Celebrity predictions 2024

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Phil Anne Throw Pee said:
Kerry Katona will secure a multi million pound advertising deal with Greggs and split with the latest knuckle dragger.

Spencer Matthews and Vogue Williams will divorce after he is caught snorting coke off a hooker's tits at a members only club.

Katie Price will have to have a limb amputated after liposuction goes horribly wrong.

Gaz Beadle will cop off with Poppy Delevigne.

Pearl Lowe will die of a heroin overdose.

Dominic West will leave his wife for Millie Bobby Brown.

Mark Wright will have his chin reduced in major surgery and Michelle Keegan will come out as lesbian.

Paloma Faith will announce her non binary child identifies as a poodle.

William Roache will die.

Bjork will be unrecognisable after a facelift.

Shane from Westlife will have to have a stool surgically removed from his buttocks after sitting on one for so long.

Kylie will pull a Hemsworth brother.

Simon Cowell will announce he is terminally ill and die a few days later.

Sinitta will turn 30.
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An incredible piece of writing, really cheered me up after a long week, thank you 👏

Particularly enjoyed the Spencer and Vogue one, such a smug, “we’re sexed up” couple!

Poster above who predicted mini One Direction reunion - Liam, Louis and Niall, 100%! I wouldn’t rule out Zayn or Harry either, although unlikely.
 
Philip Schofield goes on Celebrity Big Brother
Kate Beckinsale gets engaged to a young man in his 20s
Meghan kills Harry and goes on the run with Doria
Junior Andre gets a girl pregnant
Paddy McGuinness starts dating some model
Spencer Matthews gets caught with his pants down
Aaron Johnson splits with his wife
Hugh Jackman comes out as gay
Holly Willoughy continues her ruthless quest for world domination
Vladmir Putin is assassinated
Someone dies after a botched cosmetic surgery
Danny Dyer returns to EastEnders after his latest show flops
Dan Osborne gets arrested for violence/GBH
 
Wynonna said:
Philip Schofield goes on Celebrity Big Brother
Kate Beckinsale gets engaged to a young man in his 20s
Meghan kills Harry and goes on the run with Doria
Junior Andre gets a girl pregnant
Paddy McGuinness starts dating some model
Spencer Matthews gets caught with his pants down
Aaron Johnson splits with his wife
Hugh Jackman comes out as gay
Holly Willoughy continues her ruthless quest for world domination
Vladmir Putin is assassinated
Someone dies after a botched cosmetic surgery
Danny Dyer returns to EastEnders after his latest show flops
Dan Osborne gets arrested for violence/GBH
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The botched cosmetic surgery death, I'm going for Jessica Alvez.
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Daniella Westbrook back on drugs and dies of an overdose.
 
Quattro formaggi said:
Probably not naturally concived at 45 though.
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It's certainly not unheard of. If she was 55 then I'd be more inclined to agree, but even that isn't completely unprecedented.

As for predictions:

Deaths (I've already said these, plus more on the death pool thread...):
Shannon Doherty
Jerry Lawler
Kris Kristofferson
Gazza

Marriages:
Taylor Swift / Travis Kelce (briefly)

Scandals:
A celebrity child, who is far too young, will get pregnant (I do have a specific one in mind).
Timothee Chalomet or someone equivalent will come out as gay and then retract it the following day, causing massive reee on social media.
They'll be another Huw Edwards type scandal in TV
Ditto in politics. Bonus points if it's a new cabinet minister just after the inevitable election (a-la David Laws).
 
Trump will be US president again, overturning the recent ruling.

Mike Tindall in some sort of monetary scandal.

Meghan and Harry split. Their charidee Archewell and Invictus will have money laundering scandals. He comes home with his tail between his legs, Meghan goes full batshit crazy levelling drugs and abuse allegations against Harold. Harold OD's.

MeToo allegations finally catch up with Simon Cowell and David Walliams.

