Carly Burd #5 (No) Salt and Vinegar

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FourSeasonSoupObsessive said:
bloody hell!

Been trying to work out why she’s misrepresenting that the regulator will referee her Lady Bountiful contest.

1. Generous interpretation- she genuinely doesn’t know that they wouldn’t get involved in operational decisions of CICs. She is pretty thick, so not beyond the realms of possibility. She has no idea how she’d make a grant, she wants someone to tell her what to do.

2. Delaying tactic. @VeniVidiVicki is correct and she’s deliberately running down the clock until she’s past the refund date.

3. Bullshitting tactic. The money‘s gone but she’s just shitflinging this nonsense in an attempt to obfuscate this until everyone forgets about it(it’s the Sue Lee strategy that worked for Monroe).

3a As part of this, she may cobble together the remnants of whatever is left to make one or two small grants to use as proof of the largesse. These can then be brandished as “proof”- they will never add up to anything like £100k or better still £240k but they’ll enable her flying monkies to do their work. Anyone she doesn’t want to work with, possibly all of them, can be regretfully “refused” by the regulator.

4. It’s just another part of a general sort of miasma of nonsense that she auto generates on receipt of any criticism- things are terribly difficult, unseen forces conspire against her, she bravely struggles through them, no one does as much as her etc etc, then when the regulator “fails” to help her, there’s another fucker that’s just failed her again, doesn’t care about starving orphans etc etc…

Also, she’s managed to feed nigh on another 300 people since two weeks ago when it was 3717. Isn't that marvellous! She’s hit 5% of the population of Harlow.
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yeah I'm wondering if perhaps the "CIC regulator" might say "oh sorry none of you are suitable nobody gets the money SORRY IT'S OUT OF MY HANDS", but I don't know if this whole debacle involves such a layer of cunning
 
cut to the 'CIC regulator' who has been bribed with one too many carrots

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VeniVidiVicki said:
So she’s going to split £100k between 14 organisations. Is she just hoping that no one is going to ask about the remaining £130k?
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I was thinking the same. Create a lot of noise about 100k. Bullshit and bluster about red tape and so forth. Throw in lots of references to chemotherapy and lumbar 'punchers' and suchlike every now and then,

And quietly slip out of the public eye with a lot of money unaccounted for - doubtful that there's even 100k to distribute at this stage. But who will know that. 🥴
 
you know, I've had a quiet feeling of deja vu working away in the background and I've suddenly remembered what it reminded me of.

When I was small, probably late infant or early junior school, I was bored one lunchtime and pootling round by myself cos I didn't fancy tag or football and found myself looking at and picking up interesting looking sticks from round the bottom of the trees in the corner of the yard. Someone tootled up to me and asked me what I was doing. And I told them I was a stick wizard looking for magical sticks.
Fast-forward fifteen minutes and I'm sat on the bench in the playground with other children bringing me sticks and me saying things like "oh yes, this stick has great power, well done" "no this is just an ordinary stick" and all the time being completely amazed that my peers had bought into my bullshit and then just stringing it along and quietly enjoying the power I'd bullshat my way into
 
VeniVidiVicki said:
I've uploaded the radio interview transcript to the wiki
It's not beautiful but worth a scan. She says things are soul destroying and diabolical about 10 times and repeats the classic line that 300 onions would have fed 300 people which never fails to make me laugh. No one has ever picked her up on it.

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It’s an amazing story
Carly was worried about food going to landfill and persuaded shops to stop doing it
Carly takes food from landfil
Carly dug up her garden to grow veg, even ethnic ones like okra. Then Cllr Purse approached her about the allotment and even though she’s neverevn grown a carrot, she went ahead
The Saltening destroyed all the worms, they shrivelled up

duck me she’s stupid and a liar
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HotesTilaire said:
It’s an amazing story
Carly was worried about food going to landfill and persuaded shops to stop doing it
Carly takes food from landfil
Carly dug up her garden to grow veg, even ethnic ones like okra. Then Cllr Purse approached her about the allotment and even though she’s neverevn grown a carrot, she went ahead
The Saltening destroyed all the worms, they shrivelled up

duck me she’s stupid and a liar
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That explanation about the limited company. 🤪 She set it up because she had no contract, but this prevented her getting a contract. SHE IS THE ONLY BARRIER SHE FACES.

And the two year pilot? What the duck is the cloth brained idiot saying there?
 
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