Carrie Hope Fletcher #97 As Long As No Olivers Need Me

[RudeDog]

For those of us without TikTok (I had it for a while, but I was honestly worried about what I was consuming and the volume of it) - what is she saying in her tiktok that we're calling bullshit on?

I assumed it was this tiktok



About having a chat with the guy (obvs, Carrie doesn't chat to women) who was playing Javier in Les Mis just before he was about to go on stage. But the chat Carrie was serving was sooooo great that he almost missed his cue, ran on stage and couldn't remember his lines LoLz

Caz looks like she's stepped out for a fag by the bins for this Tiktok.

 

[MickeyMouseClubhouse]

Beginners Call as a business model makes no sense. They’re exhausting their audience and market so fast and so quickly - there’s no room for growth or scale. Where does it go from there?! Theatre is a small world too. Also, “it’s open to everybody” - where is the safeguarding in place? Have the “teachers” been trained to be around children? Do they have a risk assessment?

Probably not

I thought exactly the same. My little one is infant age and OBSESSED with Dancing, Gymnastics, and MT. The amount of safeguarding training and admin that genuine schools and classes have to go undertake is much more per week than actually teaching the kids!

I'd never send a kid to Beggars Call, it looks so unorganised, with no accreditations for the pariticipants.

The Profiles of the people giving the 'Masterclasses' doesn't give any detail other than their theatre credits, no idea if they know what they are doing to teach. I wanna see what ISTD teaching qualifications they have for dance, if they are an ABRSM music teacher, are they able to teach LAMDA exams etc.

These Masterclasses mean nothing to the kids they are exploiting, and nothing to anyone casting roles in a production. At best confidence building, at worst an unregulated babysitting service for pushy parents.

 

[Sping]

I assumed it was this tiktok



About having a chat with the guy (obvs, Carrie doesn't chat to women) who was playing Javier in Les Mis just before he was about to go on stage. But the chat Carrie was serving was sooooo great that he almost missed his cue, ran on stage and couldn't remember his lines LoLz

Caz looks like she's stepped out for a fag by the bins for this Tiktok.

wow yeah so funny Carrie, distracting an actor so they duck up their lines. Hilarious

 

[Hurrem]

I assumed it was this tiktok



About having a chat with the guy (obvs, Carrie doesn't chat to women) who was playing Javier in Les Mis just before he was about to go on stage. But the chat Carrie was serving was sooooo great that he almost missed his cue, ran on stage and couldn't remember his lines LoLz

Caz looks like she's stepped out for a fag by the bins for this Tiktok.

Yeah except the guy was sleeping with his eyes open because that’s how boring she is and that’s why he missed his cue. That I can believe..

 

[kev1974]

I assumed it was this tiktok



About having a chat with the guy (obvs, Carrie doesn't chat to women) who was playing Javier in Les Mis just before he was about to go on stage. But the chat Carrie was serving was sooooo great that he almost missed his cue, ran on stage and couldn't remember his lines LoLz

Caz looks like she's stepped out for a fag by the bins for this Tiktok.

did she miss the memo that tiktok is meant to be short clips of people doing amazing things like dancing, or magic tricks, or just showing off clothes while miming to something, whatever ... stuff with planning, thought, preparation, skill and talent anyway ... not just some old bag lady rambling on. Who wants to watch that, aside from her obsessive superfans who will gush over everything on every platform?

 

[ASAnigel]

carrie you can have a glass of wine ffs just make sure you time it for a couple of hours before mabel’s feed, or pump & dump if you have to. stop being a martyr

Came here to say exactly the same thing, you can have a small glass of wine for Christ sake - or like you say since she’s so obsessed with pumping just dump it.

going on a tangent here but find that equally as annoying as pregnant influencers saying “but it’s decaf obviously it’s decaf because you can’t have caffeine if you’re pregnant” - you can have a limited amount per day if you choose not to then fine but I hate the preaching about it or like Carrie acting like a martyr.

Also, unrelated but can someone give her lessons on how to use TikTok - I don’t use it but even I know she’s not doing it right.

 

[kev1974]

Screenshot of the hair-dyeing TikTok she ‘exclusively’ shared on Instagram—all those spelling mistakes are still there, two days later, she really doesn’t gaf
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IMAGINE if just once she went to someone other than Ashley from the Watford?

Shake it up a bit, what is she afraid of?

 

[Hurrem]

IMAGINE if just once she went to someone other than Ashley from the Watford?

Also considering how tit her haircuts have been and to the terribly crispy orange hair, I really think she should change hairstylist. Her hair is not good publicity for them.

 

[Polkadot123]

And the disney trip is booked. Although didn't someone already spot a countdown in a pic the other week?

 

[meelottie]

How pointless to take a baby, can't pretend it's for anyone but themselves.

 

[historyobliterates]

How pointless to take a baby, can't pretend it's for anyone but themselves.

