Charlotte Dawson #45 Nobody sane would ever touch Pob so leave the Blondie alone & shut ya fat gob!

[NoHintOfDrama]

Guarantee we won’t hear from her until she lands in UK unless she gets free WiFi on the flight home …

It was £4.99 for an hour when I flew with BA recently!!

 

[Sooziom]

So, radio silence from our Chazza today. Not surprised really as she will be knackered and in major pain from that sunburn. Also having to cope with the 2 ferals on the aircraft while Pob sits as far away as possible and sleeps/ignores them. I bet those poor kids will be in the same nappies all day

 

[our trace]

Are we nearly home yet
God what a shit show of a chavvy fest holiday.

 

[NoHintOfDrama]

Are we nearly home yet
God what a shit show of a chavvy fest holiday.

five and a half hours to go yet currently in Kuwaiti airspace

 

[Deb788]

Is this the one ?

 

[NoHintOfDrama]

Is this the one ?

That's the one!

 

[Serpent weaves her tongue]

Who dat?

 

[inthelightofday27]

This is definitely a grifted or highly discounted holiday. Just look at her in the spa with a herbal tea and a completely toxic blood alcohol level.

This is taking the piss!


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Wonder whether she insisted Matt gets a massage from a bloke to make sure his hands don’t stray….. she seems the type!

 

[louisababe]

Definitely not slob writing this, someone must also have control of her IG when she’s unable to, the spelling is correct for one ! Wake up slob we know this ain’t you !!

 

[inthelightofday27]

Who dat?

These influencers are OBSESSED with everything, it gives me hives, wish they’d all f*ck off

 

[StrictlyNoFakey]

Definitely not slob writing this, someone must also have control of her IG when she’s unable to, the spelling is correct for one ! Wake up slob we know this ain’t you !!

‘He just is never out of the pool…’ - that’s her alright… doesn’t even sound right

 

[inthelightofday27]

Also check out the wonky lettering compared to the real deal. Even Barry the bunion couldn't have caused that warping!
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Good spot!

 

[Murphygirl]

Is this the one ?

You can also follow it on flight radar, currently just north of Egypt

 

[Serpent weaves her tongue]

Well now the 'draam' holiday is over I think we can all agree , she hasn't influenced any of us into goin chuffing Maldives, quiet the opposite in fact. Matthew put a grid post up of him and the kids and his boyfriend none with her only posts of him with her , are ones she's tagged him in. Now are we taking bets on how long she'll fester in pjs in the house when they eventually get home that is .......

 

[inthelightofday27]

Well now the 'draam' holiday is over I think we can all agree , she hasn't influenced any of us into goin chuffing Maldives, quiet the opposite in fact. Matthew put a grid post up of him and the kids and his boyfriend none with her only posts of him with her , are ones she's tagged him in. Now are we taking bets on how long she'll fester in pjs in the house when they eventually get home that is .......

3 days at least “chazza’s just soo jet lagged, so Nowhere asked for a pyjama day, I told him of course we can have a chuffin pj day, does he not know how much of a slob I am? And for all the trolley wolleys, I’ve worked bloody hard uploading all my shit on Vinted and doing me beltin tan while I was on holiday, mum lyf every day and obviously I never even had a drink because OBVIOUSLY me and Matthew don’t drink”

 

[officially2020]

Now are we taking bets on how long she'll fester in pjs in the house when they eventually get home that is .......

and how long will it take to unpack the cases ..

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

and how long will it take to unpack the cases ..

They'll be sitting festering for days in the hallway like last time.

 

[cazellie]

Bingo on 3 days jet-lag and 7 days of cases festering next to the front door

 

[dazzled103]

Chazza vs Matt

This here is an absolute cracker

 

[Serpent weaves her tongue]

and how long will it take to unpack the cases ..

For someone who claims 'mum life ' she never shows any 'mum life ' , like this holiday for example she didn't show any packing or prep , she never cleans , shows herself struggling in the supermarket with the kids, does a shopping haul ( all she does is jiggle tittie bangers , shake the baby , sit in pjs all day