Taylor Swift gets engaged and then breaks it off. I also think she's a lesbian and will.come out, but not this year.

Brooklyn Beckham splits with his wife.

Gordon Ramsey allegations of an affair. I think that's ŵhy Tana keeps having babies, because he's only pleasant when there's young kids about.

Sky finally sack Kay Burley after she's punched in the face for being a cowbag live on air.

Princess Beatrice Boggy Eyes has another baby.


Prince Andrew involved in another money scandal. Tbh the press could have finished him off years before Epstein if they'd looked into his finances.
 
Tangerine Cat said:
Trump will be US president again, overturning the recent ruling.

Mike Tindall in some sort of monetary scandal.

Meghan and Harry split. Their charidee Archewell and Invictus will have money laundering scandals. He comes home with his tail between his legs, Meghan goes full batshit crazy levelling drugs and abuse allegations against Harold. Harold OD's.

MeToo allegations finally catch up with Simon Cowell and David Walliams.

Taylor Swift gets engaged and then breaks it off. I also think she's a lesbian and will.come out, but not this year.

Brooklyn Beckham splits with his wife.

Gordon Ramsey allegations of an affair. I think that's ŵhy Tana keeps having babies, because he's only pleasant when there's young kids about.

Sky finally sack Kay Burley after she's punched in the face for being a cowbag live on air.

Princess Beatrice Boggy Eyes has another baby.


Prince Andrew involved in another money scandal. Tbh the press could have finished him off years before Epstein if they'd looked into his finances.
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I wholeheartedly support every single prediction here!
 
Tangerine Cat said:
Trump will be US president again, overturning the recent ruling.

Mike Tindall in some sort of monetary scandal.

Meghan and Harry split. Their charidee Archewell and Invictus will have money laundering scandals. He comes home with his tail between his legs, Meghan goes full batshit crazy levelling drugs and abuse allegations against Harold. Harold OD's.

MeToo allegations finally catch up with Simon Cowell and David Walliams.

Taylor Swift gets engaged and then breaks it off. I also think she's a lesbian and will.come out, but not this year.

Brooklyn Beckham splits with his wife.

Gordon Ramsey allegations of an affair. I think that's ŵhy Tana keeps having babies, because he's only pleasant when there's young kids about.

Sky finally sack Kay Burley after she's punched in the face for being a cowbag live on air.

Princess Beatrice Boggy Eyes has another baby.


Prince Andrew involved in another money scandal. Tbh the press could have finished him off years before Epstein if they'd looked into his finances.
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Ah now! From all accounts Beatrice is lovely.. Just because she wasn’t blessed in the looks department ( I’m not being scarcastic).. No need for that.. BTW I am also a boggy eyed person.. too you know.. I have one.. poor girl has two

I hope that bleep kay burly goes!! As Mike Tindall more likely to caught with his pants down.. or off
 
Olly Murs will be accused of exchanging inappropriate messages with younger fans

Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain will be caught with his pants down

Jesy Nelson will release a tell all book to gain back some sympathy and claim that the other girls bullied her out of the band

Bennifer will be no more

David Walliams will be exposed as a sex pest

Michael Schumacher will pass away

The press will get hold of images of a Jeremy Kyle/Matthew Wright type celeb in a brothel

Kim K will have a whirlwind wedding
 
Liam Payne second album with a feature from Louis, possibly Niall too
Joe Alwyn gets a new girlfriend (hopefully me if you’re reading this Joe), prompting Taylor Swift to get engaged/married, but Taylor and Travis won’t see the year out together.
Tories lose the general election but not by a landslide
Timothee and Kylie to split and get back together several times before Kris finds a richer and more famous boyfriend for Kylie.
Katy Perry & Orlando Bloom split
Harry Styles 4th album
One of Ant & Dec’s shows gets cancelled
Some tiktok beg gets sectioned (again)
Matty Healy and his revolting mother retire from public life and are never seen or heard from again (ok this is a manifestation, not a prediction 🤣)
 
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