That's what I was thinking, were hoping to take my nephews to Disney Orlando (it'll be the first time for all of us) but my nephews are going to be 4 and 6 because my sister wants at least the oldest to be able to make some memories while we're there.

 

[n9037]

I really hope Mongoose grows up to hate Disney. Like, really really hate everything about Disney.

 

[PontiacBandit]

Are they going with the whole Fletcher clan or just her parents?

Presumably not by themselves. They need others around for babysitting, so that they don't have to go on the rides alone and the main one, so they don't have to spend the whole time in each other's company

Do we reckon they get a discount through Tom and Gi's Disney/Virgin Atlantic ambassador connections? In their slight defence I'd snap up a cut price holiday to Disney even though I'm not a massive Disney stan. I was lucky to go to WDW once in the 90s when my uncle acquired a modest holiday let outside of Orlando. We had a 10 or 14 day flexi pass (acquired cut price from a kiosk on the highway ) so dipped in and out to the parks and often visited a Disney waterpark later in the day when cooler/quieter, on days when we didn't visit a main park. I remember it being expensive back then but it's astronomical now.

I'm sure it'll be a different experience with the baby but if Debbie and Bob are going (and to a lesser extent Tom, Gi and the kids) you have a built in support system to help mind the baby. The temperature isn't as bad by October although still rather hot and humid for a baby who rarely leaves the inside of Fletcher-Montague Towers. There are sunshades and fans for prams and pockets of air con here and there, but still

I don't envy them the long haul flight. I think they'd struggle just the three of them as they're incompetent and allergic to hard work. I actually think they'd put Maybelline's needs first over their own fun but that would make for a very boring holiday of regimented naptimes (mainly in the hotel room), 'pumping' (sorry!), feeding and solo riding/queuing. Carrie isn't very dynamic at the best of times so I doubt they'd figure out a way to creatively enjoy the parks with a baby. It would just be a series of photo ops and back to the hotel room for the next installment of Maeby's inflexible schedule.

 

[Ripley Rose Kat]

IMAGINE if just once she went to someone other than Ashley from the Watford?

Shake it up a bit, what is she afraid of?

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How many bloody times does she need to mention she's "been going to the same hairdresser since she was 14"

Queen of repeating the same stories over and over. She's so bloody dull and boringggg.

It's not something to brag about especially when it looks awful too.

 

[wordzalad]

Someone in the comments is saying thinking about Karen running never fails to make them cry.

Please go outside if a nepo sibling turned irrelevant performer turned FULL TIME MUMMA running makes you cry.

 

[Tookster]

I assumed it was this tiktok



About having a chat with the guy (obvs, Carrie doesn't chat to women) who was playing Javier in Les Mis just before he was about to go on stage. But the chat Carrie was serving was sooooo great that he almost missed his cue, ran on stage and couldn't remember his lines LoLz

Caz looks like she's stepped out for a fag by the bins for this Tiktok.

The garish orange clown roots are nothing but hilarious

 

[leabytottle]

Passive aggressive heart appears again

 

[Hurrem]

Someone in the comments is saying thinking about Karen running never fails to make them cry.

Does this count as crying > ?? If so, I can empathise.

 

[MickeyMouseClubhouse]

How pointless to take a baby, can't pretend it's for anyone but themselves.

That's what I was thinking, were hoping to take my nephews to Disney Orlando (it'll be the first time for all of us) but my nephews are going to be 4 and 6 because my sister wants at least the oldest to be able to make some memories while we're there.

Disney Stan here, we took our kiddo at 7 months, 18 Months, 4 Years and 5 Years. They only remember from the 4 year old trip onwards. The first two trips were totally for us!
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Are they going with the whole Fletcher clan or just her parents?


I don't envy them the long haul flight. I think they'd struggle just the three of them as they're incompetent and allergic to hard work. I actually think they'd put Maybelline's needs first over their own fun but that would make for a very boring holiday of regimented naptimes (mainly in the hotel room), 'pumping' (sorry!), feeding and solo riding/queuing. Carrie isn't very dynamic at the best of times so I doubt they'd figure out a way to creatively enjoy the parks with a baby. It would just be a series of photo ops and back to the hotel room for the next installment of Maeby's inflexible schedule.

We went with friends or family on the first two trips, it does help. Flight was a nightmare at 18 months, 7 month old they just slept. October is still too hot for that young age.

We've loved every trip at every age, but we are very clued up on how everything works, and how to make it work with a baby.

 

[lottiekarotti]

I've never been to Disney, nor do I want to go, but isn't it difficult to go with such a young child? I don't get the 'she won't remember it!' comments, because who gives a duck? She'll likely get dragged there every year until she's at least 16, so it doesn't matter. I just wonder if it's going to be a fun holiday, for anyone involved? Do we reckon it's a joined trip with Tom & co?