company for the block wash the windows? And why can’t the window cleaner use a pole like most of them do now, he’s trying to convince people he lives in a pent house 😂
 
Two questions - why doesn’t the management company for the block wash the windows? And why can’t the window cleaner use a pole like most of them do now, he’s trying to convince people he lives in a pent house 😂

was gonna say! admittedly I've never rented a flat from the council, only from private landlords and the bank, but all those flats I've lived in it's been sorted. Otherwise imagine having to get the window cleaner to remember that Ms Bloggs wants the third, fourth and fifth window from the left doing but god forbid you do the second from the right, that's Mr Smith and there'll be hell to pay if you wake him up when he's sleeping after his night shift
 
Two questions - why doesn’t the management company for the block wash the windows? And why can’t the window cleaner use a pole like most of them do now, he’s trying to convince people he lives in a pent house 😂
This an issue with councils they are supposed to get washed, EK there is was anger because people had been paying factoring fees and included in that in cleaning of entry ways and windows of flats but there is never been any companies out doing it councils have been paying companies and no work has been done. I have never seen anyone cleaning any flats the actual windows is down to the tenants to sort.
Marion wants people to think he’ll have a window cleaner that’s why he posted that like google window cleaners Glasgow it’s not that hard.
 
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