Carrie Hope Fletcher #76 Never Heard Of Him

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She'd be like how she is with roles: 'manager position or I'm not interested'. I think the only places she'd swallow her pride and work at would be a quaint bookshop with a tea room. She'd probably rather go offline than admit she had to take a shift at the local Primark or Maccies
And she’d be a HORRIBLE manager. She’d get off on patronising and talking down to people, being fake nice and only liking the brown nosers.
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To be honest, I think Joel knows that this isn’t a love marriage. They both benefit from it; he plays #soproud #BestHusbandever on social media, so Carrie can live in her delusional state of thinking she’s over Oliver. Joel on the other hand is suddenly associated with the #FletcherFam, gets (barely) mentioned in Hello Mag and lives in Carrie’s house, just like her other housemates. They get to go on holiday together so neither has to travel alone. It’s not a bad deal; I just don’t know how she can stomach looking at him or how he can stand her snottiness and general patronizing ways. But he’s not much better, so I think they probably get along well enough.
Yep. She gets to say she’s married and looks like (to her fans) she’s over Oli, and he gets clout
 
Carrie doesn’t have an ounce of genuine human warmth.
I can absolutely picture this December, during panto- a “lower” cast member or FOH staff try to join in on Carrie and Scott chatting. When they leave, Carrie leans over to Scott “babe, what was that?!”. She acts like this quirky, booky, “sunny” person, but if you aren’t on her level she brings out the smarm and bitchiness. Genuinely kind people tend to keep friends for more than a year at a time. Genuinely kind people aren’t such witches to their own fans. She is bitter, insecure witch with no personality except for now buying hideous clothes and loving cheap plastic Disney crap.
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I also find the now TWO wedding magazine spreads so tacky. I really, really doubt Oli would have gone for a Hello! Mag wedding.

Alex was, and likely still is, an awful awful wankstain of a person. But it’s funny that one of his anecdotes about Carrie in his (again, awful) book was specifically about her wanting her wedding to be covered in a magazine. And now she’s done it twice! Good job Carrie!
 
And she’d be a HORRIBLE manager. She’d get off on patronising and talking down to people, being fake nice and only liking the brown nosers.
Being an effective manager requires work, so...nope, not for Carrie. I'd be on the phone with HR constantly with a manager like that. I just got promoted to supervisor this year, and it's sooo much more work, so I know a managerial position would not be for her.
 
Being an effective manager requires work, so...nope, not for Carrie
She's just a horrible person so I'm sure she'd be awful in any job that requires having any contact with people.

She's lucky to be on a stage where she can hide how awful she is and that her fans are stupid enough to ignore her true colours showing in many of her social media posts and comments. But I hope that will end some day.
 
She's only ever been around 'non-plebs'. She worked with big WE names as a kid, she went to private school, Tom got famous, her first adult job was having meetings with the important people at Universal/Spielberg, then surrounded herself with other narcissistic actors from Les Mis onwards.
Carrie doesn’t have an ounce of genuine human warmth.
I can absolutely picture this December, during panto- a “lower” cast member or FOH staff try to join in on Carrie and Scott chatting. When they leave, Carrie leans over to Scott “babe, what was that?!”. She acts like this quirky, booky, “sunny” person, but if you aren’t on her level she brings out the smarm and bitchiness. Genuinely kind people tend to keep friends for more than a year at a time. Genuinely kind people aren’t such witches to their own fans. She is bitter, insecure witch with no personality except for now buying hideous clothes and loving cheap plastic Disney crap.
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I also find the now TWO wedding magazine spreads so tacky. I really, really doubt Oli would have gone for a Hello! Mag wedding.
Of course she doesn't have human warmth. She admitted to bullying an innocent and vulnerable girl because she smelt bad. I think she said that she knew the girl didn't have a great family background, but she still chose to bully her behind her back until she accidentally got caught by said girl. She still didn't seem very remorseful.

If Carrie convinced Oli into a Hello! wedding, you bet it would be classy and beautiful af
 
Vis-a-vis the patchwork dress, she’s been inspired by Leena Norms, who is a genuinely warm and creative person who carries off the quirky HBC fashion vibe that Carrie so desperately tries to emulate. The patchwork dress could be kind of cute in a cottagecore, visible mending way if it fit properly and wasn’t made of that godawful fabric.
Yes, she is a beginner and good for her for trying something new, but just once I would love it if she would use her free daytimes and fat bank account to put some effort into actually LEARNING a skill instead of devaluing it by taking an uneducated whack at it and deciding that she is an expert all of a sudden.
 
Vis-a-vis the patchwork dress, she’s been inspired by Leena Norms, who is a genuinely warm and creative person who carries off the quirky HBC fashion vibe that Carrie so desperately tries to emulate. The patchwork dress could be kind of cute in a cottagecore, visible mending way if it fit properly and wasn’t made of that godawful fabric.
Yes, she is a beginner and good for her for trying something new, but just once I would love it if she would use her free daytimes and fat bank account to put some effort into actually LEARNING a skill instead of devaluing it by taking an uneducated whack at it and deciding that she is an expert all of a sudden.
It would have been cool if she had like a progression of fit etc. Showing that there were multiple attempts before showing off the finished product. I love seeing the process of crafty stuff. Even if she insisted on using the fabric, she needs to spend time lining it up, that odd bit on the butt is really random and offputting
 
With the massive hair and the wipe open mouth I thought this Disney character actor was Carrie for a hot sec. This lady’s dress is much better than Carrie’s wedding dress though.

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Or it's Joel using a fake account trying to spread the news first 😄
🤣 Joel wouldn't be able to pull off that level of sophistication. He would name the account Joelle Montys-Groot or some such.
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🤣 Joel wouldn't be able to pull off that level of sophistication. He would name the account Joelle Montys-Groot or some such.
And it would get hacked as he paid Elon Musk to set it up for him 🙄
 
“Why can’t I have a tidy dressing room? Why am I incapable of it?

Because you’re bloody lazy, Carrie. You expect everything to be handed to you on a platter. You’re not the lead, you’ve enough time during the show IN your dressing room that you could pick up the towel, tidy your make up.

But no, better spend that time snark posting and making being clarty part of your personality.
 
Ugh, the filming of herself being ‘why am I like this?’ She’s exhaustingly annoying. In the time she took to make those stories she could’ve tidied away the very small amount of items lying around instead of trying to make it another personality trait 🙄 Whenever she does something so painfully mundane that she thinks is quirky and makes her not like other girls I just think of this …
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Ugh, the filming of herself being ‘why am I like this?’ She’s exhaustingly annoying. In the time she took to make those stories she could’ve tidied away the very small amount of items lying around instead of trying to make it another personality trait 🙄 Whenever she does something so painfully mundane that she thinks is quirky and makes her not like other girls I just think of this … View attachment 2413154 q
Don’t do Ja’mie like that! At least she has the talent to back up her behavior.
 
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