Chit Chat #3

[Hope96]

I think I prefer a battery operated one because I have younger siblings. What would I say to them if they walk in and see a fake willy charging?

 

[watermelon sugar]

‘Hi can I use your iPhone charger to charge my plastic pork sword please’

 

[Blue pumpkin]

It's started with a fanny wax and has gone full circle ending up back in the fanny area again.

 

[Meangirl815]

Talking to all of you

 

[Hope96]

Talking to all of you

Jesus would have wanted us to be sexually satisfied. xoxo

 

[DCICassieStuart]

I think I prefer a battery operated one because I have younger siblings. What would I say to them if they walk in and see a fake willy charging?

This is quite possibly the funniest sentence I have ever read on Tattle

 

[coconochanel]

Ive never seen a battery operated one.

 

[Hope96]

This is quite possibly the funniest sentence I have ever read on Tattle

❤

Ive never seen a battery operated one.

I hope this isn't your way of asking me to upload a photo. You saucy devil.

 

[AlanBanan]

I have one of those wands that need to be plugged into the mains - and nope never again. It nearly took my head off my shoulders. It’s still in the wardrobe

 

[ordinaryjelly]

Ladies! I clicked on here to catch up and saw there were 5 new pages. Never did I imagine we'd go from fannys to pork swords to rabbits. It is only Monday afternoon y'all. My flabber is gasted

 

[watermelon sugar]

I just couldn’t imagine charging my vibrator like I charge my oral B toothbrush

 

[Peaches_xox]

Nah the worst is when you’re using it and you can feel it’s gonna die. It’s like a rush to get the job done. TMI I’m sorry

I was once reading reviews on Amazon on sex toys and somebody wrote a very detailed review about how amazing this sex toy was so I thought I’m having that. It didn’t disappoint

 

[watermelon sugar]

Everyone on chit chat trying to find the sex toy Peaches is on about

 

[Peaches_xox]

Everyone on chit chat trying to find the sex toy Peaches is on about

Here’s the review

Wow, just....wow.

 

[Boredofthegram]

Here’s the review

Wow, just....wow.

hahahahahaha. I know what’s going on my Amazon wish list.

 

[AlanBanan]

Here’s the review

Wow, just....wow.

Omg! I have the exact same toy thanks to that review.

She isn’t wrong though her description of the experience is pretty accurate

 

[watermelon sugar]

Here’s the review

Wow, just....wow.

I don’t know what the best bit was, either

My legs went straight out like those goats who faint when scared.

Or ‘I’m pretty sure I levitated’

 

[Penguin86]

Here’s the review

Wow, just....wow.

 

[Blue pumpkin]

Such a nuanced review

 

[WilmaHun]

Here’s the review

Wow, just....wow.

that’s going straight in my basket

I only came on here to tell you all about my cornflake clusters. They’re amazing. But I feel like none of you would be interested now, so maybe I should tell you about my bullet instead