Celebrity predictions 2024

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- Esther Rantzen will go to Zurich followed by a camera crew who film it all for a documentary paving for the way for assisted death to become legal
- Another royal funeral Harry comes to but Meghan avoids
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It can still happen naturally at this age and older. Look at Tana Ramsey and Victoria Crown Mitchell. I'm 50 and still having regular periods.
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Liam Payne second album with a feature from Louis, possibly Niall too
Joe Alwyn gets a new girlfriend (hopefully me if you’re reading this Joe), prompting Taylor Swift to get engaged/married, but Taylor and Travis won’t see the year out together.
Tories lose the general election but not by a landslide
Timothee and Kylie to split and get back together several times before Kris finds a richer and more famous boyfriend for Kylie.
Katy Perry & Orlando Bloom split
Harry Styles 4th album
One of Ant & Dec’s shows gets cancelled
Some tiktok beg gets sectioned (again)
Matty Healy and his revolting mother retire from public life and are never seen or heard from again (ok this is a manifestation, not a prediction 🤣)
Quoting myself like an absolute knob, but I forgot to add that, to the surprise of absolutely nobody, Ariana and SpongeBob will break up.
 
2024:

Brianna Ghey's murderers get a minimum tariff of fifteen years.
Channel 4 and Channel 5 make documentaries about the case.

Jeremy Clarkson says something stupid.

Twitter/X will start charging people to use it.

Prince William will swear angrily in public.

Madonna will insist she is the reincarnation of Mary Magadelene

Ron Jeremy will die and be played by Jack Black in a biopic

Ozzy Osbourne will bite the head off a bat for a promotinal stunt and unleash Covid-20

Gloria Hunniford will pose nude for Playboy

Cliff Richard starts an OnlyFans where he reads bible passages naked on a crucifix

Marvel and DC will agree to release a film featuring their characters fighting against a common enemy (played by Sasha Baron Cohen).
 
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