Carla Jenkins #4 Fluffs fringe, loves to binge, Nat’s teeth makes us cringe.

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Call me abnormal but when I'm ill I don't binge watch netflix shows. I usually just sleep and over stimulation like that makes me more sick. She slipped up and mentioned shes still watching some series, ie this is just what she does anyways, lays in bed binge watching tv, well netflix and such. Not read the comments, no doubt they will be full of aww carla you been ill, would you like me to donate to your buy me kofi link or carla have you ever considered being in a netflix series as you are so entertaining and amusing🙄
Nutjob weirdo stalker comment of the week:
@Paintspotsandpaper
1 hour ago
Hi Carla, it’s so nice to get ideas of other channels to watch, I’ve subscribed to all the ones you mentioned and looking forward to watching them. I’m sure that if you find them interesting then I will too! Thanks for sharing, take care

And speaking of bs, you know its coming, the calorie january crush feat tammy 🤣🤣
 
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Well thats it,the end of carlas shitemas, oops I mean vlogmas. Apparently the gonks have had enough of her opening tit advents and her helmet head square fringe, her hairdresser🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 deserves an award.....anyways the gonks have kicked her out and are currently locking her in the shed and letting Anthony in for some warmth. Last anyone heard was carla screaming give me my galaxy advent at least!
 
Please someone make it make sense. Carla was sent an eco water bottle to flog to her senseless viewers🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She goes into some spiel with great enthusiasm about it being eco, so less plastic, like she cares. She buys endless crap from temu and I mean endless pointless tit like those calendars all of which will be given away or thrown in the bin. She shows the viewers the water bottles, already given two away to her her favourite princesses, nat and tammy.....Anthony you get a big fat zero. This woman would sell her own mum if it meant ten extra views. Apparently, she points out, that both she, sweet loving, red bull drinking daughter nat, liked the way the straw made sure you got the last bit of the drinking water.....ooooh I can see them both now, down at the gym, eating wholefoods and with their water bottles🙄
And if you think thats insane......someone sent kazza a four hundred quid exercise bike.
Meanwhile later at costco, not a water bottle in sight, carlas starving and the others want to go to wetherspoons.....and theres three giant packs of cakes in the trolley already.....oh wait its christmassss shouts lexxxxxx....oh wait those cream cakes would be out of date by christmas🙄
 
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Hanna Spanna said:
Water bottle! Has the Pepsi max guzzling Carla ever actually drank water in her life?. Her body must be crying out for it!
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We need new thread suggestions...all I could think of was something along the lines of; pissing dogs, hair done by gonks and no calorie crush for yonks
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Well Hanna, both her and nat were very concerned that the straw that came with the bottle could reach every drop of water🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Also, carla was very interested in it being an eco brand and using less plastic🤣🙄
Its always nice to know that carla stays true to herself🤣🙄
Lol good title. Its definitely got to have gonks in it.

Costco shop, I do hope that carla had enough water after eating all those cakes.

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Hanna Spanna said:
Wonder who paid for the car? Bet she went on the beg to her poor mother! "You know in a few years you'll probably need a wheelchair, and I won't be able to take you out in my current car" when in truth she wants a big wagon to take all her mates out to the all you can eat buffet!
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Hmm I did wonder, probably was her mum. Yep shes after a band wagon with all her mates. All off out for meals twice a day and then off to spend 600 on bingo and scratch offs. When will this woman change, never. It will be carla in wheelchair first
 
retro444 said:
Please someone make it make sense. Carla was sent an eco water bottle to flog to her senseless viewers🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She goes into some spiel with great enthusiasm about it being eco, so less plastic, like she cares. She buys endless crap from temu and I mean endless pointless tit like those calendars all of which will be given away or thrown in the bin. She shows the viewers the water bottles, already given two away to her her favourite princesses, nat and tammy.....Anthony you get a big fat zero. This woman would sell her own mum if it meant ten extra views. Apparently, she points out, that both she, sweet loving, red bull drinking daughter nat, liked the way the straw made sure you got the last bit of the drinking water.....ooooh I can see them both now, down at the gym, eating wholefoods and with their water bottles🙄
And if you think thats insane......someone sent kazza a four hundred quid exercise bike.
Meanwhile later at costco, not a water bottle in sight, carlas starving and the others want to go to wetherspoons.....and theres three giant packs of cakes in the trolley already.....oh wait its christmassss shouts lexxxxxx....oh wait those cream cakes would be out of date by christmas🙄
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These vloggers have no shame. They’ll plug anything as long as it’s free. Those water bottles will be shoved in a cupboard and forgotten about. The trolley full of cakes weren’t spoken of and she always conveniently forgets to film the gut busting meal she eats at Spoons. Are you embarrassed Carla? Tammy is lumping it on big time! She looked huge sat in the new car. I’m sure there used to be a series called Fat Friends, it could well refer to that lot 😂
 
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Tabia said:
These vloggers have no shame. They’ll plug anything as long as it’s free. Those water bottles will be shoved in a cupboard and forgotten about. The trolley full of cakes weren’t spoken of and she always conveniently forgets to film the gut busting meal she eats at Spoons. Are you embarrassed Carla? Tammy is lumping it on big time! She looked huge sat in the new car. I’m sure there used to be a series called Fat Friends, it could well refer to that lot 😂
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That new car will collapse with all their weight, nats arse is the size of a small continent. After the just buying cake mission in costco, carla sets up the camera in the kitchen and pretends to be active, she rather breathlessly pulls out a massive top, the size of Australia from the washer, it almost blocks out the sun. Nats in her room gorging on chocolates and sweets as tammy shovels down buffet foods in her big gob. Later in jan, the viewers will be treated to some smarmy we know how to diet and save money lets reset joining a gym bullshit🙄 change the record.


I wonder if Anthony can hear them all chowing down on cakes etc from the shed?
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Carla doing her laundry
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