Carly Burd #6 Stabbed in the back like Judas did to Caesar

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See you in January, Carly.

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Of course she did. Even her return can't lure me back, my hate for her has become too much. The memories are fun though
She’s still the same. We don’t see her often though. She popped up to do a campaign about Air Fryers for Currys but all the recipes were dangerous, like air fryer soup or something. Just after her book had to have warnings pasted into it because the tips (open a can with a knife and a mallet if you don’t have a tin opener) were dangerous.
Shes sort of imploded.
 
She’s still the same. We don’t see her often though. She popped up to do a campaign about Air Fryers for Currys but all the recipes were dangerous, like air fryer soup or something.
I did see this part, I think knowing all the threads piling up in both my and her absence is somehow relaxing to me as I know it's there to grunk if I want. Being live on the threads was so (too) giddy sometimes. But got me through so much and have forever entered my mental lexicon. I did a temp job recently where my temp recruitment agent replied to my manager's email with "Thankyou!" every week and it just made me laugh. I tentatively started posting around Dec 2020 (or that's when I remember posting) and was going through a horrific time but I remember it fondly still because of those bloody threads
When she was late for the labour conference in Brighton I was wfh literally round the corner and genuinely considered popping in.
 
I am sorry to raise peoples hopes by bouncing the thread, I don’t have any hot tea, but I was listening to a podcast today*, Your Harlow was mentioned and it made me think of that evergreen question:

Where’s the money, Carly?

I wonder if Your Harlow is still keeping tabs- I bet he is. We are, too.


* “Real” hosted by Naomi Channell about the rape and murder of Stuart Lubbock. Worth a listen if your interests include real crime that extends beyond internet grifters.
 
She’s still the same. We don’t see her often though. She popped up to do a campaign about Air Fryers for Currys but all the recipes were dangerous, like air fryer soup or something. Just after her book had to have warnings pasted into it because the tips (open a can with a knife and a mallet if you don’t have a tin opener) were dangerous.
Shes sort of imploded.

God I forgot how funny that book was. Good times
 
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