Chit Chat #3

[BelleAmie]

Here’s the review

Wow, just....wow.

*Add to basket*

 

[Penguin86]

Always interested in food

 

[watermelon sugar]

Now I’m torn between new sex toy or cornflake clusters

or both

at the same time!?

 

[coconochanel]

Nah the worst is when you’re using it and you can feel it’s gonna die. It’s like a rush to get the job done. TMI I’m sorry

I was once reading reviews on Amazon on sex toys and somebody wrote a very detailed review about how amazing this sex toy was so I thought I’m having that. It didn’t disappoint

That's because you arn't using duracell batteries.

 

[Blue pumpkin]

Now I’m torn between new sex toy or cornflake clusters

or both

at the same time!?

While reading hamlet

 

[WilmaHun]

Speaking of combining food with sex a girl I know once stuck starburst up her fairy and her bf sucked em out

 

[BelleAmie]

Now I’m torn between new sex toy or cornflake clusters

or both

at the same time!?

I don’t know why it would ever have to be one or the other - chocolate cornflake clusters + sounds like the best combination of them all

 

[watermelon sugar]

That's because you arn't using duracell batteries.

 

[Penguin86]

Speaking of combining food with sex a girl I know once stuck starburst up her fairy and her bf sucked em out

So many questions. Why starburst out of all the sweets? Did they eat them straight away coz that would take time or did they save them for later

 

[WilmaHun]

So many questions. Why starburst out of all the sweets? Did they eat them straight away coz that would take time or did they save them for later

penguin, when I said a girl I know, I genuinely did mean a girl I know, it wasn’t me so I’m afraid I can’t answer these questions

(if it were me I’d have gone for skittles. Don’t have to individually unwrap them)

 

[watermelon sugar]

Speaking of combining food with sex a girl I know once stuck starburst up her fairy and her bf sucked em out

don’t get me started!

I know a girl who shoved a cornetto (cone end) up her

I know a girl who put a grape up her and her fella
Sucked it out

I know a girl who put a Mars Delight up her and her fella ate it out of her!!!! What a waste of a Mars delight!!!

and I know a girl who put caramel nibbles up her!!

Full disclaimer: non of these were me ahahahaha I just know way too much about people

 

[Penguin86]

penguin, when I said a girl I know, I genuinely did mean a girl I know, it wasn’t me so I’m afraid I can’t answer these questions

(if it were me I’d have gone for skittles. Don’t have to individually unwrap them)

Imagine getting a skittle stuck up your foof

 

[AlanBanan]

don’t get me started!

I know a girl who shoved a cornetto (cone end) up her

I know a girl who put a grape up her and her fella
Sucked it out

I know a girl who put a Mars Delight up her and her fella ate it out of her!!!! What a waste of a Mars delight!!!

and I know a girl who put caramel nibbles up her!!

Full disclaimer: non of these were me ahahahaha I just know way too much about people

I’m sorry but do you and your mates live in Willy Wonkas factory?

On that note a friend of mine cracked a Creme egg open on her fanjo and made her fella lick it off

 

[WilmaHun]

Imagine getting a skittle stuck up your foof

imagine the a&e trip

 

[watermelon sugar]

I’m sorry but do you and your mates live in Willy Wonkas factory?

On that note a friend of mine cracked a Creme egg open on her fanjo and made her fella lick it off

I didn’t admit they were my friends like you did

 

[Penguin86]

Couldn't think of anything worse than sticky foods on me

 

[watermelon sugar]

It’s a waste of perfectly good food if you ask me

 

[WilmaHun]

This thread is the gift that keeps on giving

 

[Penguin86]

imagine the a&e trip

'I thought my foof might like to taste the rainbow'

 

[BelleAmie]

'I thought my foof might like to taste the rainbow'

You know when you eat skittles, the dye sometimes makes your tongue a different colour? Do you think the same would happen with a foof?!