Caroline Hirons #37 The Devil Wears Camo

[SqualorVictoria]

Maybe they agreed to sell her window space to try to drum up custom

This seems like the most likely explanation. They’re definitely not doing that out of the goodness of their hearts. It’s also in their interests not to have a quiet counter

 

[OnlyPassingThrough]

Someone in the comments said 'the three ladies who served me...'. The counter must have been busy then!

 

[FrankieBelle]

That window will be cleared away for Christmas soon anyway. It’s a last ditch filler before the festive windows arrive.

 

[Foxvint]

I don’t know who the other woman is but why is she wearing her Grandad’s suit? State of it
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She's serving Hulk Hogan or Dog the Bounty Hunter.

 

[avalon19]

She will never miss an opportunity to pimp out her kids will she? She’s still trying to make ‘hot tattooed man’ happen, even getting him in on a skin rocks reel and then reposting said phrase on her stories

 

[Jelly Bean]

Why is she so creepy?
This is her son

 

[LittleBirdie]

HE IS NOT HOT! He’s a walking ick!

Here’s an unseen pic of not-so-hot tattooed guy and Cazza:

 

[FrankieBelle]

Why’s he wearing a vest in London in October? I swear other than his smelly brother’s wedding, I’ve never seen him fully dressed.

Imo , those tats are revolting.

 

[Bezzzz]

Why is she so creepy?
This is her son

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Morto for the poor guy. Not everyone suits full coverage tattoo, it doesn’t give personality, it’s not alternative … it’s giving regret.

 

[avalon19]

It is so creepy for a mom to do that to 700k strangers, and it’s not the first time. He didn’t even repost it so clearly isn’t milking the attention she’s trying to get him or maybe he’s just mortified. I’ve followed him since lockdown days out of pure curiosity but he’s not active on social media apart from when Matt Healys mother is talking about him or his GF posts him it seems

 

[Jelly Bean]

Why does she get off on complete strangers supposedly losing their minds over her children?
Hot tattooed man
Ava Hirons

It's very very strange.

 

[MiffyBay]

Why is she so creepy?
This is her son

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He looks like most orange cats I know. Not a thought behind those eyes and waiting on his turn with the brain cell.

 

[Also_smoke_and_mirrors]

He looks like someone photoshopped his head on someone else's body. It doesn't match. When your head has to come up with lines of code, and your body wants lines of coke.

 

[bottlewrapper]

Does he have a job? The tattooed neck and hands and overly pumped body say no.

 

[avalon19]

Does he have a job? The tattooed neck and hands and overly pumped body say no.

Do any of them?!

 

[Jelly Bean]

He looks like someone photoshopped his head on someone else's body. It doesn't match. When your head has to come up with lines of code, and your body wants lines of coke.

Yes his face and hair are very sensible.
And his wee quite girly vest doesn't help. Something about the straps. It's giving bralette vibes.

 

[LyraBalaqua]

I have adult sons and the last thing I would ever think or express is how ‘hot’ they are to an audience of randoms, yuk. It doesn’t ever cross my mind to think that anyway.

Imagine if a bloke talked about his ‘hot’ daughter , like Trump did about Ivana, Hirons would be gobbing off left right and centre.

 

[Jelly Bean]

I have adult sons and the last thing I would ever think or express is how ‘hot’ they are to an audience of randoms, yuk. It doesn’t ever cross my mind to think that anyway.

Imagine if a bloke talked about his ‘hot’ daughter , like Trump did about Ivana, Hirons would be gobbing off left right and centre.

Yes good point. Hirons can make out its ironic all day long - but it is still really creepy and wierd.

 

[PsychoticPrincess]

Yes his face and hair are very sensible.
And his wee quite girly vest doesn't help. Something about the straps. It's giving bralette vibes.

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Looks like he borrowed it from Ava. The one she wore for the skin rocks “campaign”.

 

[SqualorVictoria]

He easily has thousands of pounds worth of tattoos. All paid for by the oaf no doubt