Caroline Hirons #37 The Devil Wears Camo

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I've just had another look at a few SR people on LinkedIn, notably: https://www.linkedin.com/in/hollyvictoriabrooke/
Her Commercial Director has no actual sales experience, and joined SR from Gleam, after working at another "talent" agency. No wonder the company is doing so badly, their COMMERCIAL DIRECTOR was responsible for managing influencers. She's actually insane.

This tag line is also hilarious:
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What, with your super strength "gentle" cleanser?
 
I too am interested to know what the original comment was (that got deleted!)

Not the first time I’ve seen this kind of post with regards to the cost of the moisturiser. Of course the freaks are all saying there’s no such thing as a dupe 😴 but also comments agreeing with the OP and putting their recs in.
 

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She’s mentioned twice on her stories that she’s swanning off to New York soon. For the woman who “never goes away” she really gets around !.

The kids in the office will be delighted Ma Hirons won’t be around to shout at them.
She'll no doubt moan about Trump, the patriarchy, the assumption she doesn't want fat coke, Americans can't make tea blah blah. Just her usual lack of gratitude for every expensive trip she goes on.
Then we'll get a very dull Sephora 'haul'.
 
She’s mentioned twice on her stories that she’s swanning off to New York soon. For the woman who “never goes away” she really gets around !.

The kids in the office will be delighted Ma Hirons won’t be around to shout at them.
shes 💯 the type to have cameras in the office watching them and balling out orders

And this is what Nelly does push her expensive products
 

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A 63 year old posted on the Freaks group today, she’s new to the group and wanted advice.
She looked great anyway.
What I don’t understand is how anyone could see how Hirons behaves these days and think “yeah, I must join her group, she’s great!” 🤔
The group seems to be mostly people posting photos under the guise of wanting advice but just fishing for compliments
 
Anybody notice her cult beauty faves have only 2 skincare brands? I think it is because she has a product launching nov 5th and this sale is until Nov 22. Very conniving… also she’s going into liberty on Tuesday to help promote the product. I guess Greg hasn’t drummed up enough attention yet. Her brand sucks and has totally missed the point. A gel cleanser that isn’t a gel, a gentle acid that’s not gentle… how is that making skincare make sense? The “bookends” are supposed to be cheap hirons!!
 
Anybody notice her cult beauty faves have only 2 skincare brands? I think it is because she has a product launching nov 5th and this sale is until Nov 22. Very conniving… also she’s going into liberty on Tuesday to help promote the product. I guess Greg hasn’t drummed up enough attention yet. Her brand sucks and has totally missed the point. A gel cleanser that isn’t a gel, a gentle acid that’s not gentle… how is that making skincare make sense? The “bookends” are supposed to be cheap hirons!!
To be fair to her (on this occasion 🤣) she did say on the live she was focussing on things other than skincare because she has her own brand. And the discount code is good for anybody making a purchase, although all the Black Friday deals will be coming soon.
 
Oh I missed that part…don’t do discounts for skincare enthusiasts and give them 25% off hair products. If they loved hair so much I doubt they would look for hirons recommendations
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But here she is again getting ready to sell more of skin rocks so she will be entertaining the customers on lives for a few days, then will get sick for a month.
 
To be fair to her (on this occasion 🤣) she did say on the live she was focussing on things other than skincare because she has her own brand. And the discount code is good for anybody making a purchase, although all the Black Friday deals will be coming soon.
But that’s the point isn’t it that folk follow her for skin care advice not what bubble bath/shower gel, hair care products to use. Most didn’t start following her as a brand.

yes influencers get freebie’s because hospitality has an element of tax offset. And yes as much as she thinks she’s a brand she’s really an influencer. And of course any freebie is to be taken up by Hirons regardless whether they are band, genre you follow as it’s free. She’d gone to Taylor Swift if she’d been given it for free and couldn’t admit that she’d pay for one otherwise because of the rubbish she’d said about her.
 
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