Caroline Hirons #35 Travel Kits Cult Beauty 1, Hirons 0

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Btw is anybody else already as bored with Ruth's book as I am?
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UNPARALLELED WIT!!!!!!!
 
Was just watching Trinny talking about Lila going back to uni. How diametrically different from Hiron’s twerking, culture and race appropriating “baby girl”.

Trinny said she had a wonderful summer with her, and enjoyed spending time with her. She said Lila was fully getting into being an adult, she is responsible and she teaches Trinny things every day. “She’s a delight to be around.”

I understand Trinny is problematic in some ways, but seriously…

Can you imagine Nana speaking about any of her offspring in this way?
 
What does this mean? ....anyone who dreams big and aims high but never quite reaches their goal…
so this book is for losers, those that never achieve success as an international model?
You'd think she had a real career, one based on minor things like talent or ability. A model's career is like a lottery win, your face either takes off or it doesn't. Aside from basic professionalism of turning up on time etc, there's not much you can do to influence the outcome.

And as for unparalleled wit...😂 whoever wrote that put the joke firmly on Ruth. The woman is as far from being witty as I am from being a model.
 
I have absolutely no interest in reading about Ruth's "career", I can't imagine anyone does tbh
I know! If I found it in a charity shop down the line I might get it for 10p. But I don't think I could hack the no doubt constant stories told in a self deprecating and faux humble 'not like other models' manner.
I don't even dislike her, just can't imagine it would be remotely interesting.
 
Tell me you have a favorite child without telling me, Caroline. :rolleyes:

I get that maybe the boys aren't as into skincare, so maybe that's why they're not featured as much. But Caroline always makes a point to be like "I'm Ava's Mom!" and she brings her to events she shouldn't be at.

Side note: that's also really awkward how Ava is the golden child, because Ava is trashy AF and doesn't even have a job (to my knowledge).
 
She never used to like Ava much, iirc, always going on about her boys being little Princes who love their mummy, and Ava being "annoying," "hard work" and "difficult" in past lives on insta. I suppose now Ava's on TikTok and she can cross sell, it's different.🤷‍♀️
She used to be very #BoyMum.

Her sons all remind me of that one boy everyone had in their year who the minute he could grow hair on his face would come into school resplendent with those little sparse tufts like he was Alpha Male personified. :ROFLMAO:
 
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