Carrie Hope Fletcher #80 From Les Mis to Lame As 😂

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dull-board1243 said:
The list of things that’s recommended for people who are pregnant to go on at Universal is paper thin. No Mummy, the Hogwarts ride, Jurassic World, etc. It’s such a waste of money for them to go there.

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This is what I don’t get - according to Carrie they were desperately trying ( 🤮) and she was taking pregnancy tests right away , but at the same time booking this trip where surely she would know that if she got pregnant she wouldn’t be able to do 90% of what is on offer and what you go there to do?? Such a waste! But I still don’t understand her rush to get pregnant and it still shocks me that she is.
 
Didn’t she also say that both her and Joel had already „done Paris“ so didn’t feel the need to go into the city? They only did because they were strandedinParisthecaptialofFrance?? She thinks, as always that this is a flex, but it just makes her sound dumb, because she’s done Disney so many times, so her claim is that there’s more to explore about a Disney park than there is in a city like Paris. Just say you’re not interested and go.
 
Just a thought: I haven't been to Disney personally but I've heard they are very keen on making customers happy and go above and beyond to ensure people have a great time there. I assume that includes no talking back, no argueing with guests? Maybe that's why Carrie loves it so much. Unlike the real world, absolutely no "negavity", no danger of anyone disgreeing with her.
 
Has anyone noticed her tendency to quickly laugh (seemingly in disbelief) whenever she mentions Joel in one of her updates? "Joel, my husband. Haha," or during her first video in 2022 after speaking about having met someone special and saying she'll have to see how things go, "haha." She never lingers on it, cuts that thought off, and tries to turn her initially shocked laughter into some light-hearted expression of joy or affection. But no one does that; it's some form of self-deceit. Whether she's aware of it or not 🤷🏼‍♀️ Imagine being unable to say your partner's name without stupidly giggling around? (well, unless you are some smitten teenager perhaps) Also her mentioning Joel's "dad energy" without seeing any sexual allure in that statement - which would have been a natural moment of comic relief (unlike his name in itself). It’s shocking how oblivious she is regarding her body language and expressions.. given her “occupation” 😅. She’s truly the single worst actress .
 
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JarvisCockerSpaniel said:
Oh my god that rhyme. It’s so awful. ‘Of donuts’ that’s really would me up 😂

‘of donuts they are filled with jam
Now my life is a joke and a sham’

‘of donuts they are big and round
Joel is my husband, hastily found’
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So naff!

Of donuts gifted they make me jolly
But Christ, I wish I was still with Ollie!

Of donuts many are gifted to me
For I am Carrie, Joel's soon-to-be-mummy

Of donuts a plenty our crazy fans fetch-us
Joel's got a boner for Tom McFly Fletcher

Of donuts, too many they make me sick!
Much like my husband who gives me the ick

I could do this all day 😄
 
Mrssbateman said:
I'm watching her new video and i can't cope with the amount of people in her circle who, according to her, "immediately burst into tears" about anything. Jfc. I'm all for expressing your emotions in a healthy way but they probably should get that checked out 🤣🤣
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I call that bullshit tbh, it never happened. I believe that Carrie burst into tears when she saw her positive test because she knew that was her ticket out of having sex with Joel (at least until they try for number two). Maybe her parents also cried after realizing a baby means there's no going back on this marriage now? But no one else did.
 
Matildacatherine said:
Carrie is shilling skin+me but I got a jumpscare in my brothers bathroom, guess what skincare Joel will be promoting next? PAY THE DIVIDENDS
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DIVIDENDS!!!!!!!!! SKINCARE FOR MEN!!!!!!!!
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Sorry it’s tit but I had to get it out of my head
 
Hurrem said:
I call that bullshit tbh, it never happened. I believe that Carrie burst into tears when she saw her positive test because she knew that was her ticket out of having sex with Joel (at least until they try for number two). Maybe her parents also cried after realizing a baby means there's no going back on this marriage now? But no one else did.
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I personally just think it is her luvvie way of speaking, completely exaggerated to make it sound more interesting and emotional. However, to me, imagining the scene as she tells it just sounds deranged💀
 
Michi said:
Just a thought: I haven't been to Disney personally but I've heard they are very keen on making customers happy and go above and beyond to ensure people have a great time there. I assume that includes no talking back, no argueing with guests? Maybe that's why Carrie loves it so much. Unlike the real world, absolutely no "negavity", no danger of anyone disgreeing with her.
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This sounds about right. Our exhausted lady can finally lay down her weapons after a long life of battling da evil meanie haters left right and center. She only has to shout at employees once to get her way, no back and forth
 
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