Carly Burd #6 Stabbed in the back like Judas did to Caesar

[LennyBriscoe]

Chistmas is coming early lads!

Hopefully Your Harlow has scheduled the 15th in his diary...

It’ll be Your Harlow-Ho-Ho when they open that bad boy up

 

[FourSeasonSoupObsessive]

Oh mah Gawd, it’s actually happening Thanks @Seaford Haggington !

Wonder if she ran them past the regular? And if it’s just a post it with “the money is asset locked in the CIC” written on it?

 

[MavisBeacon]

I think we're gonna need a new thread for this drop.

 

[Hold my beans]

I wonder if Whiskers have had their paws all over them

 

[Tin Can Crook]

I heard it was handled by her accountant: Snuffles

 

[kev1974]

She's probably just handed in her latest Tesco Clubcard statement as "accounts".

 

[FourSeasonSoupObsessive]

I am imagining a file full of screenshots from her FB page of her disbursing the comedy massive cheques to naive charity owners and fellow grifters, teamed with a chatGPT generated screed about all the good that Lady Bountiful of the Botulism Buffet has done for the ungrateful denizens of Harlow.

I really don’t think her accounts will be in any better order than her chaotic, shaming fb messenger based food package “delivery” system. I can’t wait to see the massive hole in them where £140k should be though!

 

[Girty Drifter]

I am imagining a file full of screenshots from her FB page of her disbursing the comedy massive cheques to naive charity owners and fellow grifters, teamed with a chatGPT generated screed about all the good that Lady Bountiful of the Botulism Buffet has done for the ungrateful denizens of Harlow.

I really don’t think her accounts will be in any better order than her chaotic, shaming fb messenger based food package “delivery” system. I can’t wait to see the massive hole in them where £140k should be though!

Thread title ^^^

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

The new registered office is the base of an accountancy firm, so the accounts will have produced to a standard which meets Companies House requirements. They are "total exemption full accounts" and almost certainly won't have been audited (not necessary due to the size of the entity). So the accounts will just have a profit & loss and a balance sheet. They won't go into much, if any detail.

 

[Seaford Haggington]

If it is down as "total exemption full accounts" it means she hasn't used accountancy exemptions for the return. She also has to file CIC34 community interest company report which requires her to explain what she has been doing. We were able to work out quite a lot from the Depher returns which were on a similar basis. That said, there is scope to hide quite a lot within broad or vague categories.

 

[Hold my beans]

Yes, unfortunately we'll never find out how many of those tesco shops were for Carly and all her Donnas. It will be interesting to see the balance sheet though

 

[BlairWaldorf86]

At least she has to disclose the cash number, and that’s the one that will be interesting.

 

[Seaford Haggington]

One thing I am curious about is donations that came in from outside the GFM. There was PayPal and cash collections. I wonder how much they came to. Also how much was spent on an allotment. I suspect it was £0.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Yes, unfortunately we'll never find out how many of those tesco shops were for Carly and all her Donnas. It will be interesting to see the balance sheet though

Carly and her Donna's sounds like an 80s band. I can picture Carlz in leg warmers with a mega perm dancing about on TOTP with her new hit single 'Salty Mutha'. All the Donnas play the glass harp, each glass hand painted with maximum glitter.

 

[lilykestrel]

Carly and her Donna's sounds like an 80s band. I can picture Carlz in leg warmers with a mega perm dancing about on TOTP with her new hit single 'Salty Mutha'. All the Donnas play the glass harp, each glass hand painted with maximum glitter.

Carly and her Donnas flew to the top of the charts in 84 with floorfiller "Just Dance It Out" but ultimately fizzled out after internal band strife over inadequate gratitude for a bespoke coffee cup and will go down in history with the other one hit wonders

 

[MediumLoad]

Carly and her Donnas flew to the top of the charts in 84 with floorfiller "Just Dance It Out" but ultimately fizzled out after internal band strife over inadequate gratitude for a bespoke coffee cup and will go down in history with the other one hit wonders

Mind you, Donna resurfaced as a backing singer to Jack Monroe's first hit single "Jack In Your Job "(The Spite Remix)". Of course, they had a falling out when Jack Monroe took all the money and spent it on sideboards and cocaine.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Sorry lads, The Donnas exist and are already salty.

 

[Polkapops]

The accounts are posted now

 

[LennyBriscoe]

The accounts are posted now

Do you have a link you can share?

 

[Seaford Haggington]

She has used the small companies exemption, so these are "filleted" accounts.

Nothing has been spent on any allotment.

There hasn't been any consultation with stakeholders. Perhaps the accountant didn't think her asking on the Facebook group for suggestions counted as consultation.

To the accounts. They show the status of the company as at 30 April 2024.

£150,785 was in the bank.

£69,228 was transferred out of the CIC to other organisations.
£33,404 is allocated for Corporation Tax (this suggests profits of £140,200).
£10,580 is allocated for other debts (what debts!?)

Net assets £106,801

However, what we also know the GFM raised £254,213 with fees expected to be £11,120.42. So that suggests £25k surplus that was used for the food delivery. But we also don't know how much was received in other donations so it could be much more.

Bottom line is anyone who donated to the GFM did not give anything to an allotment project and £33k needlessly went to the tax man.