Caroline Hirons #36 Why does Ava look like her mums prison lover?

[Jelly Bean]

That Bicester Village event. Why do I need to pay £25 for her to explain how to build a routine from the Skin Rocks range? It's literally just the range. It's not like she's got 6 moisturisers and 23 serums to choose from.

And why does it take a bleeping hour?
Even Gregpanda only took 10 minutes in Liberty.

 

[Foxvint]

I bleeping hate the way Sali writes

She writes like Jane Austen sat on a particularly moist whipped slyllabub and had to maintain decorum through a 5 course afternoon tea with the new vicar.

 

[Traazers]

There's a freak with shingles with lesions on her face, asking for advice on what to put on them to avoid scarring. I've had shingles and scarring was the last thing on my mind, I thought I was gonna die!

 

[FrankieBelle]

There's a freak with shingles with lesions on her face, asking for advice on what to put on them to avoid scarring. I've had shingles and scarring was the last thing on my mind, I thought I was gonna die!

That does look really terrible on her face though. Can imagine how she's feeling. I had it under both armpits in the summer and it felt like someone was literally holding a lit match against my skin.

 

[skincaresceptic]

There's a freak with shingles with lesions on her face, asking for advice on what to put on them to avoid scarring. I've had shingles and scarring was the last thing on my mind, I thought I was gonna die!

The best thing she can do is leave it alone. I’m still sporting a scar from the very mild case I had on my face 10 years ago

 

[lucylucyapplejuicy]

Why would anyone need a “personalised consultation” with SR being a paint by numbers range ?!. Also, National skincare specialist?. Do me a favour

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He looks like he smells of Beef Monster Munch. I can’t explain it

 

[bottlewrapper]

He looks like he smells of Beef Monster Munch. I can’t explain it

Now you've said that, I can't unsee/unsmell it

That soft focus filter is certainly doing some heavy lifting...

 

[Traazers]

That does look really terrible on her face though. Can imagine how she's feeling. I had it under both armpits in the summer and it felt like someone was literally holding a lit match against my skin.

It looks terrible yes but she’d be a lot better asking a doctor what to put on it than a group of skincare “experts”, no?

 

[SqualorVictoria]

Hmm I don’t know, it’s not really medical advice as such is it. I see no harm in asking for advice rather than booking a doctors appointment to ask about that

 

[bottlewrapper]

It looks terrible yes but she’d be a lot better asking a doctor what to put on it than a group of skincare “experts”, no?

Has anyone suggested a mild exfoliating acid yet?

EtA: meant as a joke by the way, just to clarify. I always oil chicken pox/shingles spots as it stops them drying out (which is what makes them itch). Just olive oil, coconut, whatever is in your kitchen cupboard.

 

[Filouette]

Has anyone suggested a mild exfoliating acid yet?

EtA: meant as a joke by the way, just to clarify. I always oil chicken pox/shingles spots as it stops them drying out (which is what makes them itch). Just olive oil, coconut, whatever is in your kitchen cupboard.

I second that recommendation. I used lots of Lush lemony flutter when I had shingles. Keeping the rash well oiled keeps it from itching.

 

[MiffyBay]

Why would anyone need a “personalised consultation” with SR being a paint by numbers range ?!. Also, National skincare specialist?. Do me a favour

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This looks like his vanilla bear profile pic on Grindr. At least he’s hiding those sausage fingers.

 

[skincaresceptic]

Privileged or what? So rich she doesn’t care

 

[Deevee47]

Maybe she should pick up ‘ how to make friends and influence people!

Privileged or what? So rich she doesn’t care

 

[SqualorVictoria]

Please. As if she reads

 

[50sGirl]

Privileged or what? So rich she doesn’t care

Is she off on another “it’s not a pop up holiday?!”

Are there lots of books in the US that aren’t available here then?

 

[Traazers]

Privileged or what? So rich she doesn’t care

DO YOU WANT HER STAFF TO GO WITHOUT? PAY FOR HER APP!!!!
She does realise people can see her stories yeah?

 

[Bagpuss20]

Why would anyone need a “personalised consultation” with SR being a paint by numbers range ?!. Also, National skincare specialist?. Do me a favour

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I didnt know who he was and thought his name was Brown Thomas Cork.
I just thought 'thats an unusual first name"

 

[bottlewrapper]

I didnt know who he was and thought his name was Brown Thomas Cork.

That's his name on grindr.

Once again, the kids with no (graphic design) training strike again!

 

[Jelly Bean]

I didn't mind Gregpanda when he very first appeared with Hirons, but it just looks like he is such a favourite and overpromoted that it's sickening.
You just know the fuss she makes of him in front of everyone else. And her assumption that everyone is delighted whenever he appears. Thus foisting him on Liberty.